Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Greetings, dear soon-to-be subjects of the Robotnik Empire (I decided to get rid of the name Eggman Empire). This is your benevolent dictator Dr. Robotnik speaking to you! I am here to answer any questions you will undoubtedly have about your ruler-to-be. Anything you want to know, I'll inform you about. Anything you need to know about what rules you'll have to live or suffer from when I reach my rightful place? Ask! Anything about my illustrious person? Ask away!

The doctor is IN!

Only one rule applies: No, i do not discuss my, or other's, sexlives. Please don't ask.

EDIT: Apparently the rule wasn't quite clear enough, so I'll clarify it here for those who lack the understanding needed to grasp a hint. NO SEXJOKES, QUESTIONS ABOUT SEX, OR ANYTHING SIMILAR.

Are we now clear? Yes? Lovely.

NEW EDIT: A new rule has just been instated (28-5-2012. Why is this thing still running?) - A post has a limit of 10 questions. If your post also includes random remarks or a long quote, the limit is reduced to 5 questions.

EDIT EDIT: Foggy_Han summarised the new rule beautifully, so I'm including it here.

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o Questions shall be limited to the delectable quantity of 10 per post, no more, no less, and you may not double post, for the Doctor IS the Doctor.

o If one happens to cultivate the intention of adding random remarks, and if such intention or desire results in the cogitation, creation
o and posting of the previously mentioned, only 5 questions, no more, no less, shall be attended by the Doctor, for he IS the Doctor.

o This is the generous offer of the merciful one, and the people, the little, and the old and the woman, will all rejoice upon his benevolent decision.

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