The GTA IV Out: TOUCH MY PECS!

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23rd-March-2011, 04:11
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

Lactose intolerance is a bitch. :Low:

This.

Chocolate milk is only good on it's way in.
23rd-March-2011, 04:12
Lee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Involuntarily.

Peenis.

In you're bummhole.
23rd-March-2011, 04:12
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee

Peenis.

In you're bummhole.

oops
23rd-March-2011, 04:12
Drageuth

Hurmph.
23rd-March-2011, 04:13
Kermit Da Frog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

This.

Chocolate milk is only good on it's way in.

"Hey 'Kermit', do you want some queso? It's fresh and hot!"

"FUCK YOU GUYS I'M OUT OF LACTOSE PILLS!"

Story of my life.
23rd-March-2011, 04:13
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drageuth

Hurmph.

It's ok, pops. We'll stay off your yard.
/walks on yard
23rd-March-2011, 04:13
Kermit Da Frog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drageuth

Hurmph.

Dick in your mouth?
23rd-March-2011, 04:14
Lee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

This.

Chocolate milk is only good on it's way in.

Implying your body somehow produces chocolate milk?
23rd-March-2011, 04:14
Wyrm

Well guys, its been real, and its been fun, but it aint been real fun. Im drunk and its time for bed :bed:
23rd-March-2011, 04:14
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

"Hey 'Kermit', do you want some queso? It's fresh and hot!"

"FUCK YOU GUYS I'M OUT OF LACTOSE PILLS!"

Story of my life.

:lol

Gonna be a bitch when you knock up the old lady. MILK EVERYWHERE
23rd-March-2011, 04:15
Drageuth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

I proceeded to then date her sister Allison. Who is like Alberta.

Slightly mountainous, huge ego, and constantly getting drilled by newfies.

:gaffaw:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

It's ok, pops. We'll stay off your yard.
/walks on yard

YOU DAMN KIDS! :fist:

I have nothing to drink. :( Fetch Daddy a beer.
23rd-March-2011, 04:15
Kermit Da Frog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

:lol

Gonna be a bitch when you knock up the old lady. MILK EVERYWHERE

Does breast milk have lactose? *goes to google*
23rd-March-2011, 04:16
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee

Implying your body somehow produces chocolate milk?

Yes, that's exactly what I meant.
23rd-March-2011, 04:16
Lee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drageuth

Hurmph.

Chaynge you're Usur Titule! :0:
23rd-March-2011, 04:16
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by BongFart

Well guys, its been real, and its been fun, but it aint been real fun. Im drunk and its time for bed :bed:

:wav:
23rd-March-2011, 04:16
Drageuth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

Does breast milk have lactose? *goes to google*

Different kind of lactose. But it does contain it.
23rd-March-2011, 04:16
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

Does breast milk have lactose? *goes to google*

Of course it does.
23rd-March-2011, 04:17
Drageuth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee

Chaynge you're Usur Titule! :0:

Once everyone stops thinking about my nut, I will. :wacko:
23rd-March-2011, 04:17
Kermit Da Frog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

Does breast milk have lactose? *goes to google*

Yes. Yes it does. :Low:
23rd-March-2011, 04:17
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

Yes. Yes it does. :Low:

:rofl:

This is so much win
23rd-March-2011, 04:18
Kermit Da Frog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drageuth

Once everyone stops thinking about my nut, I will. :wacko:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoVb6-s-wEA
23rd-March-2011, 04:18
Kermit Da Frog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

:rofl:

This is so much win

Life sucks donkey dicks.
23rd-March-2011, 04:18
Lee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Yes, that's exactly what I meant.

Didn't even know you had a black penis.
23rd-March-2011, 04:19
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

Life sucks donkey dicks.

You could probably get away with that and not have to take a pill ;)
23rd-March-2011, 04:19
Drageuth

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Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

Yes. Yes it does. :Low:

You seem shocked by this. :P

If you're really lucky, you can try some of the colostrum. That probably doesn't contain lactose.
23rd-March-2011, 04:19
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee

Didn't even know you had a black penis.

Medicine has come a long way.

Not as far as this new black dick of mine comes, but somewhat close.

PEW PEW
23rd-March-2011, 04:20
Kermit Da Frog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

You could probably get away with that and not have to take a pill ;)

Now I just have to:

Knock her up

Convince her to let me drink

Get it aborted

Live life

:kermitwacko:
23rd-March-2011, 04:20
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drageuth

You seem shocked by this. :P

If you're really lucky, you can try some of the colostrum. That probably doesn't contain lactose.

It's fun grossing out the boys, innit? :lol
23rd-March-2011, 04:21
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

Now I just have to:

Knock her up

Convince her to let me drink

Get it aborted

Live life

:kermitwacko:

I meant the donkey dick.
23rd-March-2011, 04:22
Drageuth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

It's fun grossing out the boys, innit? :lol

Man, the shit that I've seen... :dread: I could tell these young whippersnappers stories that will haunt their dreams forever.

FOREVER
23rd-March-2011, 04:22
Kermit Da Frog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

I meant the donkey dick.

Oh. Well that works too.

Mr. Hands 2: The Restretchening, here I come.
23rd-March-2011, 04:24
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drageuth

Man, the shit that I've seen... :dread: I could tell these young whippersnappers stories that will haunt their dreams forever.

FOREVER

It's a wonder us dad's survive as long as we do :P
23rd-March-2011, 04:29
Drageuth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

It's a wonder us dad's survive as long as we do :P

She at least got an epidural during the delivery! Those bastards didn't give me nothin'! I wanted to claw my eyes out and run screaming down the hallway.
23rd-March-2011, 04:29
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drageuth

She at least got an epidural during the delivery! Those bastards didn't give me nothin'! I wanted to claw my eyes out and run screaming down the hallway.

:rofl:
23rd-March-2011, 04:31
Drageuth

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Originally Posted by Sprung

:rofl:

:doink:

Oh God, the placenta...
23rd-March-2011, 04:32
Kermit Da Frog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drageuth

She at least got an epidural during the delivery! Those bastards didn't give me nothin'! I wanted to claw my eyes out and run screaming down the hallway.

I bet your vagina dilates whenever you think back to that time.
23rd-March-2011, 04:32
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drageuth

:doink:

Oh God, the placenta...

Check your rep :lol

I'm off to bed :wav:
23rd-March-2011, 04:33
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

I bet your vagina dilates whenever you think back to that time.

My taint hurts when I think about it.
23rd-March-2011, 04:34
Drageuth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog

I bet your vagina dilates whenever you think back to that time.

Only a little bit. :blush:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Check your rep :lol

I'm off to bed :wav:

:rofl:
23rd-March-2011, 04:35
Drageuth

Night Sprung. :wav:

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