The Hairy Balls-Out: No Seriously, Get Them Shaved

[Cosmic]

I think you would've gotten along well with tiny Elin, who, in the midst of enjoying Star Wars with her family, turned and proudly told her parents that Mr. Lucas was wrong and that there was actually no sound in space.

This occurred to me the other day when I was watching one of the Alien films. I suppose it's better late than never at 23.

[Milady]

I don't know what movie you could possibly be talking about. Now if you'll excuse me, I have bones to break with other bones.

Don't forget to do it in a dramatic fashion in a scene that's entirely too long!

[Corey]

Corey's here.

DO YOU EVEN STILL OWN A PS3 COREY?

WHY AM I FRIENDS WITH YOU PEOPLE

WHERE'S SCARECROW

I do, but since the move I haven't been able to get internet.

[Ivolt]

I HAS THE ORIGINAL POWER RANGERS MOVIE ON VHS!

THAT MOVIE HAD ALL ORIGINAL FOOTAGE, IT AIN'T CLASSIC ENOUGH.

GET BACK TO ME WHEN YOU'RE 40% STOCK FOOTAGE.

[Elin]

Don't forget to do it in a dramatic fashion in a scene that's entirely too long!

To be fair, that scene kind of gives me goosebumps, irrespective of my feelings about the rest of the movie. I think it's the music. You could set Also Sprach Zarathustra to anything, and it would be awe-inspiring.

To test this theory, I am now going to record some footage of my cat eating his dinner.

[Elin]

THAT MOVIE HAD ALL ORIGINAL FOOTAGE, IT AIN'T CLASSIC ENOUGH.

GET BACK TO ME WHEN YOU'RE 40% STOCK FOOTAGE.

WAIT, DID WE USE THAT SHOT ALREADY? THEN MIRROR THAT MUTHA! PEOPLE WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

[Elin]

This occurred to me the other day when I was watching one of the Alien films. I suppose it's better late than never at 23.

Soft sci-fi is totally the best sci-fi, anyway. [/blasphemer]

[Milady]

To be fair, that scene kind of gives me goosebumps, irrespective of my feelings about the rest of the movie. I think it's the music. You could set Also Sprach Zarathustra to anything, and it would be awe-inspiring.

To test this theory, I am now going to record some footage of my cat eating his dinner.

I just re-watched it, but my volume is muted. I just giggled at the monkey guy when he hit the first couple of bones and one bounced off his face.

Do it.

[Sprung]

An EP adventure

Sprung and Dinosaurman go walking and singing through the barley grain. It looks to be they are quite happy and great friends. It's not long before they run into a feisty wench named Milady. She dances like an angel. Soon, everyone on Emuparadise is dancing around Raype's maypole. I think there was a cock or two in there too, you have to look pretty fast. Ray has a nice maypole. Everyone had a great time when Cookie showed off his puppeteering skills.

I snuck a video on the Internets.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7movKfyTBII

[Nemkoon]

Ivolt.
Melty Blood.
I need Recordings.

[Milady]

An EP adventure

Sprung and Dinosaurman go walking and singing through the barley grain. It looks to be they are quite happy and great friends. It's not long before they run into a feisty wench named Milady. She dances like an angel. Soon, everyone on Emuparadise is dancing around Raype's maypole. I think there was a cock or two in there too, you have to look pretty fast. Ray has a nice maypole. Everyone had a great time when Cookie showed off his puppeteering skills.

I snuck a video on the Internets.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7movKfyTBII

I obviously need a new avatar nao.

[Sprung]

I obviously need a new avatar nao.

[Milady]

Actually, the girl in my current avatar could just refuse to wash or brush her hair for a couple of weeks, and we might be good to go.

Silly blondes.

[Sprung]

Actually, the girl in my current avatar could just refuse to wash or brush her hair for a couple of weeks, and we might be good to go.

Silly blondes.

[Nemkoon]

WTF?