The Hangout: Who dun broke then fixed EP!?

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Now you can watch porn without alerting your parents.

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I thought all parents secretly watched porn. Or is it just mine?

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You poor live at home losers.

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Dignity is a small price to pay for free room and board.

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Originally Posted by Lethe°

I just played God Hand a little while ago. I think it was the first level I died on. Eventually I passed it, though. I ran straight past the last enemies, through the gates lol.
I've heard lots of good stuff about that game and I concur. It's challenging, to say the least. And no game does that to me. Well...very few.

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Sounds real challenging.

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Originally Posted by NosRedna

I thought all parents secretly watched porn. Or is it just mine?

Dignity is a small price to pay for free room and board.

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Yeah. Porn, shitting, and masturbation are all things that everyone does, but few people will ever talk about.

Oh right, forgot this was a forum. It's not like you guys party or bring chicks home.

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Originally Posted by Strongbad

Well shit happens I guess. I should have moved out this summer, but that didn't happen. Oh well, maybe this summer.

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Unless you hit another tree. Or maybe you'll mix it up and hit a hedge. Or a pole.

Or a lake.

Or a hooker.

Well, not the last one.

Nobody cares about hookers.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Oh right, forgot this was a forum. It's not like you guys party or bring chicks home.

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I get laid 24 seven. Seriously, I have so much sex my dick is about to fall off, but do I bring girls home? No. That was funny, no?

I just got about 5 inches of hair cut off the my head, i look dead sexy

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Originally Posted by strongbad

I get laid 24 seven. Seriously, I have so much sex my dick is about to fall off, but do I bring girls home? No. That was funny, no?

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You get laid alright. Out on a gurney. By paramedics.

Your ball's blow.

yes, funny. And true.

But still, the point is having sex while playing video games is awesome beyond all explaination.

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Originally Posted by banned

I just got about 5 inches

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Lol, puny.

Go all the way and shave that thing. All the cool kids are doing it.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Lol, puny.

Go all the way and shave that thing. All the cool kids are doing it.

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that pretty much is the whole thing :low2:

Ah right thansk for the explanation Ray, I have a few greys over at SOR too, wonderin' what it meant.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

But still, the point is having sex while playing video games is awesome beyond all explaination.

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I won't believe this until I see some video.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Your ball's blow.

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I thought that sounded funny.

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But still, the point is having sex while playing video games is awesome beyond all explaination.

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		hOW WoulD YoU Know?

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Originally Posted by banned

that pretty much is the whole thing :low2:

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Banned is bald!

Ah, long hair sucks anyway. That shit gets heavy.

Although I do miss opening my shirt to reveal my moderately hairy and muscular torso and standing near a fan, allowing my long hair to blow in the wind.

I got so many chicks that way.

Did you know PS3 is gonna be excellent...?

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

I got so many chicks that way.

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yeah, too bad bestiality was outlawed here...

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Originally Posted by Lethe°

Did you know PS3 is gonna be excellent...?

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Pft, the Sega Gamesphere is the best.

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Originally Posted by Astaroth

Ah right thansk for the explanation Ray, I have a few greys over at SOR too, wonderin' what it meant.

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No problem. Although why anyone would post at SOR is beyond me.

SOR makes my head hurt.

And no, that's not just because I had to give head to Vampyr, Cleid, upinya, and D. Simultaneously.

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Originally Posted by Strongbad

I won't believe this until I see some video.

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Sorry, I don't bring the camera into the bedroom.

Or the living room.

Or my office.

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Originally Posted by Lethe

I thought that sounded funny.

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This was only a teste.

I'd know because I've done it.

Yeah. Bow down to me bitches.

Actually, bend over.

That way I can do to you what I did to your mothers.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Banned is bald!

Ah, long hair sucks anyway. That shit gets heavy.

Although I do miss opening my shirt to reveal my moderately hairy and muscular torso and standing near a fan, allowing my long hair to blow in the wind.

I got so many chicks that way.

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Fabio.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Or my orifice.

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You should do that one there.

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Originally Posted by Lethe°

Did you know PS3 is gonna be excellent...?

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Gonna be? It already is.

As a paperweight.

Nah, damn thing's got potential, and while there aren't many OMG AWESOMENESS! games yet, there will be, and the games that are out are at least somewhat enjoyable.

That being said, the best next gen console is the PS2.

Prove me wrong.

Seriously, I've spent more time with my PS2 in the last year than all other consoles combined, and probably will for at least the next 6-9 months.

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Originally Posted by Banned

yeah, too bad bestiality was outlawed here...

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It's only illegal if you get caught.

And admit to it.

"I was just trying to get something out of it's but and didn't want to get my hands dirty! Honest!"

Works every time.

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Originally Posted by Banned

Pft, the Sega Gamesphere is the best.

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No, the Sonii X-Cube 1080 3 is better.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

Fabio.

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You love it.

In the ass.

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Originally Posted by Strongbad

You should do that one there.

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I did it in your orifice.

And your brother's orifice.

And Kosmo's orifice.

And Sprung's orifice.

And your mom's orifice.

But not mikey's orifice.

Because it's hairy and smells like bacon.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

I did it in your orifice.

