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    Default Stupid ways to die

    Me and my friends had a stupid contest a while back. you had to come up with the most stupid way to die. Now I'm pretty much out of ideas (the best on I got was dying whilst trying to tickle a polar bear naked).

    Anyone know a better one?
    Being a famous vampire rockstar sucks

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    Die of boredom by reading stupid threads.

    Last edited by Darklinky; 21st-December-2011 at 22:22.

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    Eat bacon in-front of a lion.

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    Drown in a pool of NES cartridges

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    choke on ur own tongue

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    Drowning in diarrhea


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    Choking on a wiimote

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    dying of hunger while stuck in a supermarket.

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    dying while playing WOW

    dying during sex

    dying from diareha

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    Dieing by choking on assma inhaler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Spicer View Post
    dying from diareha
    Actually, believe it or not, it's not really all that uncommon to die of diarrhea or it's related symptoms, it's actually quite a severe problem in developing countries, and if I'm not mistaken it's one of the leading causes of infant deaths.

    The more you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Spicer View Post
    dying while playing WOW

    dying during sex

    dying from diareha
    Keep dreaming Luffy!

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    The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is...
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    Well,what did you expect ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealSpiders View Post
    ...it's actually quite a severe problem in developing countries, and if I'm not mistaken it's one of the leading causes of infant deaths.
    You are totally right. I read in some articles the following statement:
    "It is a common cause of death in developing countries and the second most common cause of infant deaths worldwide."
    ...
    It is also deeply related with "cholera"... which, gosh, is definetely not funny, particularly in children...
    ...
    I recommend sticking to more "unrealistic-looney-deaths"...
    ...
    (I will post one soon)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    Keep dreaming Luffy!
    i assume you don't find that death stupid?

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