Also don't believe his lies. He's just waiting for you to ferment so he can drink you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stark
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Also don't believe his lies. He's just waiting for you to ferment so he can drink you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stark
:lol I was thinking the same thing. Hopefully he didn't do the dirty with the dog :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Raype
It was probably the most exciting thing to happen there that night. Considering she's into my mate and her friend that was their was 16.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raype
I mean, besides that, the place was messy.
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and that's the most important part. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Spose'
Can't be doing with messy bitches. :ignore:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tassadar
16 is legal here. :wacko:
I would imagine 16 is also legal in America. :wacko:
Thought it was 18 everywhere else? o_oQuote:
Originally Posted by Tassadar
I think you are talking about inappropriate things. I will act like I don't know you. :wacko:
I don't know what you mean. :wacko:
See, you got a girl who likes your friend inviting you over to her place where there's a 16 year old present. And a dog.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spose'
I can assure you if I were there I would have a much better story.
Case in point I had sex with 3 different women on Saturday.
See? Already a better story.
In the land of the white bear 16 is cool. Unless you propositioned over the internet or paid for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Inferno.
Technically you can get away with it if they're 12 but you can't be over 15.
We're fun like that.
Seems like you know a lot on this subject. :dread:Quote:
Originally Posted by Raype
:lurk:
How do you think I managed to be around this long without being registered as a sex offender?Quote:
Originally Posted by Inferno.
I know the ins and outs. And ins and outs. IN. OUT. INOUTINOUTINOUT UNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFF I'm done.
That sounds like some crazy shit right there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raype
I got a bit behind on my target. I was going for one a day but I took a few days off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Inferno.
It's like an advent calendar but with pussy.
And I had so much sweet, sweet chocolate to binge on.
*disclaimer: like everything else on this island these bitches were white as fuck*
I thought I learned my lesson about not applying to a certain company that has a horrible track record of responding to applications, 2 weeks after I applied I haven't even got a rejection letter they pulled this same crap last year but I thought "I may as well try maybe they won't be douches this time" I was wrong.
won't be making that stupid mistake again. I guess it's a good thing because high heat+high humidity+un-ventilated warehouse=heat stroke for me.
You're not registered as a sex offender? :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Raype
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Originally Posted by gezegond
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Honestly, I would have smashed the 16 year old. Legal, plus, she was pretty bad.
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Tsk, we're 15. :ignore: Unlike Ray I won't go into the whole "if you're under 15"-deal, since it's obviously just technicality nonsense. :ignore: :ignore:Quote:
Originally Posted by Inferno.
I know what you mean, man. Beating up chicks is so much fun, and when they're that young it's usually very easy as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spose'
Totally what he meant. :ignore: :ignore: :ignore:
Pink Sex
The Last Guardian, that's it, Sony won already.
Oh the butthurt, Street Fighter V only for PS4 and PC :lol
You mean they're actually gonna go up another number!!!!! :doink:
There's a reason I always blast a SMASHING PUMPKINS cd while chillin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elmdor Rizer
ooh yeahQuote:
Originally Posted by Sheras
Also fucking FF7. Tetsuya Nomura is director again! And Shenmue 3. WTF
> FFVII remake
> Last Guardian
> Shenmue 3
I woke up this morning to find that someone had bought me a ticket on the hype train stopping at every station.
Unfortunately, I don't really care for either of those 3 things. Guess I best not watch the Sony conference then if that's all there is. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Elin
Haven't watched the conference, so couldn't tell you what else is in there. ^^;;; And to be honest, I don't know if I'll ever get around to playing any of the three titles anyway (even the FFVII remake - kind of felt like I was done with the game after playing it in Japanese, and if it's anything like the various sequels and prequels they made in terms of tone, I'm not sure it's something I'd really enjoy). But definitely enjoying riding the wave of nostalgia and hype that is sweeping the internet this morning based on those three titles alone. ^_^ One of the most popular vaporware titles of last generation, one of the most eagerly requested sequels ever, and almost certainly the most wanted remake of all time all announced in one day? Nuts. It's like they gathered up a bunch of diehard fanboys and asked them to write the script for this year's E3.Quote:
Originally Posted by Inferno.
Actually, Yu won.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheras
But guys! Rise of the Tomb Raider, Forza 6, Gears of War Remastered, Gears 4! Rare Collection! That Rare pirate ship thing...
Just kidding, nothing too exciting in there either.
M$ conference wasn't bad at all.
But Sony's was simply orgasmic. As Elly said, 3 of the most anticipated games ever are finally on their way to be that, games and not recurrent rumours or vaporware. After more than decade, the 3 of them were announced at once.
If that's not making history in the gaming industry, I don't know what it is.
Needs more Megaman Legends.
:wacko:
I don't care for Shenmue III because I never played II, I played some of it but never got into it and finished it. I'd moved on from slow paced games like this by then, I was into FPS and car games, that's when it all started to go down hill for me. :P
Not in my home province, no.Quote:
Originally Posted by gezegond
Thankfully most countries are don't ask don't tell.
Then get back there and do it. I expect a better story next time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spose'
I don't even know what I'm supposed to be upset about any more. The list of sequels/spiritual successors/games we all bitch about wanting to see is getting really fucking small between shit like this and kickstarter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elin
If we get hoverboards and flying cars I'd probably be done trying at life since clearly there's nothing else worth doing.
Hints at a new Chrono game in the music to SquEnix's E3 trailer with its remix of Frog's theme, too. Wrote it off as just a coincidence to begin with when I saw it being rumoured, but if SquEnix have seriously committed themselves to remaking Final Fantasy VII of all things, then I think all bets are off the table now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raype
I see everyone's talking about E3.
Hell yeah, Sony's was awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Grouch
The Last Guardian
Horizon: Zero Dawn (from Guerilla)
Hitman
Street Fighter V (huge thing here is it is only PS4 and PC)
No Man's Sky (console debut on PS4)
Dreams (from makers of Little Big Planet)
Firewatch (console debut on PS4)
World of Final Fantasy (PS4 and Vita)
FFVIII Remake (console debut on PS4)
Shenmue III (if backed on kickstarter)
Destiny: The Taken King (some content timed exclusive to PS4)
Batman Arkham Knight (scarecrow missions exclusive to PS4)
and not because I like this next one but CoD Black Ops III (all new content will be time exclusives on PS4)