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5th-March-2007, 04:55
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars

Hah. Clever.

I'll have you know that he works out these days. Lots, actually.

He somehow manages to eat and play video games while doing it though. :shrug:

Masturbating while wearing a wrist watch does not count as lifting weights.
5th-March-2007, 04:57
Strongbad

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Originally Posted by "Ray"

Either way, you're having pleasant thoughts about guys. That's gay. Balls will most surely be touching soon.

Yes. Friction burn on my tongue too. I sound funny.

No balls will be touching ever.

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

If video games taught me anything, I'd say she has a high charisma stat and either diplomacy or charm, and used that to turn you into a love slave.

Much like I did in that RPG porn classic Breast of Fire.

That was seriously hilarious.
5th-March-2007, 04:57
Elmdor

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

Masturbating while wearing a wrist watch does not count as lifting weights.

I told him something like that aswell.

Still.. how does he manage to eat, masturbate and play video games at the same time?

Stupid, talented danes..
5th-March-2007, 04:58
Banned

http://www.spinquad.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17281
5th-March-2007, 04:59
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars

I told him something like that aswell.

Still.. how does he manage to eat, masturbate and play video games at the same time?

Stupid, talented danes..

http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/3749
5th-March-2007, 05:00
Elmdor

Yeah, seeing as I once made a flash movie I like to think that I'm a flash artist. Therefore I don't click ebaumsworld links.

Christ, when did I become so fucking geeky?
5th-March-2007, 05:00
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by banned

http://www.spinquad.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17281

And thus, Banned launched his stellar career as a manequin head designer.
5th-March-2007, 05:01
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars

Yeah, seeing as I once made a flash movie I like to think that I'm a flash artist. Therefore I don't click ebaumsworld links.

Christ, when did I become so fucking geeky?

It's crusher on a treadmill....well, for a minute anyway.
5th-March-2007, 05:02
Elmdor

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

It's crusher on a treadmill....well, for a minute anyway.

It's okay, he's not here so you can say "fatty" instead. :-3
5th-March-2007, 05:02
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

No balls will be touching ever.

That was seriously hilarious.

You're touching balls right now, aren't you!

Quote:

Originally Posted by NFM

I told him something like that aswell.

Still.. how does he manage to eat, masturbate and play video games at the same time?

Stupid, talented danes..

I have a theory.

I say that he probably kidnapped some of EP's former members and got them to help him. It explains where everyone went.

I'd say skinner is probably doing the feeding.

Deach is wanking him, because everyone knows deach touches cock.

And Springer is probably playing the games. Just because.
5th-March-2007, 05:02
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by banned

http://www.spinquad.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17281

Racist! Seriously though, that does look pretty well made, but what do I know?
5th-March-2007, 05:03
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars

It's okay, he's not here so you can say "fatty" instead. :-3

Ok...

It's crusher on a fatty, well for a munite anyway :P
5th-March-2007, 05:03
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by banned

http://www.spinquad.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17281

Got head?
5th-March-2007, 05:04
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

You're touching balls right now, aren't you!

Only my own though. I am only gay with myself.
5th-March-2007, 05:05
X-Head

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

Only my own though. I am only gay with myself.

LIES!!

You touched me one night in a movie theater:sad-no:
5th-March-2007, 05:06
Sprung

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Originally Posted by X-Head

LIES!!

You touched me one night in a movie theater:sad-no:

He said he was just admiring your technique.
5th-March-2007, 05:06
Elmdor

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

You're touching balls right now, aren't you!

I have a theory.

I say that he probably kidnapped some of EP's former members and got them to help him. It explains where everyone went.

I'd say skinner is probably doing the feeding.

Deach is wanking him, because everyone knows deach touches cock.

And Springer is probably playing the games. Just because.

:O! That explains everything.

But, wait.. what's Otomon doing? :O
5th-March-2007, 05:06
X-Head

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Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars

:O! That explains everything.

But, wait.. what's Otomon doing? :O

B&
5th-March-2007, 05:06
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

Only my own though. I am only gay with myself.

