It's just as well nobody is like that on our forums. :wacko:
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I just paid £25.99 for a £25 PSN card, what the fuck's wrong with me? :wacko:
Good point.
I'd best cover my bases with more, then.
You were being used as a resurrection method for an ancient demon.
The boss is the bad guy
The main character's sister is the bad guy (several of them, in fact!)
You were dreaming the whole time.
Your best friend kills you due to body swap shenanigans
You actually didn't fall to your death
He's kissing a corpse, his "dearest friend" did it. All of it. With the recently deceased corpse, the old woman and the cripple.
You didn't really kill the president, it was a setup.
You sruvive only to later get murdered by a bunch of random children for your clothes, half a pack of smokes, and your run down car.
It's actually a sequel to the first game, you're playing a reincarnation of the villain.
You killed your wife.
Your girlfriend dies, you choose to damn the world to save her.
Selling your soul was a terrible, terrible idea and you should feel bad for ever considering it.
You killed your family and yourself using your own soul from the future as a weapon. Time paradoxes be damned.
The apocalypse was a good thing in the grander scheme of things. Preventing it just made everything WORSE.
The game ends with you aborting a fetus through the power of prayer.
Ondore lies (for good reason).
Everyone dies (it's better this way)
Your brother dies the manliest death of all while killing ascended beings. The robot is mary magdalene.
The other characters were all people you murdered. Good job Emir.
Aztec gods and supercomputers conspired to make you shank a man in a diner's mens room.
The game is a prequel, the main character is the future villain.
He was acting the whole time. He was secretly gay for your dad.
The reason people keep dying around you is because YOU KEEP KILLING THEM you schizo fuck.
Damn, you just ruined like... EVERY game for me :wacko:.