Strongbad: Are you alright!?Quote:
Originally Posted by Necrosnake
Girl: where am I? I fell asleep? I had a dream I was flying.
Strongbad: Yes... A dream :whistle:
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Strongbad: Are you alright!?Quote:
Originally Posted by Necrosnake
Girl: where am I? I fell asleep? I had a dream I was flying.
Strongbad: Yes... A dream :whistle:
lol double entrande. nice 1 ray. *waits for bow*
I BOW TO NO MAN!Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
( :pwnd: )
Hey, I was jacked up on caffiene pills.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
Yes. And they contained caffeiene.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
I totally did not swap them with sugar pills.
:dread:
i was refering to diane.Quote:
Originally Posted by Necrosnake
diane tried to bluff me by saying if i fuck laura's myspace up she'll never talk to me again. diane got called out on it. i'm still gonna do it.
Are you saying you tried to kill me?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
That turns me on.
hehe, nothing like knowing a girl won't leave you. no matter what (in reasonable lenght)
Why is your former (and secret) girlfriend picking up for your current (and soon to be former) girlfriend?Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
Did I miss something?
Also, keep your shit separated.
Indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
Although if I've learned one thing, it's never say never.
That shit tends to bite you in the ass.
"Dude, she won't leave me. I can do whatever the fuck I want"
Ray: "No, she'll leave you. Eventually"
1 week later
"Ray, dude, you were right! She's nailing some other guy an- RAY!"
Ray: "Come back in an hour, then we'll talk... actually, make it 2"
Lols were had by all. Except him. He later shot himself. Guess he really wasn't shooting blanks :wacko:
I know it does baby.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Say, how about you and me take a long walk into the woods?
You take the shovel, I'll bring the axe.
diane said revenge is worthless
diane said she can tell that i have "something" for laura.
d doesn't know i just wanna cum in laura's mouth
d said if i screw up l's myspace (revenge) she'll never talk to me again.
i'm gonna do it, just to see if d will really never speak to me again
d is bluffing i know it.
Somebody film this guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
I expect an assraping of epic proportions coming.
Also, "something" doesn't mean you want a little "something". At least when it comes to women. You're hiding the fact that you love the whale. Phreak. Yes. With a Ph. Major phreakage.
Can I come too?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
so, do you ever get tired of being wrong. I mean when this blows up in your face, don't come crying to good ol' EP that you fucked up with Diane. Later everybosy. 3 hours before I wake up to take my test.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
the catcher in the rye cover was a dead give away this guy was fake.
in my favour: many a time have i claimed not to have aim. louie did, plus im not admitting.
not in my favour: gnr, buckethead, the beach blog, the writing style (Sentence, sentence.), knowing the last guy she fucked before me, the name Lucifer, rite aid (clone of walgreen's) and the band name is a title of a gnr song.
love? no. tired of bullshit, she's always telling me oh, i love swallowing. but i never got the chance.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
i just wanna use her for what sahe's good for.
also diane siad she won't want to swallow, just maybe if she's drunk. so that's why i want to do it with laura.
Man, these things called Spritz are more fucking awesome than popeye's chicken!
It's like, Strawberry flavoured carbonated water. And it doesn't taste like shitty fake strawberry shit, it actually tastes like real strawberries!
Maybe next week.Quote:
Originally Posted by Necrosnake
We're taking a boating trip.
U R LEET. G'night :wav:
Yeah, but who'd call him on it? Nobody in california reads. Least of all Catcher in the Rye. Which is probably more known due to it being on the recent readings list of antisocial nutbags, murderers, and kids trying to look cool than due to it's actual literary importance.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
Even if you don't, you'll slip up eventually.
