Shove it old man!

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Originally Posted by Ray.

Is a bad mother-

... Fuck it, I'm getting a beer.

FUNNY TALK MAKE RAYS HEAD HURT! *closes SOR window* you were saying something?

Why does anus taste like my mom's happy stick?

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Don't be absurd. Such activities are totally beyond your mother. Your father only got anywhere with her because he told her it was a cure for diarrhea. :P

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Originally Posted by Evans

That he needed the VCR to build a chicken-stealing robot.

And, as I recall, that he could edit the rep of members.

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Hm. I guess that's something SMods may have been able to do back then. They can't do it now, though. It should be that way anyway.

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Originally Posted by Jackhammer

Don't be absurd. Such activities are totally beyond your mother. Your father only got anywhere with her because he told her it was a cure for diarrhea. :P

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But it is, isn't it? O_o

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Originally Posted by Evans

Question is, why do you know the taste of anus? More importantly, where is her happy stick at the moment?

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When I say I'm into kinky sex, I mean I'm into kinky sex. You dig?

My tongue has violated more assholes than the average proctologist.

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Originally Posted by Evans

That he needed the VCR to build a chicken-stealing robot.

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You sure he wasn't just distracting you while his homies stole your car stereo and made their getaway on your bike?

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Originally Posted by Michael

Hm. I guess that's something SMods may have been able to do back then. They can't do it now, though. It should be that way anyway.

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Yeah, but they still can ban members for no reason beyond thinking it's funny. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Evans

But it is, isn't it? O_o

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Hmm, I don't know. I'm in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Evans

Yeah, but they still can ban members for no reason beyond thinking it's funny. :wacko:

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Damn right.

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Originally Posted by Jackhammer

Don't be absurd. Such activities are totally beyond your mother. Your father only got anywhere with her because he told her it was a cure for diarrhea. :P

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They might be, doesn't mean she won't do it.

Just because she can.

Or because she gets off on degrading herself.

She is MY mother after all.

Or at least the maturnity tests claim.

brb

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Originally Posted by Ray.

When I say I'm into kinky sex, I mean I'm into kinky sex. You dig?
My tongue has violated more assholes than the average proctologist.

You sure he wasn't just distracting you while his homies stole your car stereo and made their getaway on your bike?

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Pfft, I say that if it's on a body, it can used for sex.
*calls travel agency* Retardo Island, here I ejac... Come. I meant come. Ahem.

No, they took those as well. Their robot will duke it out with MJ's in the desert. Barbra Streisand might make a cameo as her South Park alter ego. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Jackhammer

Hmm, I don't know. I'm in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun. :wacko:

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:hug:

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Originally Posted by Michael

Damn right.

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Didn't you use to dislike that shit, though?

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Originally Posted by Jackhammer

brb

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Uh oh. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Evans

Barbra Streisand might make a cameo as her South Park alter ego. :wacko:

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God no. Not Mecha Streisand.

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Originally Posted by Evans

Pfft, I say that if it's on a body, it can used for sex.
*calls travel agency* Retardo Island, here I ejac... Come. I meant come. Ahem.

No, they took those as well. Their robot will duke it out with MJ's in the desert. Barbra Streisand might make a cameo as her South Park alter ego. :wacko:

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You limit yourself to things on the body? I take it you've never had sex with food, clothes, bottles, or books?
Hey, we like to call ourselves Mentally-handicapped island now. It's a lot more PC.

Britbot will get molested and vegas will be doomed once mecha stresand strikes. Our only hope is that she gets distracted by the shinyness of the city and forgets to destroy it.

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Originally Posted by Evans

Didn't you use to dislike that shit, though?

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Dislike banning for a laugh? I, disliked, that?

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Originally Posted by Ray.

You limit yourself to things on the body? I take it you've never had sex with food, clothes, bottles, or books?
Hey, we like to call ourselves Mentally-handicapped island now. It's a lot more PC.

Britbot will get molested and vegas will be doomed once mecha stresand strikes. Our only hope is that she gets distracted by the shinyness of the city and forgets to destroy it.

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Oh, and dismembered limbs.

Nothing like going deep into an arm so hard you make the fingers close into a fist.

I think Lydias caption compo is a cheap ploy to ban all of us for racism at once.

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Originally Posted by Michael

Dislike banning for a laugh? I, disliked, that?

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Like we keep telling you, you've changed.

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Originally Posted by Dinosaurman

I think Lydias caption compo is a cheap ploy to ban all of us for racism at once.

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:lol

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Originally Posted by Ray.

Like we keep telling you, you've changed.

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How so?

Edit: Nevermind. I don't want to know.

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Originally Posted by Dinosaurman

I think Lydias caption compo is a cheap ploy to ban all of us for racism at once.

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Like I keep saying, you can never trust fat chicks.

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Okay, now I feel bad.

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wait, I have feelings?

When the hell did this happen?

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Originally Posted by Michael

How so?

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If you need to ask you clearly didn't notice.

So it'd be pointless to explain.

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Originally Posted by Necrosnake

God no. Not Mecha Streisand.

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She owned.

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Originally Posted by Ray.

You limit yourself to things on the body? I take it you've never had sex with food, clothes, bottles, or books?
Hey, we like to call ourselves Mentally-handicapped island now. It's a lot more PC.

Britbot will get molested and vegas will be doomed once mecha stresand strikes. Our only hope is that she gets distracted by the shinyness of the city and forgets to destroy it.

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Not bottles nor books. Paper cuts are a bitch. And, I'm no Bible humper.

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Originally Posted by Michael

Dislike banning for a laugh? I, disliked, that?

