Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Shane]

The random stuff:

Spoiler warning:

Yes he is. He is a cutie-patooty.

Spoiler warning:

... You know, you've actually managed to convince me that, one day, when Sonic the Hedgehog airs on South African television, I shouldn't watch it. EVER.
Also, this freakishly annoyingly horribly scary pic also caused me to delete Sonic Riders from my computer.

Yes, I know I say that every time, but I'm at least as stubborn as the hedgehog, and sooner or later I will be victorious!

I actually dreamt that Robotnik was victorious in ten years' time.

And now, for the questions, before you order your robots to beat me up or something.
(1) Does Mobius have dragons? (is the o supposed to be ö or not?)
(2) Is there anything you want to forget that is not related to Sonic and his allies?
(3) In which season are you the busiest?


AND an apology.
I apologize if I annoyed you with my depression, Robotnik, sir!
What shall my punishment be? Imprisonment?

[foggy_han]

Hang on, I only just now arrived at the actual questions? Wasn't there a rule against monster posts?

Ah-haa~

...now that you mention it, there is even a post of mine regarding that... whoops?

Spoiler warning:

Let's see if I passed the 10 question mark then...


*knuxie's pic* (not a question )

Then again, yeah, it really is super freaky. I am guessing it is the pattern in the eyes, I don't know...
... but it starts to freak out a little if you imagine people around you with them... the face... (no question marks here too~)

Oh... market. No "freebie" then. Yes.


1) I made a sketch of her the other day. Want to see it?


I mean... what's with that Chao? -------> Umm... notice the "XD" smiley. Just a... way of speech?

The ones you used in Sonic Heroes, right? I played that one.
How many were of them? 50? 60? There sure was a lot of them. ------> All rhetorical. ^o^


2) Really?
3) Why?
4) Is it to make you company? Three in a row... d'owwww.


Okay, wait... let me see if I recall this... it was a missile, a big one?
Yes, I am pretty sure now. The missile did not explode, and it was Tails chasing you...
... and then you went all-out on the kid with the Egg Walker, true?

(that was a crazy episode...) -----> The question marks are there but it is clear I knew what I was talking about.


5) - Who is "Chocola"?
6) - You are actually very tall, right?
7) - What was that Robot Sonic in the S3K plot?
8) - Would you say it was a success?


Hmmm, "whaddya know", afterall, according to my calculations, I could still ask two more questions!

Misleading small post...

Spoiler warning:

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

The random stuff:

Spoiler warning:

... You know, you've actually managed to convince me that, one day, when Sonic the Hedgehog airs on South African television, I shouldn't watch it. EVER.
Also, this freakishly annoyingly horribly scary pic also caused me to delete Sonic Riders from my computer.


I actually dreamt that Robotnik was victorious in ten years' time.

And now, for the questions, before you order your robots to beat me up or something.
(1) Does Mobius have dragons? (is the o supposed to be ö or not?)
(2) Is there anything you want to forget that is not related to Sonic and his allies?
(3) In which season are you the busiest?


AND an apology.
I apologize if I annoyed you with my depression, Robotnik, sir!
What shall my punishment be? Imprisonment?

- At least you dream well. Though I intend to have achieved conquest in less than 10 years. Trust me on this one.
- Punishment? Being depressed is punishment enough, I should say. Just cheer up, you'll be fine.
1 - A few, I believe. I'm not actually on Mobius though, I'm on this world. Also, it's spelled Mobius.
2 - Some things, but then I realise that forgetting only makes me repeat my old mistakes. Better to live and learn.
3 - I tend to pay little attention to the seasons, to be honest. Taking over the world is a year-round occupation.

Ah-haa~

...now that you mention it, there is even a post of mine regarding that... whoops?

Spoiler warning:

Let's see if I passed the 10 question mark then...


*knuxie's pic* (not a question )

Then again, yeah, it really is super freaky. I am guessing it is the pattern in the eyes, I don't know...
... but it starts to freak out a little if you imagine people around you with them... the face... (no question marks here too~)

Oh... market. No "freebie" then. Yes.


1) I made a sketch of her the other day. Want to see it?


I mean... what's with that Chao? -------> Umm... notice the "XD" smiley. Just a... way of speech?

The ones you used in Sonic Heroes, right? I played that one.
How many were of them? 50? 60? There sure was a lot of them. ------> All rhetorical. ^o^


2) Really?
3) Why?
4) Is it to make you company? Three in a row... d'owwww.