Yeah. You really should've varied your alternate personality a lot more. Go nuts, make him sound a lot unlike you, make him obsessed with shit people don't know you like, that sort of thing. Also, pick a better name. Really, Lucifer? Come the fuck on. If he were goth or his parents were satanists, maybe. But even then it's a stretch. Might as well call him Stalin McHitler.
corey, if i fuck up, it's not like i can't get none. shit i'm 2 for 5 in making girls love me.
karla: never met, no chance of scoring. plus i didn't want to do a virgin.
angelina: too much like my sister in law. (i lost big time, she loves anal sex)
diane: scored.
laura: scored.
andrea: once i told her the the truth she gives me the old "Oh, you're breaking up!!!" on the tele. :(
and she said i remembered too much, and that was weird.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
but c'mon, even the title of the book gives away the kaiser sosay ending she tried to pull on me.
yeah, i should have asked corey to make it. the name was just to see if she was that dumb.
man i was saving ol' S McH for Diane, how'd you know?
dood i even started talking to angie with louie, she's dumb. :XD:
Like I said, it's a fucking lure. Also, aside from that it's probably something. I can be sure of this and all that. You got the hots for fatty. You're pissed at her, but you still like her. Which fails massively.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
Har. Its swallowing. It's not like there's a skill to it. Also, ironic that the fat chick is good at swalling. Just plain lol worthy I say.
But that presents a challenge. You see getting something from a whore is low grade stuff. Getting something a chick claims she won't do what you got is worth several million man points. Which is about the only way to get out of your pit at this point.
Not like it's that hard. These are still high school girls, yes? They toss love around like it's required to say it to everyone they date.Quote:
Originally Posted by vlame
No girl whose first letter is K is a virgin. So says I.
well at least she's not too much like your mom :wacko:
Cell phones: the perfect excuse to du...oh whats that *pfff* you're breaking *dial tone*
hmm, no. not after what i found in her myspace. :( i just wanna nut on her, and maybe accidanal. :wacko:Quote:
Like I said, it's a fucking lure. Also, aside from that it's probably something. I can be sure of this and all that. You got the hots for fatty. You're pissed at her, but you still like her. Which fails massively.
Well, i just havent gotten the chance in awhile.Quote:
Har. Its swallowing. It's not like there's a skill to it. Also, ironic that the fat chick is good at swalling. Just plain lol worthy I say.
so if i get her to do it, i won't be a filure? atleast to myself?Quote:
But that presents a challenge. You see getting something from a whore is low grade stuff. Getting something a chick claims she won't do what you got is worth several million man points. Which is about the only way to get out of your pit at this point.
or so i've been shown.Quote:
Not like it's that hard. These are still high school girls, yes? They toss love around like it's required to say it to everyone they date.
no karla was she wanted me to buy her a dildo cos i was 18 at the time i was talking to her.Quote:
No girl whose first letter is K is a virgin. So says I.
well at least she's not too much like your mom :wacko:
Cell phones: the perfect excuse to du...oh whats that *pfff* you're breaking *dial tone*
*barf* i hope no one here sees my mom. :(
yeah, the bitch. and she started having feelings for louie :XD:
Yeah. Smart people scare fat people. It's a fact.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
Hey, you're the one bullshitting an entire personality. Honestly you're more like Kaiser. Actually on second though, Kaiser is too cool to be like you.
She is. Truthfully.
I just did. Also, Napoleon Marx sent me a copy of your plan.
So you're still talking to a chick you have no interest in? And you're not friend zoned? Dude, you have issues.
it sucks because no matter where i go to kiss laura she prolly got cum there. mouth, back, tits, etc....
Shit, my arm hurts...it feels like it's gonna fall. >_>
Oh wait, maybe an eye will pop from my elbow, that's gonna be kewl. :D
i meant she tried to tell me it was easy to figure out because of usual suspects, pfft, like i even saw that boring movie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray.
no, i just like giving some girls a bit of hope, she told me to hook her up with Yves on my friends list, what a retard. i said you wouldn't like him, he's attractive. :XD: it was pewlz! :lol
how do i have issues b/c of that? no i am in the friend zone. her fat ass signs on msn just for me.Quote:
So you're still talking to a chick you have no interest in? And you're not friend zoned? Dude, you have issues.
But up until then you did. Therefore, you still do. Regardless of her myspace whoring.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
I honestly feel sorry for you. Chicks can make you drop the white one. It's just sad as fuck. Also, I'd never take prolonged fucking over being able to release. Ever.Quote:
Well, i just havent gotten the chance in awhile.
