The Illora Out: No. Seriously. Get out.

[Cosmic]

I can't decide if physics or chemistry is the hardest of all sciences, I'm thinking physics, biology is the easiest, seriously.

In high school I did quite well in physics, I got my highest in Biology and my second highests were Physics and maths.

My GCSE Biology was an absolute cakewalk. We spent ages revising and going over everything we'd learned, then when we got the exam, none of it came up. None of it. Everyone thought they'd messed up and given us a children's reading comprehension test or something.

YOU HAVE A BOWL OF GOLDFISH. WHAT MUST YOU REMEMBER TO DO?
A) SET THE VIDEO RECORDER FOR RICHARD AND JUDY
B) GO TO TESCO
C) PUT THE BOWL IN THE MICROWAVE FOR 90 SECONDS
D) FEED THEM REGULARLY SO THEY DON'T DIE

[Corey]

My GCSE Biology was an absolute cakewalk. We spent ages revising and going over everything we'd learned, then when we got the exam, none of it came up. None of it. Everyone thought they'd messed up and given us a children's reading comprehension test or something.

YOU HAVE A BOWL OF GOLDFISH. WHAT MUST YOU REMEMBER TO DO?
A) SET THE VIDEO RECORDER FOR RICHARD AND JUDY
B) GO TO TESCO
C) PUT THE BOWL IN THE MICROWAVE FOR 90 SECONDS
D) FEED THEM REGULARLY SO THEY DON'T DIE

I was in AP english in school. They fucked up and put me in he wrong testing room for my TAKS test. I ended up in a room with kids who were like dyslexic and couldn't read and shit.
The teacher asked me if I needed help reading and I was like "Uhhh, no I'm good thanks....." Took about 3 hours until they figured out I didn't belong there.

[Tassadar]

My GCSE Biology was an absolute cakewalk. We spent ages revising and going over everything we'd learned, then when we got the exam, none of it came up. None of it. Everyone thought they'd messed up and given us a children's reading comprehension test or something.

YOU HAVE A BOWL OF GOLDFISH. WHAT MUST YOU REMEMBER TO DO?
A) SET THE VIDEO RECORDER FOR RICHARD AND JUDY
B) GO TO TESCO
C) PUT THE BOWL IN THE MICROWAVE FOR 90 SECONDS
D) FEED THEM REGULARLY SO THEY DON'T DIE

Junior Cert Geography was pretty much like this.

*picture of river on map(broken into grid)*

Q: Give co-ordinates of River.

DERP.



In the Leaving cert higher maths ( A level equivalent maths) exam you have two years to prepare for it (with smaller exams to track your progress which go on in between) and our teacher had a stroke halfway through the first year when we covering basics, we did two-years work in one year at maths with some extra classes, I got the highest in my class (tied with two other people, the results of the leaving cert is not given by a percentage but by an A1 or A2, B1, B2 etc so you get with in the 5% range of your result).

[Corey]

Sleep for like an hour. See ya guys when I get back.

[Tassadar]

I gotta go too.

[Zaladane]

nothing like sitting in the park at 3 am playing on the laptop!!!!


yay coldness!!

[Inferno.]

nothing like sitting in the park at 3 am playing on the laptop!!!!


yay coldness!!

All fun and games until you get mugged?

[Zaladane]

All fun and games until you get mugged?

that would be funny....errr not.

[Inferno.]

Hair cut in less than an hour.

[Tassadar]

so they have wifi in parks in canada?

[Inferno.]

I get really nervous about having my hair cut because I never know what to say to the people in the hair dresser. It's really awkward, like last time...

Him: "Are you going to university?"
Me: "No."
Him: "..."
Me: "..."

[Tassadar]

Well I just read that some Unis in England want to charge full fees, and if my knowledge of England is right £9,000 a year is a LOT of money compared to what the average salary is. Which must really suck.

[Inferno.]

Well I just read that some Unis in England want to charge full fees, and if my knowledge of England is right £9,000 a year is a LOT of money compared to what the average salary is. Which must really suck.

Yeah, it would've been way too much for me to have even considered it.

Also have to go get my hair cut now.

[Tassadar]

Bye Inferno.

and off I go, properly this time.

[Ivolt]

Hair cut in less than an hour.

I should hope so, it's not like you're a woman.

Unless you're saying you're GOING to be getting your hair cut in less than an hour. In which case, cool beans.