1. The hostess is a ho ho who won't stop stuffing herself with twinkees.
2. If you can toss a salad you can throw a punch.
3. EEEEVVVVILLLLLLLLL
4. Sadly, this lead me to being fired from a cineplex.
5. The "rape room". It's in the basement. Follow me.
6. El hornito!
7. If you look closely, it looks like he's humping the fan. I hope nobody requests a paternity test
8. Strongbad hasn't had control of his vowels since the accident. As such he's prone to shutting his pants.
9. Looks like he messes up his consonants as well. I'm pretty sure he meant "gay".
10. Did Melody just tell me to go to hell?