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24th-February-2007, 04:57
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiden

That will be the new pr0n fad on the intarwebz. :wacko:

Not quite.

See me and ilovefirearms got together and decided to mix the things rednecks love into one perfect thing.

So keep an eye out for gunporn. It also contains massive amounts of moonshine.

And rather than the old "pizza boy" premise, we've come up with some much better ones.

Girl: Look, it's a deer! *bang*
*goes over to deer, realizes it's a guy*
Guy: Fuck, you shoot me in the dick!
Girl: Sorry!
Guy: Well don't just stand there, suck the bullet out!
*cue porn music*]

You don't want to know where he sticks that gun. Believe me.
24th-February-2007, 04:59
Sprung

I believe I am going to go to bed now.

Yay.

:wav:
24th-February-2007, 05:00
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

I believe I am going to go to ray's bed now.

Yay.

:wav:

Be up in a second.

Just put on the mask and handcuffs while you wait.
24th-February-2007, 05:02
Fer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus

Lol!

When I went to my cousin's wedding, he had the reception thingy in his University's function hall, and we had booked rooms on campus for the night. I hated the room, so I went down into the lobby and got out my laptop to play some quake, uni's Wireless wasn't working, so I went to the computer in reception and fucked around until it was fixed (this was like 2 in the morning, so nobody was around) When it was fixed, I realised I needed an account to login to the wireless network, so I just went on the reception PC again and played some flash games and watched youtube vids.

Then I was bored once again, so I went for a jaunt around campus. Came back in about a half hour, and the door I left open was shut, so I had to ring my cousin to open it from the inside. Then I went into his room and drank some Rum he stole from the function hall, then fell asleep on the lounge in the lobby.

You really know how to have fun. :lol

I wonder if they fired the clerk at the reception for finding youtube and flash games in the "history" tab. :P

Quote:

Sells for a hundred euros, or a pound of real bacon

Quote:

Not quite.

See me and ilovefirearms got together and decided to mix the things rednecks love into one perfect thing.

So keep an eye out for gunporn. It also contains massive amounts of moonshine.

And rather than the old "pizza boy" premise, we've come up with some much better ones.

Girl: Look, it's a deer! *bang*
*goes over to deer, realizes it's a guy*
Guy: Fuck, you shoot me in the dick!
Girl: Sorry!
Guy: Well don't just stand there, suck the bullet out!
*cue porn music*]

You don't want to know where he sticks that gun. Believe me.

I don't think they're going to do this for the money. :P

Nor the bacon. :wacko:

So, Ray, what happens if ilovefi...I mean, the main actor decides to use a 9mm with a silencer attached? :)
24th-February-2007, 05:03
Fer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

I believe I am going to go to bed now.

Yay.

:wav:

Rest well Sprung, later! :wav:
24th-February-2007, 05:06
Ahkei

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiden

You really know how to have fun. :lol

I wonder if they fired the clerk at the reception for finding youtube and flash games in the "history" tab. :P

Hell yes I do.

Going to another party tonight.

I think I party more than Ray fucks.
24th-February-2007, 05:06
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiden

You really know how to have fun. :lol

I wonder if they fired the clerk at the reception for finding youtube and flash games in the "history" tab. :P

I don't think they're going to do this for the money. :P

Nor the bacon. :wacko:

So, Ray, what happens if ilovefi...I mean, the main actor decides to use a 9mm with a silencer attached? :)

9mm's are for sissies.

Real men use .22

Also, silencers are for wimps.

Case in point, james bond.

That's all I'm saying.

I just hope he's not going to use the shotgun.

Last time we tried that I ended up having to fake a suicide. Even wrote the note.

Thankfully nobody cares about some random crack whore.
24th-February-2007, 05:07
Fer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus

Hell yes I do.

Going to another party tonight.

I think I party more than Ray fucks.

Right now I envy you, seriously. >_>
24th-February-2007, 05:08
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus

Hell yes I do.

Going to another party tonight.

I think I party more than Ray fucks.

When you party more than I masturbate, then I'll REALLY be impressed.

I got one big arm and one tiny arm.
24th-February-2007, 05:09
Ahkei

http://www.virginmobile.com.au/services/duti.html

Bwahahaha.
24th-February-2007, 05:10
Fer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

When you party more than I masturbate, then I'll REALLY be impressed.

I got one big arm and one tiny arm.

Capcom got the inspiration for William Birking from Ray. True story.
24th-February-2007, 05:11
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus

http://www.virginmobile.com.au/services/duti.html

Bwahahaha.

Only losers are sober by 6 am.

