State something Ironic

just dont state more than 2 things cause then it may go faster

a police man being arrested
a pirate working at a gold bank

A troll getting trolled.

luffy's thread doesn't have the title: "I wanna buy this weird thing but I need to ask inane questions about it."

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Originally Posted by Andy

luffy's thread doesn't have the title: "I wanna buy this weird thing but I need to ask inane questions about it."

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I think he's starting to get more useful. Maybe.

That the modern use of the word 'ironic' to mean a cruel or unusual coincidence is technically incorrect, yet has quickly become more widespread than any of the correct meanings of the word. :wacko:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY_amJ0YZrM

so...puns like saying "My cat is PUUUUUUUUUrferct" is true irony?

a firetruck on fire
a thief getting robbed

Player getting played.
Painter getting painted

I frequently use my double entendres ironically.

But that got old so I stopped.

Now I use them unironically.

But somehow I get the feeling I'm still being ironic somehow.

The cable company advertising their super-saiyan fast Internet by saying "download music, movies and games faster than ever", then sending you a cease and desist letter for downloading music, movies and games faster than ever.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

The cable company advertising their super-saiyan fast Internet by saying "download music, movies and games faster than ever", then sending you a cease and desist letter for downloading music, movies and games faster than ever.

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Hah, I actually laughed at this in real life, because it's so, so true...

since when are super saiyans fast? it takes them like 5 minutes to transform lol

playing a video game IN a video game
watching someone watch tv

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Originally Posted by luffy4

since when are super saiyans fast? it takes them like 5 minutes to transform lol

playing a video game IN a video game
watching someone watch tv

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Those fight sequences are shot in incredible bullet time.

In actuality, that transformation takes mere seconds, with a lot of fights lasting around a minute rather than the 3 hour or so average.

To an outside observer, the whole anime would appear as a blur.

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It saddens me that I know this.

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Originally Posted by Raype

Those fight sequences are shot in incredible bullet time.

In actuality, that transformation takes mere seconds, with a lot of fights lasting around a minute rather than the 3 hour or so average.

To an outside observer, the whole anime would appear as a blur.

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It saddens me that I know this.

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Yeah, considering the fight with even Raditz said that he was moving at the speed of light (or, at least, when he avoided Piccilo's special beam cannon).

So, in a manner of speaking, super saiyans move exponentially faster than the speed of light, especially when the show got ridiculous.

YAY

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Originally Posted by Sprung

The cable company advertising their super-saiyan fast Internet by saying "download music, movies and games faster than ever", then sending you a cease and desist letter for downloading music, movies and games faster than ever.

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Originally Posted by TheRealSpiders

Hah, I actually laughed at this in real life, because it's so, so true...

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Getting run over by an ambulance.

A Pokemon catching you in a Pokeball.

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