Lol, I haven't actually searched for one yet, that was just a prediction. Since they don't make 'em anymore, I assume I'll be able to find, like, one used one on EBay or something, and the seller will think they have the only one left or something. Lol. I hate amazon and EBay. Even if they are the only places I can find most stuff...

lol, Indeed darklinky. Someone's already linked to your thread. My disk drive's motor is out, so it can't read disks at all. D'X ROFL ur drunkzorz.

Well, thanks to everyone. I think I might try to get my Wii's drive fixed, although I have no clue where to take it or send it. It's not under warranty (plus, heck, it's modded), so I couldn't send it to Nintendo... Does GameStop do it, maybe? XD
Otherwise, it seems like it would be a bit of work to get those original Gamecube methods working on a per-game basis.