And your brother's orifice.

And Kosmo's orifice.

And Sprung's orifice.

And your mom's orifice.

But not mikey's orifice.

Because it's hairy and smells like bacon.

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I invented the QP, Quad Penetration. Beat that motherfucker.

Yeah, the modes and endings in Soul Calibur 3 trump 2's, but I was talking about the battle screen.

PS3 is £420 on release.

You can't be spending that much on a games console...

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Originally Posted by Lethe°

PS3 is £420 on release.

You can't be spending that much on a games console...

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Thats not all that bad.

I brought up Soul Calibur because I saw an awesome vid on youtube.com around a week ago, and now I can't seem to find it.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

I invented the QP, Quad Penetration. Beat that motherfucker.

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I invented both the lincoln (dick through the back of the head by suprise) and the eye drop (it's like a facial, but you have to get as much in the eye as possible).

Now who's better?

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

I invented both the lincoln (dick through the back of the head by suprise) and the eye drop (it's like a facial, but you have to get as much in the eye as possible).

Now who's better?

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The eye drop is nothing special, but the Lincoln is something special. I am still better though because I am American.

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Originally Posted by Lethe°

Yeah, the modes and endings in Soul Calibur 3 trump 2's, but I was talking about the battle screen.

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They do.

Also, chronicles of the sword is fucking great.

Too bad the characters seem to be getting lamer and lamer as the series goes on.

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Originally Posted by Lethe

PS3 is £420 on release.

You can't be spending that much on a games console...

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Nonsense, you spend more than that every 4-6 years to upgrade your computer to play the new games, spending it on a console that'll last that long is pointless.

Also, free/cheap online gaming.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

The eye drop is nothing special, but the Lincoln is something special. I am still better though because I am American.

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Says you.

Know how many girls are wearing eye patches because of me?

Not to mention the glass eyes.

And my lincoln is the best... I think. Too bad nobody has survived it yet so I could know whether or not they enjoyed it. So far I only have the look of extasy and shock on the faces to go by. Judging from the looks, I'd say I'm a god of sex.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Says you.

Know how many girls are wearing eye patches because of me?

Not to mention the glass eyes.

And my lincoln is the best... I think. Too bad nobody has survived it yet so I could know whether or not they enjoyed it. So far I only have the look of extasy and shock on the faces to go by. Judging from the looks, I'd say I'm a god of sex.

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Well, I am God.

Me:
I'm horny.
God:
You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.
Me:
Will you suck me off?
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
Oh, come on, you know you want to.
God:
Right on. " I am using my mouth for Good not Evil."? Do I want to do it?. And I know it.
Me:
Suck me off, now.
God:
Right now? I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
Yes, right now.
God:
At this moment Gosh!
Me:
Get to it.
God:
Where can I get to it?
Me:
In my bedroom.
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
I worked for it, just like you're about to.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

Well, I am God.

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THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!

Wait, maybe those polytheists were right.

So, whaddya say we make every peice of clothing on the planet explode?

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!

Wait, maybe those polytheists were right.

So, whaddya say we make every peice of clothing on the planet explode?

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I was born with highly explosive semen, which explains what happened to hiroshimo...

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Originally Posted by banned

I was born with highly explosive semen, which explains what happened to hiroshimo...

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You were born in japan?

That explains the needle dick.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

You were born in japan?

That explains the needle dick.

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No, I was born in the USA, but I did visit, and fuck all their women, and the emperor.

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Originally Posted by banned

No, I was born in the USA, but I did visit, and fuck all their women, and the emperor.

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I'd say something funny here, but Banned just said the funniest thing ever.

Banned, getting laid.

:lol :rofl: :XD:

Yeah, that'll never happen.

And I'm tired, need some z's.

/gone

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Originally Posted by strongbad

Thats not all that bad.

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It is because you're probably going to beat the life out of it, on top of other things.

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Nonsense, you spend more than that every 4-6 years to upgrade your computer to play the new games

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I don't. :evilgrin:

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Also, free/cheap online gaming.

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No! :baby:


Please watch this montage of awesomeness (trailers)

http://www.gametrailers.com/gamepage.php?id=2649

Apparently, they are fairly old but it's the first I've seen of them. :ugh:

Lightning (as she's known) kicks ass, no question. And you see those battle commands...but they seemed integrated into a motion sequence. o_O
Also, I didn't see any party members. She don't need a man! :fdance:


And if you have time on your hands/distracting you from your conversation, watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7MgIHzMDnA

It gets off to a slow start, but from second match onwards, things start picking up. Especially when he pulls off some...THING at 4:34.

So today was payday.. I went and bought a DS, ordered a R4DS, and a 1GB microsd.:fdance:

What games should I get so far I have:
Metroid Prime: Hunters
Metroid Prime Pinball
Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin
Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow
New Super Mario Bros.
Elite Beat Agents
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Justice for All
Yoshi's Island DS
Trauma Center: Under the Knife
Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis
Super Mario 64 DS
Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
WarioWare: Touched!
Izuna Legend of the Unemployed Ninja
Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime
Mega Man ZX
Mario Kart DS
Sonic Rush

You've listed like all the decent DS games already. >_>

Resident Evil DS is nice too though