Okay, wait... let me see if I recall this... it was a missile, a big one?
Yes, I am pretty sure now. The missile did not explode, and it was Tails chasing you...
... and then you went all-out on the kid with the Egg Walker, true?

(that was a crazy episode...) -----> The question marks are there but it is clear I knew what I was talking about.


5) - Who is "Chocola"?
6) - You are actually very tall, right?
7) - What was that Robot Sonic in the S3K plot?
8) - Would you say it was a success?


Hmmm, "whaddya know", afterall, according to my calculations, I could still ask two more questions!

Misleading small post...

Spoiler warning:

Only according to your calculations. But that's why I am the world's greatest scientific genius and you aren't.

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Dear ladies, gentlemen, spirits, robots, organic creatures, and those of other definition:

As of today, Ask Dr. Robotnik turns one year old. All of you who asked me the questions that burned in your minds, thank you. May it last for years more!



Unless I take over. I'll probably be a bit busy then.

[Shane]

Dear ladies, gentlemen, spirits, robots, organic creatures, and those of other definition:

As of today, Ask Dr. Robotnik turns one year old. All of you who asked me the questions that burned in your minds, thank you. May it last for years more!



Unless I take over. I'll probably be a bit busy then.

Yay!

The new questions:
(1) Do you plan on having a Robotnik gaming system released once you have taken over the world?
(2) With what are you getting started? (referring to one of your two(?) signature pictures) (I'm guessing it involves taking over the world?)
(3) What is the worst day of this month, in your opinion?

EDIT:

Alright! Let's do the "Robotnik Techno Dance"!

Dance!?
I. Absolutely. HATE. Dancing.
And birds. Because one tried to kill me.
But I'd rather not talk about it in this thread, otherwise Robotnik will (figuratively) kill me!

Also, I hate servers being too busy, I had to edit this twice.
And I'd rather not make useless posts, so I edit my posts instead. But nobody cares about that, I guess.

[X] Would editing a post instead of making a new one (until you answer) be a useful rule for this thread?

[Iamerror]

Congrats on 1 year anniversary! ok.
Back to questions.ummmm.
What's the closest you got to defeating Sonic?
Have you ever thought of eliminating the alternate Dr.Robotnik?
Do you know how to cook?
Which one is more robotlike: Mitt Romney or Al Gore?

[GunSlinger Boy]

Oh look, someone's spotted a pattern.

Yes, I know I say that every time, but I'm at least as stubborn as the hedgehog, and sooner or later I will be victorious!

"Oh, if it weren't for the meddling hedgehog and his friends!"

I'm playing Sonic Unleashed on the Wii and I like it better than the PS3 version.

Why did you think what you did in that game was a good idea? I mean EVERYTHING that happened, not anything specific.

[Fruitalicious]

Are you going to demand Nintendo
to make you a character in the next Super Smash Bros.?

[GunSlinger Boy]

Are you going to demand Nintendo
to make you a character in the next Super Smash Bros.?

This had better happen.

[Varun Highwind]

This had better happen.

Bowser vs. Robotnik
That would be epic

[GunSlinger Boy]

Bowser vs. Robotnik
That would be epic

Hows about Shadow vs Dark Link?

[foggy_han]

Only according to your calculations. But that's why I am the world's greatest scientific genius and you aren't.

Well, I am pretty sure I am not...

But... did you know there is another great scientific genius here in EP too?

- Feel free to link the sketch.

Inside the spoiler.

Spoiler warning:

I do not recall the last time I sketched something.
It was probably months ago, which is why this one kinda sucks... :'D
But I like drawing, I mean, I do not know why I stopped in the first place.
(I think it was since I joined here... )
Anyway, if I draw something actually worth showing in the future, I will.

Dear ladies, gentlemen, spirits, robots, organic creatures, and those of other definition:

As of today, Ask Dr. Robotnik turns one year old. All of you who asked me the questions that burned in your minds, thank you. May it last for years more!

Alright! Let's do the "Robotnik Techno Dance"!

[Ragnarök]

First question: Would you need my help? Seriously, I am Ragnarok, you the Nord Doomsday...

Second question: What will you do if our Octopi overlords come to earth?

and finally: Will you ban video games?

[GunSlinger Boy]

Do you like my new sig tag?