Balls were touched. It doesn't matter whether or not they're yours.

Therefore:

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/7...yposterxy5.jpg
5th-March-2007, 05:07
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars

:O! That explains everything.

But, wait.. what's Otomon doing? :O

Otomon is sending me hentai through MSN.

Like always.
5th-March-2007, 05:07
X-Head

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

He said he was just admiring your technique.

LIES!!

He was all over meh
5th-March-2007, 05:09
The Joker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Apparently she took "see the obvious" away from you too :P

my nuts? nope.
5th-March-2007, 05:09
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by X-Head

LIES!!

You touched me one night in a movie theater:sad-no:

No balls were touched and it was too dark for eye contact. Sure I touched your shaft but that is not the same as balls.

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

Balls were touched. It doesn't matter whether or not they're yours.

Therefore:

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/7...yposterxy5.jpg

Fantastic picture! I guess I was being gay, I am going to be sick.
5th-March-2007, 05:10
Elmdor

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

Otomon is sending me hentai through MSN.

Like always.

That little freak kept sendin me Incest Doushins or whatever they're called.

Like I don't know.. :smokin: Sister flashes boobs, brother takes out cock. Is it too soon to wisper Nobel Prize?
5th-March-2007, 05:12
Raype

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Originally Posted by Death Cube K

my nuts? nope.

Yes she did.

She's wearing them around her neck.

It's like a fucking trophy for the neck.

Like killing a rival pimp and stealing his bling.

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Originally Posted by Strongbad

No balls were touched and it was too dark for eye contact. Sure I touched your shaft but that is not the same as balls.

You touched his shaft?

You one bad mother-

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Originally Posted by strongbad

Fantastic picture! I guess I was being gay, I am going to be sick.

Film it. I'm going to upload it to my KKK website. It's proof that gays spit acid and are inhuman beats.

We plan to print hunting licenses later this week.
5th-March-2007, 05:14
The Joker

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

Otomon is sending me hentai through MSN.

Like always.

he's not online, lol.
5th-March-2007, 05:15
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars

That little freak kept sendin me Incest Doushins or whatever they're called.

Like I don't know.. :smokin: Sister flashes boobs, brother takes out cock. Is it too soon to wisper Nobel Prize?

Really? That seems too direct.

Usually it's more of a play wrestling match between the older brother and the little sister, then there's kissing and oh whoops, her shirt falls off. He gets hard, she giggles at "the bulge". He figures he's this far and they're alone, why not. Sister then reveals she has a crush on brother, then begins sucking that cock like it's made out of candy. Then her head explodes in a huge blast of semen and brain matter.

Brother is then left covered in blood and defiles the corpse through the neck hole.

It's hot.
5th-March-2007, 05:15
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

You touched his shaft?

You one bad mother-

What can I say? I just don't fuck around.

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

Film it. I'm going to upload it to my KKK website. It's proof that gays spit acid and are inhuman beats.

We plan to print hunting licenses later this week.

You sure that isn't a Christian website? Oh boy, I shouldn't have said that. To bad my backspace key is broken. I am going to hell for that one. Naw, I think I will be ok, my Jesus has a sense of humor.
5th-March-2007, 05:16
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

Really? That seems too direct.

Usually it's more of a play wrestling match between the older brother and the little sister, then there's kissing and oh whoops, her shirt falls off. He gets hard, she giggles at "the bulge". He figures he's this far and they're alone, why not. Sister then reveals she has a crush on brother, then begins sucking that cock like it's made out of candy. Then her head explodes in a huge blast of semen and brain matter.

Brother is then left covered in blood and defiles the corpse through the neck hole.

It's hot.

Your dreams must scare the hell out of your psychiatrist.
5th-March-2007, 05:16
Elmdor

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

Really? That seems too direct.