The party doesn't stop until noon if you do it right.

Meh, it'd be helpful for me if I weren't so damn lovable when I'm drunk.

Seriously, I can get any girl with the right amount of booze in me.

Or so I claim.
24th-February-2007, 05:13
Fer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus

http://www.virginmobile.com.au/services/duti.html

Bwahahaha.

D...d...daaad....i, ah, I thin...k I fuck...fucked a d...onkey again. I'm at the police...station*barfs*

Yeah, might come in handy.
24th-February-2007, 05:14
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiden

Capcom got the inspiration for William Birking from Ray. True story.

They also got the idea for the merchant from me.

But those bastards fucked it up.

First of all, I wear nothing under the trenchcoat.

Second, it's not "i'll buy it at a high price", it's "I'll fuck you for a high price".

Things did not get easier when they caught me in bondage gear and decided to base another character on me.

They also gave him a magic hand, just to mock me.

I swear I'll kill those fuckers someday.
24th-February-2007, 05:15
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiden

D...d...daaad....i, ah, I thin...k I fuck...fucked a d...onkey again. I'm at the police...station*barfs*

Yeah, might come in handy.

Heh, I pity anyone who has my sick fuck children.

That'll be happening every weekend.

And can you picture the breastfeeding?

That poor woman.
24th-February-2007, 05:25
Raype

What's the matter?

The thought of an infant titty fucking his mom cross the line?

Because I've got videos...
24th-February-2007, 05:30
Ahkei

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

What's the matter?

The thought of an infant titty fucking his mom cross the line?

Because I've got videos...

YSI plz.
24th-February-2007, 05:34
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus

YSI plz.

No can do.

Already uploaded the whole thing as a slideshow on photobucket.

Cyber is going to have one hell of a monday.
24th-February-2007, 05:43
Raype

Hmm, it seems fer is off masturbating to pyramid head.

Anyway, I should probably log off.

Got some people to bone.

And shit.
24th-February-2007, 06:03
Stark

Getting home at 6am from work is teh suck.
24th-February-2007, 06:53
polobunny

showing houses to her mom, lol.
/waits
24th-February-2007, 07:43
Fer!

Eh, needs more work, but I'm lazy right now. >_>
24th-February-2007, 07:47
Ahkei

I didn't know signatures could get so lame.

SHOOP DA WOOP
24th-February-2007, 07:49
Fer!

Specially when you do them in 5 minutes or less. :P
24th-February-2007, 07:53
Ahkei

Go to a party or something, instead of making shit sigs.
24th-February-2007, 07:54
Fer!

Whatever...
24th-February-2007, 07:57
Ahkei

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

Whatever...

Well isn't like Mexico full of drugs and shit?
24th-February-2007, 08:48
polobunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus

Well isn't like Mexico full of drugs and shit?

It's also full of fdsiofy :Cookie:
oh yes, derogatory term to describe a mexican right thar. Ethnic slurs FTW.

/sleep

Edit: Not nice, polo. :|
24th-February-2007, 09:46
The Joker

did i postthis already?

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2...tonotbeacu.png
24th-February-2007, 09:53
The Joker

mmm, candy purchased the day you were still a virgin, the sweet taste of fucking, how sweet it is.
24th-February-2007, 15:57
Dinosaurman

Alas,
I have returned.
24th-February-2007, 16:46
Cookie Monster

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dinosaurman

Alas,
I have returned.

At last!
You can touch my eyes now if you want.
24th-February-2007, 17:32
Elmdor

I DRINK BEER AND WEAR ADIDAS.

Actually, I'm fucking sick. :(
24th-February-2007, 17:34
polokitty

Quote:

Originally Posted by Queer is King

I DRINK BEER AND WEAR ADIDAS.

Actually, I'm fucking sick. :(

:bull:
24th-February-2007, 17:42
Elmdor

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rydia

:bull:

uh? >:
24th-February-2007, 18:03
Inferno.

:bull: :wacko:
24th-February-2007, 18:10
Elmdor

BOO, I SAY. :harold:
24th-February-2007, 18:23
Inferno.

Hm Sprung's FTP is nice, I am uploading some shiz right now.
24th-February-2007, 18:44
polobunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by polobunny

It's also full of fdsiofy :Cookie:
oh yes, derogatory term to describe a mexican right thar. Ethnic slurs FTW.

/sleep

Edit: Not nice, polo. :|

So much comming from someone living in Hymietown.

gtg to church at 6pm, ew.
24th-February-2007, 19:03
Inferno.

Church ftl!
Religion is for teh religious!

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