[Varun Highwind]

What do you have to say about your Nintendo rival "Bowser"?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Yay!

The new questions:
(1) Do you plan on having a Robotnik gaming system released once you have taken over the world?
(2) With what are you getting started? (referring to one of your two(?) signature pictures) (I'm guessing it involves taking over the world?)
(3) What is the worst day of this month, in your opinion?

EDIT:

Dance!?
I. Absolutely. HATE. Dancing.
And birds. Because one tried to kill me.
But I'd rather not talk about it in this thread, otherwise Robotnik will (figuratively) kill me!

Also, I hate servers being too busy, I had to edit this twice.
And I'd rather not make useless posts, so I edit my posts instead. But nobody cares about that, I guess.

[X] Would editing a post instead of making a new one (until you answer) be a useful rule for this thread?

1 - I'm not really sure. Don't really see why I would though, the current ones work fine.
2 - It refers to my plans. Defeated a fair few times, but my plans are just getting started!
3 - The 5th. I had a light flu on the 5th.

X - Could work. I'm not too worried about multiple posts before my answers though, as long as they stay within reason.

Congrats on 1 year anniversary! ok.
Back to questions.ummmm.
What's the closest you got to defeating Sonic?
Have you ever thought of eliminating the alternate Dr.Robotnik?
Do you know how to cook?
Which one is more robotlike: Mitt Romney or Al Gore?

Thank you, thank you.
- Probably during the Adventure 2 plot. I did, in fact, jettison Sonic out the air lock of the ARK. I just intended the capsule to reach the planet, leaving Sonic unable to return. Why the bloody thing EXPLODED is still beyond me.
- That'd mean I'd have to enter another dimension. Very bad idea.
- Not very well. That's why I built a cooking bot.
- Ohhh no no no. You're not dragging me into a political discussion. The only politics will be my politics when I take over!

"Oh, if it weren't for the meddling hedgehog and his friends!"

I'm playing Sonic Unleashed on the Wii and I like it better than the PS3 version.

Why did you think what you did in that game was a good idea? I mean EVERYTHING that happened, not anything specific.

That's fine, everyone has their own preferences. I think both games are poorly designed, but the PS3/360 version is technically superior.

Are you going to demand Nintendo
to make you a character in the next Super Smash Bros.?

Tempting, but I won't enforce it. For now. It would be amusing, admittedly.

This had better happen.

To be sure.

Bowser vs. Robotnik
That would be epic

And over ridiculously soon. Really, you think Bowser can stand against the Egg Walker?

Hows about Shadow vs Dark Link?

No.

I'm not even going to dignify the idea of adding in more Shadow with a longer answer than 'no.'

Well, I am pretty sure I am not...

But... did you know there is another great scientific genius here in EP too?



Inside the spoiler.

Spoiler warning:

I do not recall the last time I sketched something.
It was probably months ago, which is why this one kinda sucks... :'D
But I like drawing, I mean, I do not know why I stopped in the first place.
(I think it was since I joined here... )
Anyway, if I draw something actually worth showing in the future, I will.

Alright! Let's do the "Robotnik Techno Dance"!

- None can match up to my genius.
- Not a bad sketch, actually. She's still evil, but not a bad sketch. Feel free to link others. And I appreciate the spoiler tags, it makes the thread a bit more manageable.
- You and that bloody emoticon.

First question: Would you need my help? Seriously, I am Ragnarok, you the Nord Doomsday...

Second question: What will you do if our Octopi overlords come to earth?

and finally: Will you ban video games?

1 - "I am Ragnarok, you the Nord Doomsday"? That sentence makes little sense, unless you mean I'm doomsday. In which case, I would have to inform you that building several doomsday devices doesn't make me an actual doomsday.
2 - ...your octopus overlords. Really. I know the tale of Ragnarok reasonably well, and at no point do octopus overlords feature. Ever. Should overlords of such a type ever come to this world, I would subtly gesture for them to leave.

With the Egg Dragoon's main gun.
3 - Why on earth would I? I'm not anti-fun. I'm just anti-idiots-ruling-the-world-while-running-it-into-the-ground.

Do you like my new sig tag?

I won't waste words on it, other than to say that your opinion is provably wrong.

What do you have to say about your Nintendo rival "Bowser"?

He's only a rival commercially, but here's the crux. I exist. He doesn't. So I think I can live with having a commercial rival consisting of pixels and data-points.