The Wang Out: GIZE! Solidifullness Joes is back! omgdz

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Originally Posted by Evans

Playable or NPC?

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You cannot manipulate this character, Evans dear.

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Originally Posted by Evans

I'm touched by your testimony.

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That's not his testimony :x

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

Now I feel extremely inferior. :(

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Now you know how banned feels every time he takes off his pants.

All this talk about parents and children reminds me about my family.
This depresses me.

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

All this talk about parents and children reminds me about my family.
This depresses me.

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Yes, it is rather depressing.

You know what always makes me feel better?

Sex.

In the ass.

Wanna give it a go?

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

All this talk about parents and children reminds me about my family.
This depresses me.

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Sorry mate, I understand how familes can be...difficult sometimes. When I split with my ex I didnt get to see my son for far too long, it absolutely destroyed me. :(

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Originally Posted by Raype

Yes, it is rather depressing.

You know what always makes me feel better?

Sex.

In the ass.

Wanna give it a go?

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Alright, bend over.

*readies cattle prod*

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Originally Posted by Clive

Sorry mate, I understand how familes can be...difficult sometimes. When I split with my ex I didnt get to see my son for far too long, it absolutely destroyed me. :(

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Yeah. It's reminding me that I never really knew my father.

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

Alright, bend over.

*readies cattle prod*

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SCORE!

Wow Ivolt, you're HU-BZZZTTFFAFAFFAAAAFATAHJHFBBZZZZTTTTT

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

Yeah. It's reminding me that I never really knew my father.

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I'm sorry to hear that, genuinely.

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

Yeah. It's reminding me that I never really knew my father.

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I'll be your daddy.

I've learned everything I needed to know about being a dad from my father.

*clears throat*

Let's see...

"Oh, Hi Ivolt.

Well, see you in 2 years."

*walks away*

Ha ha, good times.

Dammit, I should've taken the opportunity to take Ivolt over my knee.

/parental regret

Lets move on to an altogether happier, nicer topic.

Like gangrape.

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Originally Posted by Raype

I'll be your daddy.

I've learned everything I needed to know about being a dad from my father.

*clears throat*

Let's see...

"Oh, Hi Ivolt.

Well, see you in 2 years."

*walks away*

Ha ha, good times.

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That's a lovely story.

Tell me another, papa. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Clive

You cannot manipulate this character, Evans dear.

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I'll have to resort to using a gameshark, I see.

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Originally Posted by Raype

That's not his testimony :x

Now you know how banned feels every time he takes off his pants.

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I knew it, it's your shriveled testes!

Yeah, funny. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Raype

Yes, it is rather depressing.

In the ass.

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:bounce:

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Originally Posted by Raype

I'll be your daddy.

I've learned everything I needed to know about being a dad from my father.

*clears throat*

Let's see...

"Oh, Hi Ivolt.

Well, see you in 2 years."

*walks away*

Ha ha, good times.

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He's an high level father. He mastered the "gonna get a pack of cigs/leave ya all forever" tech.

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Originally Posted by Clive

Lets move on to an altogether happier, nicer topic.

Like gangrape.

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My father was gangraped.

By Bears!

TO DEATH!

:cry:

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

That's a lovely story.

Tell me another, papa. :wacko:

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You want another story? What're ya, queer?

Go ask that whore you call a mom to read to you.

*opens beer*