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Originally Posted by Raype

You mean mother?

*takes out rotting corpse*

Mother, you're looking lovely today

What's that mother?

You want me to kill Tanthias and eat his liver?

No mother, I can't. Don't make me...

Yes mother.

*reaches for knife*

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Hello Mr. Bates.

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Originally Posted by Evans

Ha ha, mamma's boy.

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What's that mother?

You want me to say that to Evans?

Alright.

Mother says "your mom".

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Originally Posted by Tanthias

Hello Mr. Bates.

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I prefer "Master" Bates, actually.

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Originally Posted by Raype

Impartiality can be fixed easily *tears off shirt, begins thrusting*

Dude, it's going to snow any minute, get to blooming already :wacko:

Oh god, you'll likely blast off enough sexual energy that everyone withing 500 miles will orgasm so violently they'll explode. :wacko:

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You're both the sexual therapist, and the cure that said therapist administers? :wacko:

Myaa. I'm quite happy as a spritely green shoot, thank you. Blooming seems like more effort than it's worth. ^_^

It doesn't help that everyone in my immediate vicinity has been subjected to my frigid aura for years. They're not ready for an explosion of that magnitude. :wacko:

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'Frigid Aura' sounds like an RPG spell.

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Originally Posted by Raype

What's that mother?

You want me to say that to Evans?

Alright.

Mother says "your mom".

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*glances at maggot-infested cadaver*

Even dead, she's got something squirming on top of her.

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Originally Posted by Raype

I prefer "Master" Bates, actually.

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He edited it out...

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Originally Posted by Evans

Ask Ed. :wacko:

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Guu... ;__; If I hadn't already given my soul to Lilith, I'd totally be one of Morrigan's bats right now.

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But Lilith asked me so nicely. ;__; I couldn't say no. ^_^

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Originally Posted by Elin

You're both the sexual therapist, and the cure that said therapist administers? :wacko:

Myaa. I'm quite happy as a spritely green shoot, thank you. Blooming seems like more effort than it's worth. ^_^

It doesn't help that everyone in my immediate vicinity has been subjected to my frigid aura for years. They're not ready for an explosion of that magnitude. :wacko:

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'Frigid Aura' sounds like an RPG spell.

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Frigid Damsel!

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Originally Posted by Evans

Frigid Damsel!

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That was it! ^_^

TEAAAAARRR INTO PIECES!

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Originally Posted by Elin

You're both the sexual therapist, and the cure that said therapist administers? :wacko:

Myaa. I'm quite happy as a spritely green shoot, thank you. Blooming seems like more effort than it's worth. ^_^

It doesn't help that everyone in my immediate vicinity has been subjected to my frigid aura for years. They're not ready for an explosion of that magnitude. :wacko:

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'Frigid Aura' sounds like an RPG spell.

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I like to multitask. I'm very "hands on". Not to mention "pants off". :wacko:

But then the bees will starve, do you WANT to starve the bees? :wacko:

Frigid? I find that hard to believe :P

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Originally Posted by Evans

*glances at maggot-infested cadaver*

Even dead, she's got something squirming on top of her.

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She's never been this thin either.

What? No mother, I didn't imply you were fat.

NO MOTHER, DON'T HIT ME!

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Originally Posted by Raype

I prefer "Master" Bates, actually.

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I seriously thought about putting "Master Bates, right?" but figured it would sound too generic...

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Originally Posted by Raype

She's never been this thin either.

What? No mother, I didn't imply you were fat.

NO MOTHER, DON'T HIT ME!

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Hawt. You've been a bad boy. You need to be corrected.

:polo:

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Originally Posted by Tanthias

I seriously thought about putting "Master Bates, right?" but figured it would sound too generic...

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And you did. I saw'd it.

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Originally Posted by Evans

Hawt. You've been a bad boy. You need to be corrected.

:polo:

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:gimp:

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Originally Posted by Evans

And you did. I saw'd it.

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Yeah, after rereading it though, I figured it wouldn't be as funny as I thought at first....