The Elmdor-Appreciation-Out - Number of practitioners: one.

[Grouch]

Probably real. When CDRomance dropped the resulting traffic spike started crashing Vimm. Now Vimm is dead. Question is can all these phone browsers actually figure out how to do anything here?

I doubt those idiots can.

[Slacker Magician]

Posting on a forum that isn't reddit, big oofs, I don't know yall....

[Till]

Flood warning in my area, I think something hit my roof breaking a tile because my roof is leaking. With all the hail recently it might have been a chunk of ice, or space junk from Space X turning low orbit into an exploding rocket low orbit landfill of space junk. Going to fix it when storm subsides, better the roof than upside my head. The drippings from my ceiling, it's okay to eat fish 'cause they don't have any feelings.

[Till]

Yeehoo!

[Ace Ventura]

Spoiler warning:

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Got some Virus Keychains made. Going to print the rest sometime this weekend or next.

[Slacker Magician]

Ever print a cracked penis while watching children's cartoons ?

[Till]

My phone was disconnected from the charger and started charging itself, now the air is thick with a strong ozone smell. No lightning today just heavy rain and there's something extremely strange going on here electrically. Ozone is created by strong electrical discharges. Phones don't just charge wirelessly unless they're designed to and mine is not.

Edit:// an electromagnetic pulse? Weird. It could short out electronics and would not be felt. Now I'm beginning to wonder what landed on my roof, haven't checked yet because of heavy rain all day. Where it landed coincides with the room that has the electrical weirdness.

[Till]

Here's one for History Channel ancient alien theorists. Why is Talos an AT-ST mech?
https://www.ancient-origins.net/myth...pe/talos-00157



Also, bleeding out ichor when destroyed is what hydraulic machines do. Computers aren't supposed to exist in ancient times either.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antikythera_mechanism

The anthropomorphic Talos was a fanficul tale about Jason told long after the concept of Talos existed. Was bovine and large so it was more AT-AT than anything else. If it was bipedal it was more AT-ST than anything else and it would set ships on fire, laser?

And sure it seems like myth until you build a robot.

https://www.theoi.com/Ther/Automotones.html

Not that I'm unwilling to entertain the idea that Star Wars is real, mind you. If you can imagine it a Type III civilization on the Kardashev scale advanced enough to visit Earth can invent it. Type III corresponds to the galactic Empire of Star Wars, we're the Type 0 ewoks of Endor.

[Till]

Type III is the standard Kardashev scale limit. But I propose higher advancement.

Type IV - intergalactic and has harnessed the power of two or more galaxies.

Type V - universal and has control of the fate of an entire universe harnessing the power of all its stars remotely.

Type VI - interuniversal and can travel to parallel universes to escape the eventual heat death of their home universe.

After Type VI they have to start a process of harnessing energy to be that advanced in a younger universe, starting from scratch at Type 0 because their home universe is dead and no longer have the energy requirement to maintain their advancement, they have the technology but not the juice to power it. Parallel universes are variant copies of ours and some have varying laws of physics. Ours would attract many due to it being fine-tuned as a random entropic variant and the Type VI doesn't have to travel from another galaxy, it is already in a parallel Earth. That's why they aren't 'cryptoterrestrial', they are 'earthlings'.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/othe...im/ar-BB1oeJg8

As such they have a right to coexist here as Earthlings, they would consider us their distant genetic relatives with common ancestors in their genome with ours. In many universes one or more of our mass extinctions did not occur and mammals are not the resulting dominant species. They'd certainly appear alien to us but we have the same fish they evolved from.

As for evidence the energy of galaxies is being controlled and harnessed by Type V and Type VI civilizations, the concept of galaxies drifting in unison towards the same point is referred to as the 'Dark Flow'. This phenomenon involves the observation that galaxy clusters appear to be moving in a specific direction that cannot be entirely explained by the known expansion of the universe or by the gravitational forces from visible matter alone. The cause of this motion is simply the flow and current of energy being harnessed to a specific point.

[Till]

Build an AT-ST Talos and make it fully autonomous with a manual override fully autonomous mech pilot robot to protect elephants from poachers with a shoot to thrill park ranger AI. The mech pilot human-sized to exit mech and track down in tight spaces, hiding places and overgrowth.



Instead of giant toy mechs.
https://www.techspot.com/news/100398...life-mech.html

And like the autonomous Saudi robot. With a body cam from its own eyes in continuous PPV live stream and Poacher Popcorn to fund the program, then another AT-ST Talos ranger protecting tigers from being poached into extinction for penis soup that is assisted by drones to survey forest overgrowth seeing through the canopy with infrared heat detection of poacher primates.

We're already killing poachers, but not all of them unfortunately. Poachers have a false sense of security when it's not open season on any creatures except them.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/p...-10182325.html

And consider the AT-ST Talos' sole quantum laser combat test runs against armed poacher disintegrates.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/money/tech...ms/ar-BB1o5YZS

AT-ST Talos can be as slow as the Japanese giant toy mechs being built, what it lacks in speed it gains in main battle tank armor and long range quantum laser pinpoint accuracy aimed by park ranger AI.

[Grouch]

it should be open season on poachers year round globally.

[LeftyGuitar]

it should be open season on poachers year round globally.

THIS

[Till]

it should be open season on poachers year round globally.

Indeed, I'd like them to be in a scenario where their disintegration is fully automated continuously 24/7.

[Till]

There is no separate anti-universe, I already covered (F)lying Dick Time father theory.
https://futurism.com/the-byte/connec...erse-scientist

Second time a huge dick was drawn on Mars.
https://gizmodo.com/nasa-perseveranc...ars-1851540382

Yes, the universe is a donut with no center. The furthest distance you can travel is to where you are round-trip.
https://amp.theguardian.com/science/...ure-dimensions

[Till]

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