The Illora Out: No. Seriously. Get out.

[Krisan Thyme]

Who cares who the fuck he is? Now onto more important matters.. Didn't I hear someone mention Jack Daniels?

[Ivolt]

I've no idea what's going on, but can't staff members just compare IPs and clear this whole mess up?

I'm referring to this whole HC issue. Whoever that guy might be.

Come on Gare, it's obvious what's happening.

I mean really.

This is going to be so hilarious.

[Gare]

Sure, that...
um...that would be...
pretty...
easy

I love your avatar.

I know. It's pretty distracting even for me, and I've had it for a couple of weeks now.

It's the best kind of distraction, though.

[Raype]

The fuck is going on?

Illora comes back. We all know he's crosshatch.

He's allowed back in on the condition he behaves himself and cools it with the alts.

He cools it.

Then he stops watching his shit.

Apologizes.

Acts normal for a day or two.

Goes apeshit again.

Makes alt account who is supposedly his legal guardian or some shit.

We all know the alt account is him.

We call him on it.

He makes another account to claim that the alt was an alt.

Either way, EVERYONE'S GETTING IP BANNED.

Possible imaginary friend collateral damage be damned.

[Fer!]

Well, you know how it goes.

Who are those ponies? Been seeing them everywhere since the last month.

[Gare]

Come on Gare, it's obvious what's happening.

I mean really.

This is going to be so hilarious.

*looks at calendar*

Oh fuck. You're right. Forget I said anything, guys!

Carry on.

[Colamisu]

I know. It's pretty distracting even for me, and I've had it for a couple of weeks now.

It's the best kind of distraction, though.

So wait, you're into girl-on-girl stuff?

[Sprung]

I know. It's pretty distracting even for me, and I've had it for a couple of weeks now.

It's the best kind of distraction, though.

what?

[Kermit Da Frog]

Who are those ponies? Been seeing them everywhere since the last month.

The My Little Ponies reboot.

[Fer!]

Illora comes back. We all know he's crosshatch.

He's allowed back in on the condition he behaves himself and cools it with the alts.

He cools it.

Then he stops watching his shit.

Apologizes.

Acts normal for a day or two.

Goes apeshit again.

Makes alt account who is supposedly his legal guardian or some shit.

We all know the alt account is him.

We call him on it.

He makes another account to claim that the alt was an alt.

Either way, EVERYONE'S GETTING IP BANNED.

Possible imaginary friend collateral damage be damned.

Here's hoping Garres is one of those alts.

[Fer!]

So wait, you're into girl-on-girl stuff?

Who isn't?

[Mistral]

Who are those ponies? Been seeing them everywhere since the last month.

Here.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Here's hoping Garres is one of those alts.

This.

[Colamisu]

Here's hoping Garres is one of those alts.

Nah, he's been here too long.

Also, his sort of bullshit is a different sort of bullshit than this bullshit shit. Despite everyone telling him to bring his bullshit in here.

[Colamisu]

Here.

Clearly needs to be in PSG S2.