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31st-July-2007, 00:42
Anonymous

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Keeeeeennedy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keeeeeeeeennnnnnnnneeeeeeeedddddddyyyy!!!!!!!!!
31st-July-2007, 00:42
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

Someone from Newfoundland, a province of Canada. They speak funny and are isolated on an island. Centuries of inbreeding has yielded funny sounding people. We put them in cages and poke 'em with sticks or penises. It's at the owner's discretion.

You better hope I don't eat something after midnight, because if I do, your ass is grass.
31st-July-2007, 00:43
Mikey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray_

You better hope I don't eat something after midnight, because if I do, your ass is grass.

:lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newfie
31st-July-2007, 00:45
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray_

You better hope I don't eat something after midnight, because if I do, your ass is grass.

:x

You'll eat my ass.
31st-July-2007, 00:46
Fer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

Someone from Newfoundland, a province of Canada. They speak funny and are isolated on an island. Centuries of inbreeding has yielded funny sounding people. We put them in cages and poke 'em with sticks or penises. It's at the owner's discretion.

Oh, I see.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray_

Southern U.S. American - Racism + Fishing + Cold weather + Fog = newfie.

That was a good description.

Now I know I don't know ANYTHING about Canada. :(
31st-July-2007, 00:48
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

Oh, I see.

That was a good description.

Now I know I don't know ANYTHING about Canada. :(

Good description, albeit biased and inaccurate.
31st-July-2007, 00:50
Anonymous

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

Good description, albeit biased and inaccurate.

Yeah! There's a lot more to rednecks than racism. They also like to get piss-drunk and watch cars go in circles.
31st-July-2007, 00:50
Evans

*vomits*

Someone needs to fix the template bug already.

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/5...titled3gi3.jpg
31st-July-2007, 00:50
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

Good description, albeit biased and inaccurate.

Hey, we're slow, drunk, inbred, gun crazy, and we all live in small towns where we fuck our uncles.

If that doesn't say redneck I don't know what does.

Well besides my uncles ass tattoo.

Yee HAW!

Err, attempt giving a better description so I can rape you. You'd have to forgive my shitty description for you see I'm a newfie. ANd therefore doing anything beyond fishing and fucking is beyond my capacity.
31st-July-2007, 00:51
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

Yeah! There's a lot more to rednecks than racism. They also like to get piss-drunk and watch cars go in circles.

piss-drunk isn't a redneck term.
31st-July-2007, 00:51
Ivolt

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

Oh, I see.

That was a good description.

Now I know I don't know ANYTHING about Canada. :(

Does anyone except Canadians?
31st-July-2007, 00:51
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

Yeah! There's a lot more to rednecks than racism. They also like to get piss-drunk and watch cars go in circles.

No no, I meant he forgot the mental retardation aspect.

Oh, right, rednecks.
31st-July-2007, 00:53
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray_

Hey, we're slow, drunk, inbred, gun crazy, and we all live in small towns where we fuck our uncles.

If that doesn't say redneck I don't know what does.

Well besides my uncles ass tattoo.

Yee HAW!

Err, attempt giving a better description so I can rape you. You'd have to forgive my shitty description for you see I'm a newfie. ANd therefore doing anything beyond fishing and fucking is beyond my capacity.

I don't care if you can jump through circles or add numbers, so long as you can fuck right. And left.
31st-July-2007, 00:53
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ivolt

Does anyone except Canadians?

Educated people?
31st-July-2007, 00:54
Anonymous

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

piss-drunk isn't a redneck term.

Sorry, how about "SHIT-FACED, JIMBO!"
31st-July-2007, 00:55
Evans

Nobuo Uematsu - [Final Fantasy VII Advent Children Original Soundtrack (CD2) #09] Sairin: Kata Tsubasa no Tenshi ~Advent:One-Winged Angel~
31st-July-2007, 00:57
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

Educated people?

