The Wang Out: Because non penis-related titles stink

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Originally Posted by Mimori

I...I didn't even like DMC4 very much. D:

*hides*

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Nero isn't Dante, it's a big problem :wacko:.

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Originally Posted by Tanthias

Oh, look, it's 4:06. Guess I should head to class. Later people :wav:

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Dude, you're late! Its already 5!
Timezone joke, Get it? :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Shardnax

Nero isn't Dante, it's a big problem :wacko:.

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I didn't mind that so much as the fact that when I did get to play Dante, I was just replaying all the same stuff. D:

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Originally Posted by Raype

They made Dante play like Nero.

I can already hear the hate train approaching.

Still, it looks like Capcom is sorta thinking about another DMC. Hopefully this one will work out.

Or not, and they cancel it. Or they, for reasons unknown, hand development over the Team Ninja. Dante is now a chick with huge yams.

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Actually, I'd play that.

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DMC games can now only be made by teams with Ninja in their titles.

Honestly, I don't think the new game will be terrible. OH MAN, DIFFERENCE. Also, I've never found Ninja Theory games bad, just not balls on the floor amazing.

Also, I've been bitter about DMC since they refused to move past the Second game in the series. Which is a running theme for Capcom.

Game not recieved well? Fuck building and improving things towards the future while going forward in a narrative, PRETEND WE DON'T MAKE MISTAKES AND ONLY LOOK BACK AND REPEAT SHIT.

So bitter about Breath of Fire.

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Originally Posted by Mimori

And one of her special moves involves her getting naked, and... Wait, Bayonetta? :wacko:

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Sorta. Except I'm not expecting to have to beat god to death with a lightsaber before punching it into the sun.. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Mimori

I...I didn't even like DMC4 very much. D:

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You're not the first or only person to state that. Relax.

I will however disagree.

3>>>4>>1>>>>>>2

Ze rules. :wacko:

*pops back in while gathering things*

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Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

Dude, you're late! Its already 5!
Timezone joke, Get it? :wacko:

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But class doesn't start until 6, so I'm still good :whistle:

Unless we're using Ray's zone. Then I'm late. And probably in danger of being molested.

I totally get the whole "play every level twice because we're lazy" complaint, but it was in no way game-ruining for me. I still enjoyed the hell out of DMC4. I even liked Nero a lot.

His play style, I mean.

Not him as a character. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

Yes.

I meant to say I'm following the upgrade path from the trophy guide.

WHICH IS FUCKING USELESS. I HAVE 0 GOOD MOVES.

Killed the first lot of enemies. He goes "IM COMING TRIP" another 3 spawn. 0 health. Cool story bro.

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Lulz... :wacko:

You'll manage somehow. Just keep guarding.

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Originally Posted by Mimori

I didn't mind that so much as the fact that when I did get to play Dante, I was just replaying all the same stuff. D:

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Which also happened in 1. And 2. And 3. 'cept you were using Dante the whole time. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

DMC games can now only be made by teams with Ninja in their titles.

Honestly, I don't think the new game will be terrible. OH MAN, DIFFERENCE. Also, I've never found Ninja Theory games bad, just not balls on the floor amazing.

Also, I've been bitter about DMC since they refused to move past the Second game in the series. Which is a running theme for Capcom.

Game not recieved well? Fuck building and improving things towards the future while going forward in a narrative, PRETEND WE DON'T MAKE MISTAKES AND ONLY LOOK BACK AND REPEAT SHIT.

So bitter about Breath of Fire.

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I had a strong dislike for Heavenly Sword.

But that's just me.

Maybe if we make a fan site we can convince them to

"We at capcom do not give a shit what the fanbase thinks. Now buy the latest MvC/SF revision"

Well damn. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Gare

I totally get the whole "play every level twice because we're lazy" complaint, but it was in no way game-ruining for me. I still enjoyed the hell out of DMC4. I even liked Nero a lot.

His play style, I mean.

Not him as a character. :wacko:

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Nero was cool as a character. He's not as well developed as Dante, but fuck that shit, it took 3 games for us to really learn a thing about Dante other than "Is half demon. Has a brother. Snarks. Wants to fill dark souls with light."

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Originally Posted by Gare

I totally get the whole "play every level twice because we're lazy" complaint, but it was in no way game-ruining for me. I still enjoyed the hell out of DMC4. I even liked Nero a lot.

His play style, I mean.

Not him as a character. :wacko:

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I actually thought Nero was fun to play too. ^_^ It was the Dante part with all the recycled content that made me quit. :'D

I've got the feeling I need some kind of shield or block breaking attack that I don't have...

I enjoyed both Heavenly Sword and Enslaved but they are both very average games. I'm a firm believer that Ninja Theory will completely destroyed DMC. Like fuck it up beyond repair.

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Originally Posted by Raype

Which also happened in 1. And 2. And 3. 'cept you were using Dante the whole time. :wacko:

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There is that. :wacko: I think maybe it was just a combination of it not measuring up to 3 for me and my not being quite so into that sort of game anymore. ^^;;;

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

Nero was cool as a character. He's not as well developed as Dante, but fuck that shit, it took 3 games for us to really learn a thing about Dante other than "Is half demon. Has a brother. Snarks. Wants to fill dark souls with light."

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Yeah, we learned

"Likes pizza. Enjoys crazy parties. Occasionally cries."

