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As the title implies, what has the last game you have played taught you?
It can be serious, or if it hasn't taught you anything ground breaking just find something remotely interesting.
For example, Burnout Legends has taught me that no matter how many times I crash my car loaded with explosives, I will get out unharmed and will not have to pay the Damages (last one i did reached $850,000 haha)
Well after having just played mahjong on EP, I've learned that the people that make Vb4 games can't code for shit...
90% of these mahjong setups are impossible and can't be completed.
They figured that shit out in the 90's.
But the last real game i played was Minecraft, and it taught me that if you punch trees, you get wood!
you got wood eh? :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Lee
Hey man, you can't hate on another man's fetishes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kouen
well i wasnt hating on it more highlighting it..Quote:
Originally Posted by Lee
To get thread back on subject Half Life taught me that Bashing things with crowbars solves all problems :D
Muramasa taught me that foxes can turn into incredibly hot women. :wacko:
Gambre Goemon (nes/famicom). ahhh...
I learned a few things. first, when you hit women, it's bad, but when you grab them, you get 500 points!
second, you can end all of life's problems by throwing coins at bad things, or hitting them with a tobacco pipe!
and you can jump over presents and you get money!
...so true...
I learned from Ape Escape that no matter what happens with you and your best friend, you can fix it with time travel and monkeys.
Discworld taught me that if i want to cheat Death, im best placed to buy him a curry.
MGS3 taught me that a man can have a fractured skull, a bulletwound to the head, a slit throat, a severly burned face, leeches attached to the face, and be badly poisoned and still be alive. (i was trying to see how many injuries snake could take before dying :P.) It also taught me that a man can have electricity flowing through his body in the gigawatts and use it to kill, and that a scar slithers off the body at death.
I learned that Steroids can be found on the ground, and will change you for the better.
Also Oprah is my favorite show now, as I chew bubble gum. :|
It taught me that hot chicks can ride up people with motorcycles, without causing them any bodily harm :D I'm trying that one at home!Quote:
Originally Posted by mega-death1
Those birds are REALLY angry.
Mahjong has taught me once again, that sometimes you're expected to predict the future.
"Oh that first block i cleared out was the one i needed eventually to solve the thing! Look at that!"
:ugh:
Mahjong taught me that the Chinese are bad ppl =_=Quote:
Originally Posted by Lee
Pacman taught me that if I eat enough little white pills found on the ground, eventually I can vanquish and devour my enemies while listening to awesome techno music.
Now where did I put my glowstick...?
The Legend of Zelda taught me never to judge a book by it's cover. "It's a secret to everybody."