Basically, yes. It'd be a step up from getting it from someone who does it. Fucking whores gives you less man points. They're really only good for levelling up your penis, or perhaps preventing you from blowing your brains out when you can't get laid. Not that I've ever had this problem, being the walking pile of manliness that I am. But some people likely have problems sticking it in.Quote:
so if i get her to do it, i won't be a filure? atleast to myself?
In the ass.Quote:
or so i've been shown.
I'd do it. But then again, I've been known to buy women odd gifts. They're normally freaked out by sex shops. On the plus side, I got "paid". Oh yeah. Also, this is often where you say "I'll be your dildo" or something of that nature. It's normally just them wanting to get it on with you. Although sometimes they really do just want you to buy them a dildo and are afraid of getting raped by the dude running the local sex shop.Quote:
no karla was she wanted me to buy her a dildo cos i was 18 at the time i was talking to her.
*barf* i hope no one here sees my mom. :(
yeah, the bitch. and she started having feelings for louie :XD:
I doubt I'd want to.
Did he dump her? Y/N
Still at work
Bash and churn.
That's the problem with dating whores, I tell you. Go for upper level whores, or whores that are only whores with their boyfriends. Those are the best kind. And they're a lot more common than you'd think.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
Then you can watch your back all the time. It'd work great if you ever have to "turn around" so a girl can get changed. Winnar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fer!
You're remaining attached to a girl you have no interest in. Supposedly. Also you probably linked her to lucy. Therefore you're fucking nutty.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
Go. To. Hell. Go. Directly. To. Hell. Do. Not. Pass. Purgatory. Do. Not. Collect. 200. Dollars.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
So you're trying to do charity? Eh, I prefer to do women NAMED charity. Mostly strippers. Odd how that works eh?
kinda, now i know diane is right for me.Quote:
But up until then you did. Therefore, you still do. Regardless of her myspace whoring.
i just was afraid to bust 1, cos i would be stuck with laura FOREVER. if she had my kid.....Quote:
I honestly feel sorry for you. Chicks can make you drop the white one. It's just sad as fuck. Also, I'd never take prolonged fucking over being able to release. Ever.
hmm, i said but you love me right?Quote:
Basically, yes. It'd be a step up from getting it from someone who does it. Fucking whores gives you less man points. They're really only good for levelling up your penis, or perhaps preventing you from blowing your brains out when you can't get laid. Not that I've ever had this problem, being the walking pile of manliness that I am. But some people likely have problems sticking it in.
I shouldn't have to do something because i love you.
ALL WOMEN SHOULD LOL
is that so much ot ask for?Quote:
In the ass.
in his case she was 17.Quote:
I'd do it. But then again, I've been known to buy women odd gifts. They're normally freaked out by sex shops. On the plus side, I got "paid". Oh yeah. Also, this is often where you say "I'll be your dildo" or something of that nature. It's normally just them wanting to get it on with you. Although sometimes they really do just want you to buy them a dildo and are afraid of getting raped by the dude running the local sex shop.
gewdQuote:
I doubt I'd want to.
i told her i was me. jon. cos i thought that if she knew it was me truly, she'd still like me, turns out she was shallow.Quote:
Did he dump her? Y/N
Just changed my Username glow like 5 times and it didnt cost a thing.@_@
she is one of those, she only did all of this shot with pete, her 1st srs bf. i'm laura's 2nd srs bf.Quote:
That's the problem with dating whores, I tell you. Go for upper level whores, or whores that are only whores with their boyfriends. Those are the best kind. And they're a lot more common than you'd think.
no i just like saying hi you can't suck me.Quote:
You're remaining attached to a girl you have no interest in. Supposedly. Also you probably linked her to lucy. Therefore you're fucking nutty.
but US was so long.Quote:
Go. To. Hell. Go. Directly. To. Hell. Do. Not. Pass. Purgatory. Do. Not. Collect. 200. Dollars.
kinda see:above.Quote:
So you're trying to do charity? Eh, I prefer to do women NAMED charity. Mostly strippers. Odd how that works eh?
"no i just like...."
the real question has 2 parts.
