The GTA IV Out: TOUCH MY PECS!

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18th-March-2011, 02:19
Shareware

I just saw a commercial for an upcoming boxing event and for a split second I thought "What is that? The new Fight Night?"

What are we coming to? :wacko:
18th-March-2011, 02:22
brit

Nah but really, though. Black Ops Campaign is the best of the series. Fuck Zakhaev, Fuck Makarov, fuck whoever was the bad guys in WWII. REZNOV.

MW Multiplayer was the best of the series. Fuck Nukes, Fuck Dogs, Fuck RC-XDs. MP5SD.
18th-March-2011, 02:27
Shareware

Quote:

Originally Posted by brit

Nah but really, though. Black Ops Campaign is the best of the series. Fuck Zakhaev, Fuck Makarov, fuck whoever was the bad guys in WWII. REZNOV.

MW Multiplayer was the best of the series. Fuck Nukes, Fuck Dogs, Fuck RC-XDs. MP5SD.

I thought Reznov was awesome in WAW.
18th-March-2011, 02:30
Shareware

King, you got another video up?
18th-March-2011, 02:31
King

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Originally Posted by Shareware

King, you got another video up?

Why did you have to remind me of that...:Low:
Wait approximately half an hour or something.
18th-March-2011, 02:32
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tassadar

I'll be blunt and say I am awful with the opposite sex but I've always been sceptical of PUA books but it is mostly as a result of being introverted which is my own fault and a better method I think might be to actually just become more confident which is why I guess I never bothered reading them.

Perhaps it's a good way to market his books, I'm different from these guys, this if for people who are normal not me, don't worry you won't become a robot if you start using sayings like neg. :wacko:

Be yourself, put out an approachable air, let women pick you up. It's the 21st century, women can do that now. Also, they're just as nervous about shit as guys are. And it's a hell of a lot easier to be on the receiving end. Create an in for her or keep an eye out for her creating one for you. Confidence just boils down to realizing that everyone else is as lacking if not more lacking in confidence than you are. And if they're more confident, it ain't by much.

Always worked for me.

And if at all possible, make it appear as though you are currently in a relationship.

I swear, I never get hit on half as much as when I'm in a relationship.

Shit's WEIRD. It's like you give off a scent or something.

:wacko:
18th-March-2011, 02:34
Shareware

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Be yourself, put out an approachable air, let women pick you up. It's the 21st century, women can do that now. Also, they're just as nervous about shit as guys are. And it's a hell of a lot easier to be on the receiving end. Create an in for her or keep an eye out for her creating one for you. Confidence just boils down to realizing that everyone else is as lacking if not more lacking in confidence than you are. And if they're more confident, it ain't by much.

Always worked for me.

And then, sexual occurrences.

Wow, I post too much. :lol
18th-March-2011, 02:34
Tassadar

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Originally Posted by Cosmic

Just went to look for a Kindle version of The Game since I feel like reading it again and can't find my paperback, only to find it's not even on the Kindle store. I swear to God nothing I want to buy is ever available on there. It's like Amazon don't want me to give them money or something.

I love how after apple market their product which already existed already (like ebook readers) as the next big thing every other company follows suit.
18th-March-2011, 02:38
Colamisu

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

And if at all possible, make it appear as though you are currently in a relationship.

I swear, I never get hit on half as much as when I'm in a relationship.

Shit's WEIRD. It's like you give off a scent or something.

:wacko:

Pheromones, bro. Pheromones.

Cue Transformers video.
18th-March-2011, 02:39
Tassadar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Be yourself, put out an approachable air, let women pick you up. It's the 21st century, women can do that now. Also, they're just as nervous about shit as guys are. And it's a hell of a lot easier to be on the receiving end. Create an in for her or keep an eye out for her creating one for you. Confidence just boils down to realizing that everyone else is as lacking if not more lacking in confidence than you are. And if they're more confident, it ain't by much.

I'm aware of this, putting it into practice is another story.
18th-March-2011, 02:41
Colamisu

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Originally Posted by Tassadar

I'm aware of this, putting it into practice is another story.

Easy way to do it is to wear a wedding ring when you go to bars. :rolleyes:
18th-March-2011, 02:48
Raype

Dress well.

Always.

Ability to talk to women increases tenfold for every button on your person.

:wacko:
18th-March-2011, 02:57
Mistral

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Originally Posted by Colamisu

Easy way to do it is to wear a wedding ring when you go to bars. :rolleyes:

That works, but for a trickier way, wear it everywhere else, so you have the shadow of one when you go to bars. :angel:
18th-March-2011, 02:57
Sprung

Hell yeah I put the Brutal Legend soundtrack on my phone.

