The Dismemberment-Out: It's been nice knowing you, Jazz

[Raype]

Not gettin paid again?

You have to keep your pimp hand stronger Ray.

Or I just need to start servicing truckers myself.

So I may have to get Platinum on top of the rest of that stuff.

Noted.

...

So who's getting Dungeon Siege?

My finances should be cleared up by the time June rolls around, at least enough to spare $20. If PS+ runs a discount, I should have enough for it already on the account.

I would, but MY MONEY IS ALL TIED UP. Looks like it'll have to wait. FOREVER.

[Tassadar]

here then.

I love that logo.

My friend has that mouse, it is very uncomfortable to rest your had on.

[Raype]

Dungeon Siege.

Oh fucking god, that was like, one of the worst experiences we've gone through as a group.

Not even because we didn't finish, because it was more or less impossible for us to NOT finish.

It was because it took so fucking LONG.

Technically, we didn't finish.

FUCKING EXPANSION BULLSHIT NOT WORKING RIGHT.

You mean the one that never existed and was only used as cocktease for non-Retros? No, we do actually have a thread full of naked chicks now.

And a lot of them are exclusive to this forum.

Jack's wife is a total MILF.

[Gare]

So DS3 is by Obsidian, apparently. Which might make it a complete mess, or the most awesome shit ever.

[Slacker Magician]

So DS3 is by Obsidian, apparently. Which might make it a complete mess, or the most awesome shit ever.

Now I gotta buy it . People complain about imaginary bullshit, they need to die.

[Slacker Magician]

[Lee]

Best porn section ever. Oh lee. . . lee lee lee. . .

Don't seeing it being that much better than my alternatives.

[Gare]

Now I gotta buy it . People complain about imaginary bullshit, they need to die.

Yeah, I don't personally care about bugs too much, if the game itself is really well done with good writing/atmoshpere and stuff. Vampire: Bloodlines (not an actual Obsidian game, but still buggy) was amazing, and so was Mask of the Betrayer.

[Ivolt]

Technically, we didn't finish.

FUCKING EXPANSION BULLSHIT NOT WORKING RIGHT.

And we didn't even get to play the second game.

Hilarity.

Well, I can't picture it being more than

*Ivolt, Ray, Tan die.*
"FUCK"
*Get up 60 seconds later, deal damage to enemy, die again*
*repeat till reach savepoint*
*wait, Dungeon Siege doesn't do savepoints, only waypoints by level*
*guess we're grinding, FUCK*

Also, I am a hero just because I am the only person to manage falling into a fucking hole. EVERY FUCKING TIME. HOLES.

[Lee]

So DS3 is by Obsidian, apparently. Which might make it a complete mess, or the most awesome shit ever.

Yup not buying it

The pirated version of FONV has less crashes and terrible bugs than my Retail copy.

[Raype]

Yeah, I don't personally care about bugs too much, if the game itself is really well done with good writing/atmoshpere and stuff. Vampire: Bloodlines (not an actual Obsidian game, but still buggy) was amazing, and so was Mask of the Betrayer.

That's good, since obsidian games tend to be unplayable when they come out.

And we didn't even get to play the second game.

Hilarity.

Well, I can't picture it being more than

*Ivolt, Ray, Tan die.*
"FUCK"
*Get up 60 seconds later, deal damage to enemy, die again*
*repeat till reach savepoint*
*wait, Dungeon Siege doesn't do savepoints, only waypoints by level*
*guess we're grinding, FUCK*

Also, I am a hero just because I am the only person to manage falling into a fucking hole. EVERY FUCKING TIME. HOLES.

We did okay in dungeon hunter though. Which is sorta like DS.

Well, until that final dungeon anyway.

NOW FIGHT EVERY BOSS AT ONCE!

Fucking final dungeon, at least warn me to put on a diaper beforehand.

[Raype]

(also, I like how late in our DS1 playthrough I grinded and became hilariously broken. It was wonderful. )

[Ivolt]

The irony being that Tan was the one who wound up fighting the final boss for the better part of an hour by himself while you ran back for potions, and I spent the time trying not to die in hell because I had no money. On a positive note, I succeeded.

[Raype]

The irony being that Tan was the one who wound up fighting the final boss for the better part of an hour by himself while you ran back for potions, and I spent the time trying not to die in hell because I had no money. On a positive note, I succeeded.

We did warn him not to do that.

But tan, he never listens.

Which always leads to hilarity.

[Kouen Hasuki]

Yeah, I don't personally care about bugs too much, if the game itself is really well done with good writing/atmoshpere and stuff. Vampire: Bloodlines (not an actual Obsidian game, but still buggy) was amazing, and so was Mask of the Betrayer.

Theres unofficial Patches that help unfuck that game you know

I Recommend the "True Patch" not teh "Wesp" one

Wesp one really unbalances the game