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No, power abuse in general. :P

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Originally Posted by Ray.

Oh, and dismembered limbs.

Nothing like going deep into an arm so hard you make the fingers close into a fist.

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Hell yeah, you can fist yourself at the same time.

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Originally Posted by Evans

No, power abuse in general. :P

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I do dislike it. You know, actual power abuse. I don't really think what I did was such a huge show of power abuse, since it was in good fun, and the ban was lifted very, very shortly afterwards. :shrug:

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Originally Posted by Ray.

Like I keep saying, you can never trust fat chicks.

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Okay, now I feel bad.

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wait, I have feelings?

When the hell did this happen?

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Internet, serious business.

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Originally Posted by Ray.

If you need to ask you clearly didn't notice.

So it'd be pointless to explain.

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Truth. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Evans

She owned.

Not bottles not books. Paper cuts are a bitch. And, I'm no Bible humper.

Hell yeah, you can fist yourself at the same time.

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Half of the US. ugh, now I'm making racial slurs. You people are a bad influence.

You should try ezekial. Crazy name, but fun lay. Don't accidentally yell "Matthew" while nailing him though, otherwise he'll go old testament on your ass. And not in the good way like David or Leviticus.

Exactly. Although severed heads aren't good. Last time I did one I ended up losing most of my torso. Damn thing wouldn't stop biting.

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Originally Posted by Michael

I do dislike it. You know, actual power abuse. I don't really think what I did was such a huge show of power abuse, since it was in good fun, and the ban was lifted very, very shortly afterwards. :shrug:

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I can't speak for the people who got banned, but it must be annoying to a certain extent, don't ya think?

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Originally Posted by Evans

I can't speak for the people who got banned, but it must be annoying to a certain extent, don't ya think?

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Not really. I've only done it twice. Once to Ray, which he got me back for, but was all in good fun, and once to Corey, which was in good fun, and even Elmdor got a laugh of it. And both bans were lifted shortly after. Buuuut, I don't plan on doing that again, since it seems to be some what of a big deal to some. I guess.

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Originally Posted by Ray.

Half of the US. ugh, now I'm making racial slurs. You people are a bad influence.

You should try ezekial. Crazy name, but fun lay. Don't accidentally yell "Matthew" while nailing him though, otherwise he'll go old testament on your ass. And not in the good way like David or Leviticus.

Exactly. Although severed heads aren't good. Last time I did one I ended up losing most of my torso. Damn thing wouldn't stop biting.

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And annoyed the other half.

I should buy the Braille version. Texture would be a plus.

Skull fucked. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Evans

:hug:

Didn't you use to dislike that shit, though?

Uh oh. :wacko:

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Damn Locusts. :frown:

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Originally Posted by Michael

Not really. I've only done it twice. Once to Ray, which he got me back for, but was all in good fun, and once to Corey, which was in good fun, and even Elmdor got a laugh of it. And both bans were lifted shortly after. Buuuut, I don't plan on doing that again, since it seems to be some what of a big deal to some. I guess.

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If you think it's a big deal to me, just say so, only so that I can tell you it isn't. I have an opinion, which goes against it, but it doesn't mean more than I don't think it's cool.
Besides, it's not because you can that you should.

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Originally Posted by Michael

Not really. I've only done it twice. Once to Ray, which he got me back for, but was all in good fun, and once to Corey, which was in good fun, and even Elmdor got a laugh of it. And both bans were lifted shortly after. Buuuut, I don't plan on doing that again, since it seems to be some what of a big deal to some. I guess.

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You also banned banned.

So that's 3.

You colossal fucknut :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Evans

And annoyed the other half.

I should be the Braille version. Texture would be a plus.

Skull fucked.

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Well if she'd just stick a cock in her mouth like most women life would be some much easier.

Braille is overrated. Plus if the bumbs aren't done properly you'll tear yourself up. Especially if you like it rough.

Head on a stick :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Evans

If you think it's a big deal to me, just say so, only so that I can tell you it isn't. I have an opinion, which goes against it, but it doesn't mean more than I don't think it's cool.
Besides, it's not because you can that you should.

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'Kay.

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Originally Posted by Dinosaurman

I think Lydias caption compo is a cheap ploy to ban all of us for racism at once.

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And saying cum...

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Originally Posted by Ray.

You also banned banned.

So that's 3.

You colossal fucknut :wacko:

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That was part of the April Fools prank. ;) So that doesn't count. :P

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Originally Posted by Jackhammer

Damn Locusts. :frown:

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Nothing left at all? :/

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Originally Posted by Michael

That was part of the April Fools prank. ;) So that doesn't count. :P

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It wasn't part of it at the time :P

Since he wasn't in on it.

At the time.

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Originally Posted by Ray.

It wasn't part of it at the time :P

Since he wasn't in on it.

At the time.

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That still doesn't take away from the fact that it was part of the prank. He was eventually let in on it.

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Originally Posted by Jackhammer

Damn Locusts. :frown:

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You think that's bad?

Check out these lesions and this red water.

Total failure.

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Originally Posted by Michael

That still doesn't take away from the fact that it was part of the prank. He was eventually let in on it.

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Only because you screwed up with his banning comment :P

Oh, and if that's the idea we're going with then you've never banned anyone, since they were all "pranks" in a sense. More people being in on it doesn't make it right ;)

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Originally Posted by Ray.

Well if she'd just stick a cock in her mouth like most women life would be some much easier.

Braille is overrated. Plus if the bumps aren't done properly you'll tear yourself up. Especially if you like it rough.

Head on a stick :wacko:

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Would you volunteer?

Is not!

Ass on a dick. :wacko: