Hello, my name is GalanDun, I am also known as Axlyon, GunSlinger Boy, Reality FIghter, Reality, and Laserdisck. Recently I played an indie Sonic game based on the Sonic.EXE creepypasta, and got so bored I fell asleep. I had the weirdest dream while I was playing it and I chronicle it here.
All of a sudden I was walking around in a flat area with thick red liquid scattered around, and lifeless animals strewn around, the place smelled funny and I began to feel woozy, so I ran fast. Finally the Sonic thing appeared and I said: "what are you, one of Robotnik's fake Sonics?" The thing said:"FOOL! I AM GOD!"
I crossed my arms and tapped my foot:"SSSSUUUUUURRRRRE Ya are" I can't describe what happened next very easily so you'll have to watch a gameplay video of Sonic.exe to get the full picture. He made his weird attack pose and I laughed and said:"So that's how you wanna do the showdown, all right" and I recreated this music video:
The Fake Sonic got a weird look on his face and said:"What the hell?" Me:"Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were having a Michael Jackson impersonation contest!" And in that instant, the real Sonic, Shadow and Silver appear. Sonic said:"We'll take it from here, stand back!"
Silver holds Fake Sonic with Psychonesis and Shadow pounds on him with Chaos and bullets while Real Sonic does even more damage and finally Silver flings Fake Sonic up into the air and smashes him down with massive force.Real Sonic:"Thanks for distracting that thing GalanDun, it's been brainwashing animals and people for a while now, it even created a minor nightmare world inside Robotnik's ship"Me:"So it was one of Eggman's creations?"Silver shrugs:"Possibly, the skeleton is a Metal Sonic design and the artificial skin was malfunctioning, along with lubricant leakage which caused that weird bleeding black eyes look, as well as the large amount of red liquid. The animals passed out from the smell, apparently the lube is chloroform" Me: "So that explains why I felt woozy earlier. Is everyone alright?" Shadow:"Everyone's back to normal now, I just Chaos Controlled and checked on everybody, they're all fine" Sonic:"So, you guys want some chili-dogs?" Everyone:"Hell yeah!"
End.