1. MY HANDS ARE HUGE!!!!
2. Yar It be the white whale. All hands on dick....err deck. Dammit stop fapping and hit the fucking thing with the harpoon.
3. This isn't the first time I've gotten in trouble by holding something for a friend. Who knew that baby was stolen? I know I didn't. Apparently he was a pedophile with a taste for infants. Sick fuck.
4. While we're on the subject, star trek porn is deeply disturbing. All the talk about thrusters and coming aboard. And then there's the severe acne and saggy tits of the stars. I mean really, who hired these nerds? I can tell you it wasn't me.
5. I fucked a model once. By which I mean I jerked it to a perfume ad. That counts right?
6. I was bombed like hiroshima when I made that post. Yup.
7. Like all giants, he's just misunderstood.
8. The pitcher let's you get to second base on the first date. Who's the pitcher in that relationship? Would you believe that the catcher pitches and the pitcher catches? Weird huh?
9. I'm all over that post like a cheap whore. I'm LordChewey's real father, I used to get oral from Eticam's former classmate, I'm superwoman's former boyfriend, I'm also known as AnitHeiss' friend, and am death09's former girlfriend's new boyfriend.
In other words I fuck everyone. Even you.
10. Well he's always sexually confused when I'm around.
Originally Posted by The Joker
