I can no longer tolerate the purple smilies. You made me do this. I'm sorry.
Well, not really.
Once upon a time, happy chair and the purpleannoyancesmiley were chilling out together comfortably.
Then happy chair suddenly got a case of the munchies. "Hmm, there isn't any food around it appears.... I wonder what I can eat." He thinks.
Hey wait a minute, Happy chair, what are you doing?
No happy chair stop it!
Actually, don't......
CRUNCH!
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM OM NOM NOM NOMNOMNOM!!!!
Happy chair is satisfied, the purple smiley is gone for good, and the world is now a better, less purple place.
I hope you enjoyed my little short story What do you think of your happy chair now Elin?