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Thread: The Wangout: Evans is a bitch named Krystal. But why is she screwing Jason!?

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    Also, Fer.

    My friend got caught going 120mph on a 55mph highway.

    In a Chevy Lumina minivan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney View Post
    120kmh = 70mph... right?
    Yup.

    Thing is, I swear I screamed like a girl when I saw the damn van coming my way.


    Wait a minute, van?


    It's only dangerous for the uncoordinated

    And girls.
    Now it makes sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Dialing the cellphone is what gets people into wrecks, not talking on it
    I text message behind the wheel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    Also, Fer.

    My friend got caught going 120mph on a 55mph highway.

    In a Chevy Lumina minivan.


    This picture screams "CHEEZY, RIDE ME FAST!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    I text message behind the wheel.
    Make sure someone backs up then

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Dialing the cellphone is what gets people into wrecks, not talking on it
    Voice-dialing? Or whatever is the name of that opeion.


    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    Also, Fer.

    My friend got caught going 120mph on a 55mph highway.

    In a Chevy Lumina minivan.
    At least he had his eyes on the road.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney View Post
    Hungary for Cock.

    I own that DVD.
    National Sex-o-graphic edition.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    It's only dangerous for the uncoordinated

    And girls.
    Again with the unnecessary distinctions... O_o

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    Voice-dialing? Or whatever is the name of that opeion.
    Nah, just pull off the road or dial before you leave

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Again with the unnecessary distinctions... O_o
    I was waiting for that. I thought you had forgotten me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney View Post


    This picture screams "CHEEZY, RIDE ME FAST!"

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    Anyone heard of mutants?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strelok26 View Post
    Anyone heard of mutants?
    No, please enlighten me. Is that word Latin??

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    This picture always makes me smile. It's so "I'm going to fucking kill you, you motherfucker". Ah.. good times.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    I'm not talking about me, but I have seen many friends of me doing that. I keep my cellphone on silent while I drive. If I still have minutes I'll return the calls back, unless I am awaiting a call, I do the pull over and talk thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kenney View Post


    This picture screams "CHEEZY, RIDE ME FAST!"
    Porsche can just close their factories.

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