You know that isn't true. The free money thread in the retro section is great; I will never work again.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
I have the pimp theme for firefox and that is enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
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You know that isn't true. The free money thread in the retro section is great; I will never work again.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
I have the pimp theme for firefox and that is enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
Nope, I don't notice any difference besides retroparadise showing up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lethe°
Oh, and the porn section. Damn, Sprung got some kinky shit in there.
Yeah, I know. But the rules are the same no matter where you are.
Once. Elsewhere.
Odd, it's come up twice in one night.
No, not that. Sickos.
Oh right, that application that prints money. But it's american only. I gotta fuck with that exchange rate shit. Besides, I'm paid a fuckload of money to do absolutely nothing but look important. It's not like I need free money.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strongbad
LIES! My pimp theme > your pimp theme.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strongbad
American money > Your shitQuote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
My theme > your theme
Our money's better.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
We have a chick on it. You can jerk off to the stuff. Your money is a total sausage fest.
Your theme sucks cocks for nickels. There, I said it.
Err, yeah that is, but what I need is a pic showing the top posters in the hang out thread I opened, not the current one.
Too lazy for a picQuote:
Originally Posted by Cookie Monster
Sprung 425
"Ray" 402
polobunny 383
strongbad 356
banned 301
Death Cube K 272
Astaroth 227
Jase 180
Rydia 164
Dinosaurman 133
Fer! 130
Michael 122
Darth Lucxus 111
X-Head 90
Nazis From Mars 77
Cyberxion 75
Lethe° 71
Jackhammer 66
snkupo 59
Deach 52
Cookie Monster 49
TheotheImpaler 35
Makenshi 34
SAMURAIBLADE 33
Necrosnake 26
Roux 14
Ton 14
Bigboy360 14
D 13
Monty_Python 12
crusher 11
Hypnos 11
brit 9
Goshi 7
Hijuda 6
ilovefirearms 4
Seraphis Cain 3
The Nameless One 3
[ForeverZero] 3
Schutzstaffel 2
Paul Miller 2
NosRedna 2
Lady Firelyght 2
Nipedley 1
shamess 1
SegNin 1
Saril 1
Saeveo 1
Harmony 1
Just take my word for it.
As always, you came first.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
You narcissistic fuck.
Pot to kettle: You're black!
I am better than you.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
You wish.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
You might be fancy, but I'm thurough.
Plus everyone knows text is better than graphics.
I'm leet like that.
Still though, I am more visually appealing.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
Cool, thanks guys ;)
Well you were, before you left most of your face on the road.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
And the tree.
And the grass.
And the car.
And the windshield.
And that other dude.
And the hospital floor.
Whoa, whoa, whoa...Corey is banned?!
Well kept secret eh? BTW, Bruce Wayne is Batman. Who knew?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lethe°
For posting porn. Of the bloody . kind.
That's so like him.
When will he learn that blood is just a gateway substance?
Next it's urine, then shit, then oil. Yes, oil.
Whatever, I laked almost all road rash. Although, I did get a case of fatass face. Don't give me reasons to post these pictures, because they will be posted.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1...o/100_0671.jpg
^I chuckled when I first saw that picture.
Hah, he lives up to his username.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
You had that problem long before that crash dude.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Don't give me an excuse to post pics of my ass.
I already scanned it and everything.
I covered my eyes and lost my boner. That thing is ugly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lethe°
Sadly, "Sprung" doesn't. I live up to mine though.
Ray = great name, dude who probably has a huge dick
Me = huge dick
it's perfect!
I AM NOT AN ASSFACE! YOU ARE!Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
Take that, yeah I held my shift key for that too.
Pics or bs. Or at least some sort of rough outline. I know you are lying to us.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
lol noob.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
L2CAPSLOCK
Besides, you've never seen my face. Only a few people have. And most of those saw the low res version.
Only the real cool kids got the high res.
Which reminds me, I gotta get back at Rydia, I gave her 3000 gil for her to send me nudes, she sent tubgirl.
That whore.
Dolphin FTW.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
I have seen you in real life. I follow you.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/8731/hugegb7.th.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
I couldn't have my uncovered dick uploaded since that would be against the rules, instead, here's my penis in a purple and silver condom.
Really?Quote:
Originally Posted by Strongbad
What color's my hair?
How long is it? My hair, perv.
Do I wear glasses?
Where's my tattoo?
You're penis looks weak. Flashy yet futile. All trousers and nothing in 'em.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
= Lame. :(
That's not my penis.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lethe°
It's a joke.
Dude come on, my ballsack is clearly a fist.
And that's clearly an oversized pen.
Borrowed from one of the other inhabitants of casa de Ray. For kinky anal games with strippers.
All the mods are offline!
Quick, post porn!
Together we can topple the server!
For the whoooooorreeeee!!!
I can't tell you what I know. That way I won't accidentally give away my plans.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
Fucking credit card declined. Damnit, I messed up one thing and now I have to go through even more shit. I was looking forward to sleeping too.
You plan to talk Matt into letting you stay here, then sneaking into my room to rape and/or kidnap me.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Close so far?
He wouldn't do that.
Now if you want a judas, Jeremy is definantly where it's at.
Fucker once pointed out my erection during the whole "stand for morning announcements" thing.
I'll fucking kiill him and eat his soul.
If he wasn't half a country away.
Some guy offered him a rimjob.
And he took it.
:wav:Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
You're welcome!
Don't mess with me. I can do shit to you that they won't even mention in japanese porn. Yes, it's THAT bad.
...I still have this! =)Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/2089/lmaoyr5.jpg
Goddamn it, gotta stop giving out info about myself.
Dammit, I knew this beer tasted vaguely of truth serum!
Xerox it a couple hundred times, then get back to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lethe°
Sounds like a fungi to me. C wat I did thar?Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
Is the rimjob story for real? If so, that is awesome.
What is the worst they have to offer? It can't be bukkake because thats not even bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
Yes. Bad strongbad! *smacks strongbad on nose with newspaper*Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Yes. Some guy gave him a rimjob. Sure, it's long hours and hard work, but in the end it's supposed to be worth it. His parents are so proud they tell everyone he got a rimjob.
We even got him a cake, congradulations on your rimjob.
It was awesome.
Ok, now I know that you must be lying.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
You think bukkake is bad?Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Nah, that's the softcore shit.
The real stuff barely ever leaves the country, because people everywhere are disgusted by it.
Girls covered in pig organs having sex with corpses.
Crime scene photos.
Girls cutting themselves with knives while a guy licks the blood out of the wound.
And that's the stuff they aren't hiding.
Look deeper, and it gets fucked. Like, really fucked.
Sidenote: I swear a lot.