Memorable V.G. quotes

[Cookie Monster]

"Nothing can beat science" - Lucca, Chrono Trigger

Oh I almost forgot:

"Somebody is watching us... controlling us."
"We are merely sprites that dance at the beck and call of our button-pressing overlord!"
"This is a video game. Don't you see? We are characters in a video game!"
-Prophet. Secret of Evermore

Classic!

Re1Mu2R3, please read the rules and don't double post, if you have to modify your last post, use the EDIT button.

[DoomKefka]

when old man dorian from phantasy star 4 goes to give out alys's measurements and gets whacked...lol i forgot exactly what he says but i rember its funny as fawk

[JKDarkside]

"Why do these things always happen when I turn into a girl?"

- Main character of X-Change 3 after being raped for the 100th time.

[Seraphis Cain]

"I'll chisel your gravestone. Sleep well!"

Fuck yeah, Wolfgang Krauser.

[Nick]

"When a man is faced with his own death. The impossible seems but of less than a barrier." -Prince of Persia Warrior Within
"Don't go looking for trouble. It finds us all soon enough." -Vitorre from The Saboteur

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

"Ah, another quest fraught with impossible puzzles, perils, terrors, horrors, confusion, and monsters. Still, could be worse. I could've paid for the privilege."

- Rincewind, Discworld II: Mortality Bytes

(Paraphrased, as I can't find the exact quote and haven't played the game in ages. Still found it a fantastic attack on the player )

[crusher]

"Hello, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO."

Raziel: You said it yourself, Kain... there are only two sides to your coin.
Kain: Apparently so, but suppose you throw a coin enough times... suppose one day, it lands on its edge.

Good stuff.

[MarianoRyu]

"I pity the fool who angers me... his lot will not be a precious one!" --> Dong Zhuo, Warriors Orochi (upon being defeated)

[Tsukasa]

"I think i gonna log out and check my e-mail" -- Haseo, .hack//G.U, saying that for the 400th time, because you log out and check your e-mail. A lot.

[JC200X]

Final Fantasy VI: Kefka: "There's a reason oppose rhymes with dispose: If they get in your way, KILL THEM!!"
Star Fox 64: Peppy: "Do a barrel roll!", Star Wolf: "What the heck?"
GoldenEye 007: Trevelyan: "Half of everything is luck"
James: "And the other half?"
Trevelyan: "Fate."

Trevelyan: "For England James?"
James: "No. For me.", *Drops Trevelyan*

Boris: "I am invincible!"

GTA: San Andreas: Big Smoke: "Like it says in the book, we're both blessed and cursed."
C.J.: "What f**in' book?"

[Panda Man]

Dragon Age:

Enchantment?

Enchantment!

[Frog Knight]

Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World- "Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality"
By the time i beat this game i was soooo sick of hearing this statement

[plasticandrage]

"I will meditate and then destroy you" - Dhalsim Street Fighter 2

[Adramelech52]

DMC3: Vergil: "You will not prevent this devil's power. You are not worthy as my opponent."

DMC3: Dante (after catching Lady): "Well, this is my kind of rain."

MGS3: Volgin: "Kuwabara kuwabara!"

[Pokemongenius]

"you know what happens to the leading man, he never dies, let's fly!" (balthier of ff12).