The Elmdor-Appreciation-Out - Number of practitioners: one.

[Jackhammer]

Waiting for Chinese takeaway...

[Till]

The difference between me and Kelly Cahill is that she encountered the aliens I encountered once and me several times. At first I was shocked and horrified, reluctant to speak with them. The visitations become so numerous the initial shock became a familiarity with unwanted and uninvited guests. I figured if they were hostile I'd be dead a long time ago, they pass through walls and doors like they were air and can easily kill me while I sleep. I noticed they were shadowy and I asked them what they're made of, baryonic dark matter and nothing on our periodic table. While it's harrowing to be in their presence, I tried to attack one and it hit with a wave of energy that resulted in a full-body knockout and I will never do that again. I'm not certain if having spoken with them means I'm a contactee given my reluctance to talk to them. I am not an abductee because I've willingly boarded their craft because resisting them results in getting knocked out and it being effortless.

Edit:// when and if these beings appear to you stay calm, do not be hostile or threaten them in any way. They will knock you out effortlessly with a wave of energy and have no intention to kill anyone. You'll get hurt if you do something hostile toward them and what you say to them should not be what Kelly Cahill did or they'll knock you out. Be nice to them, they'll be nice to you.



I want to add that they attempt to lighten the mood with a sense of humor, reason I opened up to one asking it what it's made of was because it started break-dancing masterfully which was comical because they levitate and never touch the ground which gives them the ability of limited flight at blinding speed. So forget about running away from them, or hiding from them because they pass through our matter like it's air with walls and doors being no barrier to them, forget about being hostile toward them physically or verbally threatening them because they will effortlessly knock you out with a wave of energy. They have a sense of humor and will not harm you if you are not hostile to them. I learned that the hard way after having been around them long enough.

[deadlegion]

Waiting for Chinese takeaway...

Asian hooker or food?

[Till]

Asian hooker or food?

Da Nang prostitute: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so horny. Me love you long time. Me sucky sucky.
[later in the same dialogue exchange]
Private Joker: What'll we get for ten dollars?
Da Nang prostitute: Every t'ing you want.
Private Joker: Everything?
Da Nang prostitute: Every t'ing.

Either way you get every t'ing you want and more than you bargained for.

[Ace Ventura]

Out of sheer boredom, while thinking of my YouTube Series Nostalgia Glasses, I came up with a Season 3 Concept logo...

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[deadlegion]

Da Nang prostitute: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so horny. Me love you long time. Me sucky sucky.
[later in the same dialogue exchange]
Private Joker: What'll we get for ten dollars?
Da Nang prostitute: Every t'ing you want.
Private Joker: Everything?
Da Nang prostitute: Every t'ing.

Either way you get every t'ing you want and more than you bargained for.

Yeah it's $10 for every STD that is around at the time

[Till]

Yeah it's $10 for every STD that is around at the time

See, it's not always obvious you're getting more than you bargained for.

[deadlegion]

STD smorgasbord

[Till]

STD smorgasbord

It's all fun and games until you get her in bed.

"This one time at band camp."

[Till]

I've gotten women in bed that needed an excorcist, all kidding aside you will get more than you bargain for.

[deadlegion]

I've gotten women in bed that needed an excorcist, all kidding aside you will get more than you bargain for.

I've seen that

[Jackhammer]

Asian hooker or food?

Only problem with Chinese is you want another 10 minutes later. I'll let you decide which I'm talking about, or is it both?

[Grouch]

just watched creature aka the titan find it was mediocre at best maybe with better actors it could have been a little better. it was nothing more than a parody of other B sci-fi horror movies.

[Till]

I've seen that

Wait until you can buy a Mona Lisa robot that's fully functional and horny. This one time at band camp...



"Bones of full fifty men lay strewn about its lair!!"
~ Tim the Enchanter

[Jackhammer]

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