Duh. WINNING!
18th-March-2011, 02:59
Tassadar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Hell yeah I put the Brutal Legend soundtrack on my phone.

Duh. WINNING!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlie Sheen

I have only one gear, GO.
18th-March-2011, 02:59
Elin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Hell yeah I put the Brutal Legend soundtrack on my phone.

Duh. WINNING!

I'm seeing the winning here, but I'm just not seeing the winning there. Are you sure you're bi-winning?
18th-March-2011, 03:01
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mimori

I'm seeing the winning here, but I'm just not seeing the winning there. Are you sure you're bi-winning?

I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man.
18th-March-2011, 03:03
Raype

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Originally Posted by Mistral

That works, but for a trickier way, wear it everywhere else, so you have the shadow of one when you go to bars. :angel:

Or for the quick and easy method, just wrap a band aid around your finger then hit the tanning booth.

:wacko:
18th-March-2011, 03:03
Tassadar

I'm an f-18 bro, I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordinance to the ground.
18th-March-2011, 03:06
Colamisu

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Dress well.

Always.

Ability to talk to women increases tenfold for every button on your person.

:wacko:

So c=r*(10^b) where c = confidence, b = number of buttons, and r = starting confidence?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mistral

That works, but for a trickier way, wear it everywhere else, so you have the shadow of one when you go to bars. :angel:

Spray tan just your hand? :wacko:
18th-March-2011, 03:08
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tassadar

I'm an f-18 bro, I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordinance to the ground.

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.
18th-March-2011, 03:10
Tassadar

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Originally Posted by Sprung

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have a job anymore cause of this.

:wacko:
18th-March-2011, 03:22
Sprung

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Originally Posted by Tassadar

:wacko:

They said that party had enough cocaine for two and a half men.
18th-March-2011, 03:27
Ivolt

Sup bitches.

I MEAN FRIENDS.
18th-March-2011, 03:28
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ivolt

Sup bitches.

I MEAN FRIENDS.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.
18th-March-2011, 03:30
Ivolt

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Originally Posted by Sprung

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

It's already been brought, girlfriend.

You don't even know yet. You don't even know.
18th-March-2011, 03:34
Sprung

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

It's already been brought, girlfriend.

You don't even know yet. You don't even know.

You can't process me with a normal brain.
18th-March-2011, 03:36
Ivolt

That's why I stole all these brains and linked them together to make a supercomputer!

Just like the original plot of the Matrix.
18th-March-2011, 03:42
Raype

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Originally Posted by Ivolt

That's why I stole all these brains and linked them together to make a supercomputer!

Just like the original plot of the Matrix.

And then they changed it.

Thermodynamics wept.
18th-March-2011, 03:44
Ivolt

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Originally Posted by Raype

And then they changed it.

Thermodynamics wept.

That was movie where people were ninjas on the internet, and people lived on ships that could float through the sky ALL DAY.

FUCK Thermodynamics, they just get in the way of me looking cool.
18th-March-2011, 03:46
Tassadar

Fuck thermodynamics, sell free energy machines on youtube.
18th-March-2011, 03:59
Ivolt

Fuck youtube, sell babies on free energy machines.
18th-March-2011, 04:03
Sprung

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Fuck youtube, sell babies on free energy machines.

Babes on machines?

yeaaaah
18th-March-2011, 04:06
Tassadar

You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
18th-March-2011, 04:12
Synthetik

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Originally Posted by Sprung

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.

Drug tests don't lie. Scoreboard doesn't lie.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tassadar

You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

As far back as I could remember I've always wanted to be a gangster.
18th-March-2011, 04:15
Fer!

I cleared the fucking Vietnam mission earlier today.

I'm back from school, reload my save and I'm back in the start of the mission.

Fucking Black Ops. I can take them having horribly broken and stupid multiplayers, but at least the fucking campaigns worked. >:
18th-March-2011, 04:24
Synthetik

I totally forgot today was St. Patricks Day. :o
18th-March-2011, 04:25
Sprung

Phone music library is awesome nowSHIT HOLY FUCK, MAN! ALPHA MOTHERFUCKERS! YEAH!
18th-March-2011, 04:26
Fer!

Happy day Tass! :wacko:
18th-March-2011, 04:26
Sprung

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Originally Posted by Synthetik

I totally forgot today was St. Patricks Day. :o

I did too until my wife pinched the shit out of me.

Too bad my uniform has one little 1/8 x 1/8 square of green on the company logo.

I kicked her in the vagina. You know, to make it even.
Her ovaries were dizzy.

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