So much development. :wacko:

I've learned not to pass judgement on shit till it's released.

I've been both lied to and proven wrong far too many times.

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Originally Posted by Tanthias

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But class doesn't start until 6, so I'm still good :whistle:

Unless we're using Ray's zone. Then I'm late. And probably in danger of being molested.

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In a theater or gas station...but you weren't here last night, were you? :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

Wants to fill dark souls with light."

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WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOR?!

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Originally Posted by Mimori

I actually thought Nero was fun to play too. ^_^ It was the Dante part with all the recycled content that made me quit. :'D

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I watched a friend play from start to finish, when it first came out. I didn't have to worry about replaying levels :wacko:.

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

I've got the feeling I need some kind of shield or block breaking attack that I don't have...

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You should be able to do timed blocking too. That might help you if you are one of those who are good with timing. :O

Is it ever explained how Nero got his super arm? I don't remember. Because that's the part I wanted to know about. Not him crying about his kidnapped girlfriend. :wacko:

Never playing Enslaved again.

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Originally Posted by Raype

Yeah, we learned

"Likes pizza. Enjoys crazy parties. Occasionally cries."

So much development. :wacko:

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Seriously, like half the info you'll get for capcom games, and Japanese games in general, is in things like Guide/Worldbooks.

I mean, there's apparently a lot to Dante. But only in the Manga and Novelization.

What Manga and Novelization?

Exactly.

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Originally Posted by Raype

Because I don't hear any loud spanish profanities while we play.

Just a lot of english ones.

Most of them from me.

But still...

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Makes sense, I'd have to use a headset for you guys to hear something :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Mimori

Out of curiosity, do any of you have Super Street Fighter IV for the PS3? And if you do, do any of you want the arcade version DLC? ^^;;; Was thinking of buying the game, and vanilla SSF4 plus the download works out to be about the same price as just the retail copy of the arcade one. So if I can share with people here~~

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I do. And SF IV too :wacko:

/back to Majin.

You can do it Dan! You can dooooooooooooooooooooooooo it! :wacko:

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Originally Posted by crusher

You can do it Dan! You can dooooooooooooooooooooooooo it! :wacko:

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Obviously not.

I'm missing some special powers here, like the ability to destroy their shields and/or a powerful guard breaking attack...

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

Seriously, like half the info you'll get for capcom games, and Japanese games in general, is in things like Guide/Worldbooks.

I mean, there's apparently a lot to Dante. But only in the Manga and Novelization.

What Manga and Novelization?

Exactly.

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Marketing ploys.

This is the order in which I've been buying upgrades:

I recommend upgrading Monkey in the following order:
Combat Awareness
Health Extension 1 and 2
Shield Strength 1 and 2
Block Strength 1 and 2
Stun Effect
Stun Time 1 and 2
Ammo Increase 1 and 2
Plasma Damage x2
Focused Attack

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Originally Posted by Gare

Is it ever explained how Nero got his super arm? I don't remember. Because that's the part I wanted to know about. Not him crying about his kidnapped girlfriend. :wacko:

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It's in the manual that comes with the game

He got it a few weeks before the start of the game.

He was fighting a bunch of demons that attacked the city. His girlfriend was in danger, and he had lost his arm in the fight.

He swore that he'd do anything to save her.

Next thing he knows, he has a weird demon arm and is suddenly a lot stronger.

I got as far as plasma damage x2, so I guess I have a stun attack that I don't know about/don't know how to use? :S

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Originally Posted by Raype

It's in the manual that comes with the game

He got it a few weeks before the start of the game.

He was fighting a bunch of demons that attacked the city. His girlfriend was in danger, and he had lost his arm in the fight.

He swore that he'd do anything to save her.

Next thing he knows, he has a weird demon arm and is suddenly a lot stronger.

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Oh, and that one cutscene where it's implied that he made a deal with the devil for power.

Which he did. Except said devil was whatever was left of Vergil.

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Originally Posted by Shardnax

Marketing ploys.

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Not always, or most of the time.

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

Obviously not.

I'm missing some special powers here, like the ability to destroy their shields and/or a powerful guard breaking attack...

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Nah you should be able to destroy their shields since the beginning of the game. Hold square down to power up the shield-break/stun move.

:lol

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s.../Capture23.jpg

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Originally Posted by crusher

Nah you should be able to destroy their shields since the beginning of the game. Hold square down to power up the shield-break/stun move.

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God damn it. Why didn't I know about this move? :facepalm:

I had been running around and picking up the stun bolts for the staff, shooting those at the shield enemies and then trying to kill them whilst their shields are down. :low:

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

God damn it. Why didn't I know about this move? :facepalm:

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

I had been running around and picking up the stun bolts for the staff, shooting those at the shield enemies and then trying to kill them whilst their shields are down. :low:

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That's... one way to play. Well everything should become slightly easier now I think. :P

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

I had been running around and picking up the stun bolts for the staff, shooting those at the shield enemies and then trying to kill them whilst their shields are down. :low:

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At least you came up with an alternative idea

I drank all my milk before remembering I planned on cooking things that required it.

Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Originally Posted by crusher

That's... one way to play. Well everything should become slightly easier now I think. :P

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My hand is too sore to continue tonight. I shouldn't have punched my controller twice. :wacko:

It's also too hot to concentrate. :low:

If this is how I am off Enslaved on hard, God forbid I ever attempt Demon's Souls.