Or people who'll read this:

Newfies: Lol rednecks.

Anyone west of quebec: See: Newfies

Anyone in the "north": gas sniffing natives

Manitoba: Nobody gives a shit.

Ontario: Picture california, now make the people dumber and hotter.

BC: Drugs, hookers, drugs, low budget movie filming.

Alberta: We all wish we were cowboys. Gay cowboys. Brokeback style.

Saskatchewan: Holy shit it's wheat!

Everything else is just empty space.
31st-July-2007, 00:57
Fer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ivolt

Does anyone except Canadians?

I know history about America, England, some European countries, manners, places and stuff.

That is what I do not know about Canada. :P
31st-July-2007, 00:58
Fer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray_

Ontario: Picture california, now make the people dumber and hotter.

I'll start saving money for my vacations.
31st-July-2007, 01:01
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray_

Or people who'll read this:

Newfies: Lol rednecks.

Anyone west of quebec: See: Newfies

Anyone in the "north": gas sniffing natives

Manitoba: Nobody gives a shit, probably empty.

Ontario: Picture california, now make the people dumber and hotter and square headed. Pooliticians.

BC: Drugs, hookers, drugs, low budget movie filming. Asians.

Alberta: We all wish we were cowboys. Gay cowboys. Brokeback style. Out of debt, thanks to oil sands.

Saskatchewan: Cornflakes in the making.

Everything else is just empty space/ice.

Added to it a bit.
31st-July-2007, 01:02
Anonymous

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...irkawesome.jpg
31st-July-2007, 01:02
Evans

According to his listing, Quebec's the only decent place.

WRONG.

Quebec: over taxation, Unions, French Canadian accent, lots of natives, separatists. Too close to Newfieland.
31st-July-2007, 01:04
Anonymous

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

Quebec: over taxation, Unions, French Canadian accent, lots of natives.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...edonotwant.jpg
31st-July-2007, 01:04
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

Sorry, how about "SHIT-FACED, JIMBO!"

YEEEEHAW!
31st-July-2007, 01:04
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

According to his listing, Quebec's the only decent place.

WRONG.

Quebec: over taxation, Unions, French Canadian accent, lots of natives. Too close to Newfieland.

I didn't mention quebec because I didn't want to scare the foreigners.
31st-July-2007, 01:04
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...edonotwant.jpg

Pretty much!
31st-July-2007, 01:05
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray_

I didn't mention quebec because I didn't want to scare the foreigners.

Just don't mention me, and it should be alright.
31st-July-2007, 01:05
Anonymous

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1.../usaflazor.jpg
31st-July-2007, 01:05
polobunny

That was some funny shit. Ha.
31st-July-2007, 01:06
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by polobunny

That was some funny shit. Ha.

Answer me question. It's a matter of national security.
31st-July-2007, 01:13
Fer!

I dunno, maybe I will step again in the US someday.

Only not in McAllen. =\
31st-July-2007, 01:13
Anonymous

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...man/buggod.jpg
31st-July-2007, 01:14
Anonymous

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1.../clippyihm.png
31st-July-2007, 01:16
Fer!

That one is interesting.
31st-July-2007, 01:16
Anonymous

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...eressparta.jpg
31st-July-2007, 01:16
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

I dunno, maybe I will step again in the US someday.

Only not in McAllen. =\

I remember. :/
31st-July-2007, 01:17
Anonymous

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...shesawoman.jpg
31st-July-2007, 01:18
Mikey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...shesawoman.jpg

:lol *thinks back to the Lisa Simpson/girls bad at math/all girls/all boys episode*
31st-July-2007, 01:20
Ivolt

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...shesawoman.jpg

Is it sad that I can actually answer the question?
31st-July-2007, 01:22
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ivolt

Is it sad that I can actually answer the question?

No.

Everyone with at least a ninth grade education should be able to.

Except sprung, but he's old so he doesn't count.

Or can't count.

I forget which.

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