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17th-August-2007, 02:38
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

Many people say it's dangerous to use a cellphone during driving.

And it is.

If you're some nut who's using them while being at 120-130 kph. >___> I remember some idiot that almost gave me a front hit by driving like he was in Burnout in a 30-50 kph avenue. >_<

It's only dangerous for the uncoordinated ;)

And girls.
17th-August-2007, 02:38
Anonymous

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

Many people say it's dangerous to use a cellphone during driving.

And it is.

If you're some nut who's using them while being at 120-130 kph. >___> I remember some idiot that almost gave me a front hit by driving like he was in Burnout in a 30-50 kph avenue. >_<

Silly foreigners and your metric system.
17th-August-2007, 02:38
Fer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray_

Nah, mine usually involve abortion.

Did you grab your father's "stick shift"?

Just because I like you I won't do a comment/joke about your picture.
17th-August-2007, 02:38
Mr. Kenney

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

Many people say it's dangerous to use a cellphone during driving.

And it is.

If you're some nut who's using them while being at 120-130 kph. >___> I remember some idiot that almost gave me a front hit by driving like he was in Burnout in a 30-50 kph avenue. >_<

120kmh = 70mph... right?
17th-August-2007, 02:38
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

They usually involve pantyhose and lipstick.

No wait, those are Ray's accidents.

I never get tired of stories about women leaving the gas station with the hose plugged in the tank, still. Or those where they end up either going backwards or facing against traffic because they missed an exit. :XD:

Quote:

Originally Posted by See Her Pee

Need.. give.. rep...

DAMMIT. >_<

:P
17th-August-2007, 02:39
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strelok26

Im hard of living in Chernobyl! Theres nothing but Hazards...i guess i better go to a Street called fagot...

Your mom took Thalidimide, didn't she?
17th-August-2007, 02:39
Strelok26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

I'm eating peanut butter sammiches.

I never ate that...and i want do taste it
17th-August-2007, 02:39
Fer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

It's only dangerous for the uncoordinated ;)

And girls.

Cell Loud Speakers are there for a reason...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

Silly foreigners and your metric system.

Silly virgins who haven't had backseat fun.
17th-August-2007, 02:39
Anonymous

You should try learning english before you start speaking it.
17th-August-2007, 02:39
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney

120kmh = 70mph... right?

60 mph ~ 100 kmh

So, just about.
17th-August-2007, 02:40
Mr. Kenney

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strelok26

I never ate that...and i want do taste it

Is that some sort-of pick up line? ...maybe a sexual innuendo?
17th-August-2007, 02:40
Strelok26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Your mom took Thalidimide, didn't she?

uh...Fuck that shit?
17th-August-2007, 02:40
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

Just because I like you I won't do a comment/joke about your picture.

Do it you pansy.

:P
17th-August-2007, 02:41
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

Cell Loud Speakers are there for a reason...

Dialing the cellphone is what gets people into wrecks, not talking on it ;)
17th-August-2007, 02:41
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strelok26

uh...Fuck that shit?

Well, that explains a lot.
17th-August-2007, 02:41
Anonymous

Also, Fer.

My friend got caught going 120mph on a 55mph highway.

In a Chevy Lumina minivan.
17th-August-2007, 02:41
Fer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney

120kmh = 70mph... right?

Yup.

Thing is, I swear I screamed like a girl when I saw the damn van coming my way. :P

Wait a minute, van?

Quote:

It's only dangerous for the uncoordinated

And girls.

Now it makes sense. :wacko:
17th-August-2007, 02:42
Anonymous

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Dialing the cellphone is what gets people into wrecks, not talking on it ;)

I text message behind the wheel.
17th-August-2007, 02:42
Mr. Kenney

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

Also, Fer.

My friend got caught going 120mph on a 55mph highway.

In a Chevy Lumina minivan.

http://www.autofarmusa.com/94%20Chev...na%20van-2.jpg

This picture screams "CHEEZY, RIDE ME FAST!"
17th-August-2007, 02:42
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

I text message behind the wheel.