1: Did anyone get kneecapped?
2: Will you put some hot sauce on my burrito?
If both answers are no,
we have a complete failiure.
If one answer is no,
we have a semifailiure.
If we get two yes' thats an instant win.
See, Diane is right. You do still have SOME feelings for her. Just don't let her get hooked on the "you love your ex" or "your ex fucked you up" trip. What a gigantic pain in the ass that whole thing is.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
It doesn't work that way anymore. Really. Deadbeat dads and so on. Also, you can't get mouth pregnant. If you could, I'd have fathered a billion children by now.Quote:
i just was afraid to bust 1, cos i would be stuck with laura FOREVER. if she had my kid.....
The love card? Men can't play that one. Sorry. It's in the rule book. Men can only play the "shut it bitch" card. And only certain men can do that. And it often has negative status effects.Quote:
hmm, i said but you love me right?
I shouldn't have to do something because i love you.
ALL WOMEN SHOULD LOL
And yes, women should do shit for their men. Otherwise they deserve to be ditched and/or cheated on.
No, but some girls are avoidant of ass sex. Apparently it's "icky" and "gross" and "hurts". These are the same women that don't mind gagging deep on a giant cock.Quote:
is that so much ot ask for?
Your point?Quote:
in his case she was 17.
:lol Well women can be as shallow as any guy. They're just better at hiding it.Quote:
i told her i was me. jon. cos i thought that if she knew it was me truly, she'd still like me, turns out she was shallow.
http://www.wefoundyou.net/photo13.php
someone load that and tell me if it's me.
No, she's not. They don't cheat. Ever. They just get skanky with current boyfriends. Also, if she's not the village bicycle, I'd be suprised.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
Tease. Failure. Teases all fail. ALWAYS!Quote:
no i just like saying hi you can't suck me.
So is my penis, that doesn't mean it's not enjoyable. Also US is great. If you can't see that, kill yourself. With bricksQuote:
but US was so long.
I see.Quote:
kinda see:above.
"no i just like...."
Also, teases still fail.
Semi failure it is then.Quote:
Originally Posted by dino
Ummm no.Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
Random exe trying to run?,
think ill skip that
It's frozen in ice and shall be thawed out in the year 3000!Quote:
Originally Posted by V|_@M3
diane isn't a giult tripper. i am the 1337357 guilt tripperQuote:
See, Diane is right. You do still have SOME feelings for her. Just don't let her get hooked on the "you love your ex" or "your ex fucked you up" trip. What a gigantic pain in the ass that whole thing is.
i know, i was trying to say she hasn't sucked me off in ages inconspicously, you just wanted to read that didn't you?Quote:
It doesn't work that way anymore. Really. Deadbeat dads and so on. Also, you can't get mouth pregnant. If you could, I'd have fathered a billion children by now.
o, yes we can. i'll see to it i get nal for msome girl if she wans't orgianally willing.Quote:
The love card? Men can't play that one. Sorry. It's in the rule book. Men can only play the "shut it bitch" card. And only certain men can do that. And it often has negative status effects.
exactly why i fucked laura, cos diane was gone.Quote:
And yes, women should do shit for their men. Otherwise they deserve to be ditched and/or cheated on.
exactly why i kissed a girl at a party 2 months ago.
exactly why i'm leaving laura for diane.
sodomy is sodomy :shrug:Quote:
No, but some girls are avoidant of ass sex. Apparently it's "icky" and "gross" and "hurts". These are the same women that don't mind gagging deep on a giant cock.
she couldn't buy her own.Quote:
Your point?
i know that now....Quote:
:lol Well women can be as shallow as any guy. They're just better at hiding it.
ok so she didn't cheat.Quote:
No, she's not. They don't cheat. Ever. They just get skanky with current boyfriends. Also, if she's not the village bicycle, I'd be suprised.
:(Quote:
Tease. Failure. Teases all fail. ALWAYS!
bryan singer is horrible, who helps cast hugh jackman as wolvie? GLENN DANZIG PLZ!Quote:
So is my penis, that doesn't mean it's not enjoyable. Also US is great. If you can't see that, kill yourself. With bricks