A matter of grave importance to Americans.

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17th-October-2007, 05:22
Paladin_Hammer

A matter of grave importance to Americans.

Dick Cheney and Barrack Obama are related . Holy crap. There is a god, and he has a great sense of humor. What are the odds? Honestly, were talking... I can't even think of all the factors involved.

But anyway, Nation, we need to discuss something. Barrack Obama and Dick Cheney share the same genes. I know, I know, Hillary Clintion still looks like a bad choice. But can you imagine someone with genes-in-common with Dick Cheney in the White House? Not only that, but we have Obama's African-Americaness to consider. An African-American+Dick Cheney=one hell of a drive-by shooting, or worse, a hunting trip.

Okay, now the serious discussion. Anyone think this affects his chances at the White House? I'm still pulling for him. After seeing the list of Hillary and Bill's close friends and associates who've died in recent years, I'll stick with the controversy-clean canidate. But what do you guys think? (Americans need only apply, since Britians can't vote in US elections, although they probably should, seeing as they've elected Gordon Brown).
17th-October-2007, 05:32
SegNin

No.

What affects his chances at the White House is that he's Black and a Democrat.

Too many red states, for him to have a chance.
17th-October-2007, 05:37
Anonymous

How is this important at all?

Politics is for morons that can't think for themselves and require an affiliation of some sort.

Ron Paul 2008
17th-October-2007, 05:41
Paladin_Hammer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

How is this important at all?

Politics is for morons that can't think for themselves and require an affiliation of some sort.

Ron Paul 2008

RON PAUL? Why?

And being Black doesn't really affect Obama's chances in Red States anymore, see Iowa's recent polls regarding him.
17th-October-2007, 05:54
Jetsetlemming

Obama's blackness isn't nearly as damaging to his political career as Clinton's womanhood.
17th-October-2007, 05:55
Anonymous

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paladin_Hammer

RON PAUL? Why?

http://www.ronpaul2008.com/issues/

Namely:

Quote:

A nation without secure borders is no nation at all.

Lower taxes benefit all of us, creating jobs and allowing us to make more decisions for ourselves about our lives.

The biggest threat to your privacy is the government.

The war in Iraq was sold to us with false information. The area is more dangerous now than when we entered it. We destroyed a regime hated by our direct enemies, the jihadists, and created thousands of new recruits for them.

We must stop special interests from violating property rights and literally driving families from their homes, farms and ranches.

I share our Founders' belief that in a free society each citizen must have the right to keep and bear arms.

I disagree with his stance on abortion, but otherwise, he's me if I'd ever go into politics.

tl;dr: secure borders, lower tazes, more privacy, out of iraq, no eminent domain, less gun control.
17th-October-2007, 06:05
Paladin_Hammer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

http://www.ronpaul2008.com/issues/

Namely:

I disagree with his stance on abortion, but otherwise, he's me if I'd ever go into politics.

tl;dr: secure borders, lower tazes, more privacy, out of iraq, no eminent domain, less gun control.

YOU support gun ownership? And Border security? No eminent doman? Three conservative stances? Holy crap! I'm not the only one on EP? Next you'll tell me your a di-polar theist with Jewish/Buddhist/Secularist leanings.
17th-October-2007, 06:37
Anonymous

Organized religion is overrated.
17th-October-2007, 19:03
Huey Kruthas

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

How is this important at all?

Politics is for morons that can't think for themselves and require an affiliation of some sort.

Ron Paul 2008

Thank you, Cheezy. Ron Paul is America's only true hope in my opinion. Everyone else is far, far too sketchy.
17th-October-2007, 19:16
Panda Man

I laughed pretty damn hard.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetsetlemming

Obama's blackness isn't nearly as damaging to his political career as Clinton's womanhood.

3 out of 5 people on the Shawn Hannity show said they were voting for hillary because she's a woman.
17th-October-2007, 19:20
polobunny

Oh yeah, a thread created by Paladin deemed important now. :wacko:

If I could vote, i'd vote Ron Paul, srsly.
But I live in a far better nation also known as Roundbaconland.
17th-October-2007, 19:34
Anonymous

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panda Man

I laughed pretty damn hard.

3 out of 5 people on the Shawn Hannity show said they were voting for hillary because she's a woman.

lol hannity
17th-October-2007, 19:39
Jetsetlemming

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

lol hannity

My thoughts exactly.
Lol, indeed.
17th-October-2007, 19:40
polobunny

Hillaryty ensues. :wacko:
17th-October-2007, 19:43
Panda Man

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

lol hannity

you're a great American. :wacko:
17th-October-2007, 20:26
Banned

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

secure borders, lower tazes, more privacy, out of iraq, no eminent domain, less gun control.