Make sure someone backs up then ;)
17th-August-2007, 02:43
Fer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Dialing the cellphone is what gets people into wrecks, not talking on it ;)

Voice-dialing? Or whatever is the name of that opeion. :P

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheezymadman

Also, Fer.

My friend got caught going 120mph on a 55mph highway.

In a Chevy Lumina minivan.

At least he had his eyes on the road. :shrug:
17th-August-2007, 02:43
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney

Hungary for Cock.

I own that DVD.

National Sex-o-graphic edition.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

It's only dangerous for the uncoordinated ;)

And girls.

Again with the unnecessary distinctions... O_o
17th-August-2007, 02:44
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

Voice-dialing? Or whatever is the name of that opeion. :P

Nah, just pull off the road or dial before you leave ;)
17th-August-2007, 02:44
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

Again with the unnecessary distinctions... O_o

I was waiting for that. I thought you had forgotten me ;)
17th-August-2007, 02:45
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/7...ohuh9kwgc7.jpg

This picture screams "CHEEZY, RIDE ME FAST!"
17th-August-2007, 02:45
Strelok26

Anyone heard of mutants?
17th-August-2007, 02:45
Mr. Kenney

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strelok26

Anyone heard of mutants?

No, please enlighten me. Is that word Latin??
17th-August-2007, 02:46
Elmdor Rizer

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o...s/DSC01600.jpg

This picture always makes me smile. It's so "I'm going to fucking kill you, you motherfucker". Ah.. good times.
17th-August-2007, 02:46
Fer!

:lol

I'm not talking about me, but I have seen many friends of me doing that. o_O I keep my cellphone on silent while I drive. If I still have minutes I'll return the calls back, unless I am awaiting a call, I do the pull over and talk thing.
17th-August-2007, 02:46
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney

http://www.autofarmusa.com/94%20Chev...na%20van-2.jpg

This picture screams "CHEEZY, RIDE ME FAST!"

Porsche can just close their factories.
17th-August-2007, 02:47
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strelok26

Anyone heard of mutants?

You mean like the Flying Strongbad?
17th-August-2007, 02:47
Strelok26

Nevermind ill be Somewhere saying "Im a freaking shitty flamer"
17th-August-2007, 02:47
Mr. Kenney

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evans

Porsche can just close their factories.

Indeed. The 911 ain't got shit on that V6 beauty.
17th-August-2007, 02:48
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o...s/DSC01600.jpg

This picture screams "CHEEZY, RIDE ME FAST!"
17th-August-2007, 02:48
Elmdor Rizer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Cheezy, ride me fast

That too. Bad timing. :P
17th-August-2007, 02:51
Strelok26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray_

You mean like the Flying Strongbad?

WTF?! Lol Flying Strongbad
17th-August-2007, 02:51
Evans

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

I was waiting for that. I thought you had forgotten me ;)

Leaving me messages to reply to? Getting creepy, there, man. :P

Quote:

Originally Posted by See Her Pee

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o...s/DSC01600.jpg

This picture always makes me smile. It's so "I'm going to fucking kill you, you motherfucker". Ah.. good times.

*fapfapfapfapfapfap...*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

:lol

I'm not talking about me, but I have seen many friends of me doing that. o_O I keep my cellphone on silent while I drive. If I still have minutes I'll return the calls back, unless I am awaiting a call, I do the pull over and talk thing.

Good man.
17th-August-2007, 02:51
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by See Her Pee

That too. Bad timing. :P

You're either in a small car, or you're pretty tall.

:low2: everyone is tall these days.
17th-August-2007, 02:52
Mr. Kenney

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

You're either in a small car, or you're pretty tall.

:low2: everyone is tall these days.

You're just short.

Like a little rolly polly.
17th-August-2007, 02:52
Fer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray_

You mean like the Flying Strongbad?

The Flying Strongbad killed the Amazonas in less than an hour.

His next target, the rainforests around the world.

Ents, you guys are screwed.

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