Usually it's more of a play wrestling match between the older brother and the little sister, then there's kissing and oh whoops, her shirt falls off. He gets hard, she giggles at "the bulge". He figures he's this far and they're alone, why not. Sister then reveals she has a crush on brother, then begins sucking that cock like it's made out of candy. Then her head explodes in a huge blast of semen and brain matter.

Brother is then left covered in blood and defiles the corpse through the neck hole.

It's hot.

Boo. Too much plot, I'd lose my hard on. :sad-no:
5th-March-2007, 05:17
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

Really? That seems too direct.

Usually it's more of a play wrestling match between the older brother and the little sister, then there's kissing and oh whoops, her shirt falls off. He gets hard, she giggles at "the bulge". He figures he's this far and they're alone, why not. Sister then reveals she has a crush on brother, then begins sucking that cock like it's made out of candy. Then her head explodes in a huge blast of semen and brain matter.

Brother is then left covered in blood and defiles the corpse through the neck hole.

It's hot.

I just achieved.
5th-March-2007, 05:17
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

I just achieved.

I look like I just got out of a pool.
5th-March-2007, 05:18
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

I look like I just got out of a pool.

^_^
5th-March-2007, 05:18
Elmdor

Oh, I mailed the KKK once when I was working on a school project.

A bastard named Travis said I was unworthy of his time, and they also didn't want the money I, for some reason, pretended I was willing to donate. I told him to fuck off, and that the southern black association of schools and colleges (or whatever) would get my money instead. He didn't reply. :(
5th-March-2007, 05:18
X-Head

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Originally Posted by Sprung

I look like I just got out of a pool.

Pool's Closed

How'd you get in:unhappy:

/gone
5th-March-2007, 05:19
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strongbad

You sure that isn't a Christian website? Oh boy, I shouldn't have said that. To bad my backspace key is broken. I am going to hell for that one. Naw, I think I will be ok, my Jesus has a sense of humor.

My Jesus is Mexican and buys me beer. He also has this weird thing with chinese food. He also pronounces it Hesus. Damn, those church dudes got it all wrong.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Your dreams must scare the hell out of your psychiatrist.

You should've seen me before I went to a shrink.

I could make people's ears bleed just by describing certain sexual acts.

They'd usually gouge their eyes out and go insane shortly after.
5th-March-2007, 05:19
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by X-Head

Pool's Closed

How'd you get in:unhappy:

/gone

I'm the maintenance man. I gots teh keyz.
5th-March-2007, 05:21
Strongbad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars

Oh, I mailed the KKK once when I was working on a school project.

A bastard named Travis said I was unworthy of his time, and they also didn't want the money I, for some reason, pretended I was willing to donate. I told him to fuck off, and that the southern black association of schools and colleges (or whatever) would get my money instead. He didn't reply. :(

What kind of school project?

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Ray"

My Jesus is Mexican and buys me beer. He also has this weird thing with chinese food. He also pronounces it Hesus. Damn, those church dudes got it all wrong.

What!!!?!?!?! Jesus is WHITE!
5th-March-2007, 05:22
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nazis From Mars

Boo. Too much plot, I'd lose my hard on. :sad-no:

The decent ones have plot to set the sex. Otherwise you'd open the book to find some dude nailing a cat while giving oral to another dude with absolutely no explaination of how they got there.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

I look like I just got out of a pool.

Damn kids hopping my fence again getting into my pool.

Quote:

Originally Posted by NFM

Oh, I mailed the KKK once when I was working on a school project.

A bastard named Travis said I was unworthy of his time, and they also didn't want the money I, for some reason, pretended I was willing to donate. I told him to fuck off, and that the southern black association of schools and colleges (or whatever) would get my money instead. He didn't reply.

I once emailed them 100's of times images of two black guys having sex with each other.

I picture some redneck exploding in anger somewhere.
5th-March-2007, 05:24
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by strongbad

What!!!?!?!?! Jesus is WHITE!

Nuh uh!

Unless he turned white because he bled to death.

You can get suprisingly pale due to severe blood loss.

Just ask that dude I sliced in two.

Oh how he screamed and screamed...

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