Me and my friends had a stupid contest a while back. you had to come up with the most stupid way to die. Now I'm pretty much out of ideas (the best on I got was dying whilst trying to tickle a polar bear naked).
Anyone know a better one?
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Me and my friends had a stupid contest a while back. you had to come up with the most stupid way to die. Now I'm pretty much out of ideas (the best on I got was dying whilst trying to tickle a polar bear naked).
Anyone know a better one?
Die of boredom by reading stupid threads.
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Eat bacon in-front of a lion.
Drown in a pool of NES cartridges
choke on ur own tongue
Drowning in diarrhea
Choking on a wiimote
dying of hunger while stuck in a supermarket.
dying while playing WOW
dying during sex
dying from diareha
Dieing by choking on assma inhaler.
Actually, believe it or not, it's not really all that uncommon to die of diarrhea or it's related symptoms, it's actually quite a severe problem in developing countries, and if I'm not mistaken it's one of the leading causes of infant deaths.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Spicer
The more you know.
Keep dreaming Luffy! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Spicer
You are totally right. I read in some articles the following statement:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRealSpiders
"It is a common cause of death in developing countries and the second most common cause of infant deaths worldwide."
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It is also deeply related with "cholera"... which, gosh, is definetely not funny, particularly in children... :sad-no:
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I recommend sticking to more "unrealistic-looney-deaths"... :S
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(I will post one soon)
i assume you don't find that death stupid?Quote:
Originally Posted by Inferno.
It's the least likely way you'll ever die. That's for sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Spicer
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Originally Posted by Inferno.
Spoiler warning:
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to TheRealSpiders again.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRealSpiders
:trollface:
I've got to say, whoever the first person to draw the troll face was, that person deserves some kind of award. A medal maybe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Inferno.
dieing from going outside.
dieing by waking up.
Dying from choking on food seems pretty ridiculous barring some exceptions.
Chew better people.
hug a angry pikachu and get in swim pool = splash and bzzzzzt :awesome:
die by getting ran over by a group of old people on mobility scooters.:sa-smile:
smoking a cigarette while wearing an oxygen mask.
Smoking a cigarette while wearing an oxygen mask, while being entered by Knightshade from one end and inferno from the other
(dont see how that would work with a gas mask on, but it sounds HILARIOUS)
- dieng for wanting that prove that you can receive anal from a horse (and actually survive)
- hitting your head because you slipped over your dildo
- choking on your bf cock
- breaking the gas pipe in your house, and while calling the gas company, lit yourself a cigarette
super glue your hands to your cheeks and hang yourself with piano wire. good times....
my dad did that. it was like a fire ball came out of his mouth. he always smoked while using oxygen
dying by nothing.
Eating an entire holiday fruitcake whole, then choking to death on the last almond. Happy Holidays, stupid people! :biggrin:
Dying by sitting for hours playing video games non-stop and developing a blood clot which reaches your lungs and kills you:
SRSLY.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-sessions.html
Die from being drowned by a life jacket.xD
How is that even possible? :monocle:
Life jackets aren't liquid.
And they're designed to keep your head afloat, as your bobbing in the water to prevent you from lying face down in the water.
It's a direct consequence of trying to drink an liquefied life jacket. I guess. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by SegNin
Die by eating at McDonalds
Die from the fact you cant get over its not butter
Die from an Original Xbox falling on your head
Die from shoving a remote in your butt when your mom cancels your WoW Account
On TV I once saw a story of this guy that was trying to like, Have sex with a cow heart or something.
So he put it on an electrical fence or something(because the electricity made it move,and he liked that)
and then he died fro electrocution.......Well... He kind of deserved to die anyways if he's that sick to scew a COW HEART! That's frickin sick man!
So how come this thread didnt get locked.
This place confuses me sometimes.
i don't see why it would