The Illora Out: No. Seriously. Get out.

[Synthetik]

WHY DO GIRLS ALWAYS LAUGH AT ME. I DON'T NEED A JOB, I TAKE CARE OF MY MOM ALL DAY. THAT'S A FULL TIME JOB. /goes back to playing WoW 10 hours a day

Why yes, yes indeed. But first I'll eat an entire tin of sardines.

Women just like dicks. Do they give a second thought to the nice guy that always helps them with their homework in class but is too shy to ask them out? No. Do they think of me as anything more than a platonic friend when I stay up all night talking to them about how much of a dick their boyfriend is because he hasn't called them in three days? No. Do they notice when I stalk their every move online and in real life? No. ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES. JUST NOT WITH ME.

1:30am, can't sleep, tired, don't want to ruin newly corrected sleep pattern, currently fighting the urge to pick up a guitar, plug it into the computer and fumble my way through Eruption.

Smoke crack and stay up for three days. It's what Snoop would have wanted.

[Illora]

who scares you more, me or garren

[Quiji]

Hey now, white women can be just as bad.

Nothing quite like a set of nipples the size of baseballs that are puffy as hell to the point where they're practically breasts unto themselves.

Made worse when they have multiple piercings.

....

What? I watch a lot of porn, okay?

What kind of porn are you watching?

>key words 'white, pregnant, nipple, baseballs, piercings'

Imma go kill myself.

[Drageuth]

who scares you more, me or garren

Scares? Neither of you.
Which one do I hate more...? Well, that's a completely different question, and there isn't enough time in the day to go over all the reasons I loathe both of you.

[Lee]

I wonder how many people googled that after I mentioned it?

I remember like the day after, there was NOTHING online lol.

[Lee]

who scares you more, me or garren

you make me more scared, but you don't scare me.

Garren is run of the mill rage fuel.

You aren't anywhere near the scale.

[Quiji]

Scares? Neither of you.
Which one do I hate more...? Well, that's a completely different question, and there isn't enough time in the day to go over all the reasons I loathe both of you.

At least garren isn't a complete douchebag 100% of the time.

[cOcO!]

OH MY GAAHH! Mod vs regular flame wars. This will be fun

[Illora]

you make me more scared, but you don't scare me.

Garren is run of the mill rage fuel.

You aren't anywhere near the scale.

so Im god of the moron trolls?

[Quiji]

But the worst is luffy.

[Wyrm]

Women just like dicks. Do they give a second thought to the nice guy that always helps them with their homework in class but is too shy to ask them out? No. Do they think of me as anything more than a platonic friend when I stay up all night talking to them about how much of a dick their boyfriend is because he hasn't called them in three days? No. Do they notice when I stalk their every move online and in real life? No. ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES. JUST NOT WITH ME.

This is.......so true. I feel your pain

[Illora]

But the worst is luffy.

I thought he died...

[Quiji]

Women just like dicks. Do they give a second thought to the nice guy that always helps them with their homework in class but is too shy to ask them out? No. Do they think of me as anything more than a platonic friend when I stay up all night talking to them about how much of a dick their boyfriend is because he hasn't called them in three days? No. Do they notice when I stalk their every move online and in real life? No. ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES. JUST NOT WITH ME.

baw baw baw

But in seriousness, lawl.

[Synthetik]

I remember like the day after, there was NOTHING online lol.

After seeing celebrity boobs, life just isn't as entertaining as it used to be.

[Gare]

Illora, Garren or even Luffy are pretty tame compared to some of the people we've had here over the years. Anyone remember Manny? You know, the religious nutcase? Now that was some weird shit.