I agree with that, dunno what the "no eminent domain" means, but w/e.
17th-October-2007, 20:37
SegNin

Eminent Domain:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eminent_domain
17th-October-2007, 21:04
Jetsetlemming

Quote:

Originally Posted by banned

I agree with that, dunno what the "no eminent domain" means, but w/e.

Eminent Domain is the power of the government to cease privately owned property "for the public good", such as to get land for a highway, or government building. There have been a large number of scandals recently of local governments doing things like ceasing land with eminent domain and selling it to businesses to earn money and gain tax revenue in an area, or giving the land way for things like indian casinos.
17th-October-2007, 21:08
Banned

K then, I don't like eminent domain.
17th-October-2007, 21:16
Paladin_Hammer

Quote:

Originally Posted by banned

K then, I don't like eminent domain.

Yeah, if Communism ever took over America, they'd legally be able to take over all land, no questions asked.
17th-October-2007, 21:19
Anonymous

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paladin_Hammer

Yeah, if Communism ever took over America, they'd legally be able to take over all land, no questions asked.

If I believe what you say most of the time, it already has.
17th-October-2007, 21:41
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by polobunny

Oh yeah, a thread created by Paladin deemed important now. :wacko:

If I could vote, i'd vote Ron Paul, srsly.
But I live in a far better nation also known as Roundbaconland.

LOL whut, nonsense!

Hahahahahahhahhahah, "better country".
17th-October-2007, 22:44
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

LOL whut, nonsense!

Hahahahahahhahhahah, "better country".

Government wise it is.

When was the last time you had to give a shit about an election. :wacko:
17th-October-2007, 22:51
Paladin_Hammer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

If I believe what you say most of the time, it already has.

I said Communism took over America? When was this and was it past 8 pm General Mountain Time?
17th-October-2007, 23:39
Huey Kruthas

Pshhhhhhhhh, dept. of defense cut Ron Paul off in an interview, bs.

http://www.nationalexpositor.com/News/524.html
17th-October-2007, 23:40
Anonymous

I try to stay away from sites that advocate "alternative news"
17th-October-2007, 23:42
Huey Kruthas

O.o who cares what the site is, they are just playing CSPAN coverage. watch the interview on youtube or something if you really want to avoid the site.
18th-October-2007, 00:00
Anonymous

Quote:

Originally Posted by falados

avoid the site.

It's not that, it's just that I don't care.
18th-October-2007, 01:02
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray_

Government wise it is.

When was the last time you had to give a shit about an election. :wacko:

"Nonsense" and "government" are synonymous.

The last ones, and the ones before that. :wacko:
18th-October-2007, 01:03
Mistral

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

It's not that, it's just that I don't care.

You cared enough to post. :angel:
18th-October-2007, 03:24
Paladin_Hammer

STOP THE PRESSES. STOP THE PRESSES!

Ladies and Gentlemen, and Polobunny, I give you the next President of the United States, Stephen Colbert!!!

Colbert in '08!
18th-October-2007, 03:26
Huey Kruthas

Ahh yes, last generation had their actor, we have ours.
18th-October-2007, 04:59
polobunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paladin_Hammer

STOP THE PRESSES. STOP THE PRESSES!

Ladies and Gentlemen, and Polobunny, I give you the next President of the United States, Stephen Colbert!!!

Colbert in '08!

polobunny, no caps in there. As for Colbert, I think his jokes are dumb and way too easy. A pre-schoolar could pull those so said jokes, i'm not very impressed. It's one of those "don't think and laugh" moments in TV, more or less like south park. =P
18th-October-2007, 10:32
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

"Nonsense" and "government" are synonymous.

The last ones, and the ones before that. :wacko:

YOU'RE a synonymous.

Oh really? Who's running canada/quebec right now. No google. :wacko:
18th-October-2007, 13:04
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by polobunny

polobunny, no caps in there. As for Colbert, I think his jokes are dumb and way too easy. A pre-schoolar could pull those so said jokes, i'm not very impressed. It's one of those "don't think and laugh" moments in TV, more or less like south park. =P

So says the guy who doesn't watch TV. :wacko:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray_

YOU'RE a synonymous.

Oh really? Who's running canada/quebec right now. No google. :wacko:

Better than being Anonymous.

Conservatives/Liberals. Unless you see it differently when it comes down to minority cabinets. :P
(Seriously, though, highly paid bureaucrats is the true answer to that question. Politicians are merely their public speakers.)