Yeah yeah yeah, my internet sucks. If I had decent broadband I would just play Halo 2 most of the time. That is until I got tired of all of the extreme douche bags that make up the online gaming community.
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Yeah yeah yeah, my internet sucks. If I had decent broadband I would just play Halo 2 most of the time. That is until I got tired of all of the extreme douche bags that make up the online gaming community.
Oh come on, they aren't allQuote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
*X-Ray has entered the game*
Noobastic: wtf? He kill me in one shot?
Falloutboyz: Ghey sniper
Noobtard: kick teh hacker
teh leet: /kick X-Ray
Master Chef: Come on, he's hackign
X-Ray: You all suck. Honestly people, you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.
*X-Ray has left the game.*
Noobonastick: What a fag.
Okay, maybe they are all douche bags.
That's why sometimes I prefer offline multiplayer.
You can always beat the crap out of the other player...
Ok, story time. I went to see the lookout in the always mildly entertain Muncie Indiana. During the movie the character tells people how he flew 90 feet out of his car during a wreck. At this point all of the guys I was with turned and looked at me. All at the same time. I even managed a few high fives. My black friend even informed the crowd about how much of a pussy the character was. Fun was had by all that night. Also, the $5 nachos are not worth it. And yes, I do have a black friend. Stongbad is friendly with all races.
120 feet FTW! I only say FTW like that when I really mean it. I seriously do win.
King of gay sigs more like it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Makenshi
$5 nachos? WTF? They cost like 2, 3 bucks over here and they're like the meal of gods.
I dunno, that kinda sounds like the guy was expelled by a cannon from his car. :lol
Still, the fact that it really happened makes it more scary.
I prefer bots.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fer!
They come with mute buttons.
Also, they're usually more skilled than most human players.
Seriously, who the hell tries sniping with a SMG? Really now...
It's true, you do win. At crashing anyway. For you next trick, you should drive your car off the empire state building.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strongbad
I've gotten "friendly" with all races. I think anyway. I either have, or I'm very close to it.
Yeah, something similar happened here over the weekend. A few local kids came over to challenge my friend and me at Halo 2. Of course, we destroyed them. After about 2 games of absolute destruction they bitched about us using cheat codes. Maybe we exploited a few tricks here and there, but nothing that tournements don't allow. My buddy, a 3rd degree blackbelt, no seriously he really is. Also, he is a very aggressive person. Anyway, he beat the shit out of one of the kids legs. It was funny. I imagine he has some large welts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fer!
The cannon that expelled me was larger. I still win. It is not often that I have something more extreme happen to me than what happens to someone in a movie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fer!
He should've ripped off the kid's leg and beaten him to death with it, then made the other kid eat the corpse. Including the bones. Until he exploded.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Good thing I don't like Halo...Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
:rofl: Your friend is my hero.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Also, a N64 control is a deadly weapon. :P
*OMG IM UZING DA GOLDEN GUN N U BEATED ME WIT DA PP7 HAXXX!*
So yeah, use your imagination...
It does have the shape of a weapon. All it needs is a little sharpening.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fer!
Almost all online FPS have the same fans. If you're planning to get any usage out of the 360's XBL, expect to hear people yelling crap like that into your ear.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fer!
I always preferred "OMG UR INVISIBLE???? HAXXX!!!". Gotta love those holo-walls.Quote:
:rofl: Your friend is my hero.
Also, a N64 control is a deadly weapon. :P
*OMG IM UZING DA GOLDEN GUN N U BEATED ME WIT DA PP7 HAXXX!*
So yeah, use your imagination...
Crusher is totally spaming. Totally.
Don't mention spam. He'll get hungry.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Fucking hell, looks like someone decided to come back to EP.
Could this mean the return of posts as big as my schlong?
Only time will tell.
Wait, what are you talking about?Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
If you were as awesome as me you'd know.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
You should just fucking tell me.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
I'm are's bedtime.
Man I'm bored :(
I'll fuck you alright.Quote:
Originally Posted by strongbad
Yeah, I'll stay logged in, loling at this rediculous April fools prank. I have some congratulatory handjobs to give.
Wait, so it's finally over? Thank GOD.
Seems so.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seraphis Cain
Dear god, that was brilliant.
I vow to someday give oral sex to everyone involved.
Borly wants some of this. He'll ask his mamma first tho.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
I borly where this borly is borly. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cookie Monster
Cookie, you tease. You were telling me on MSN that he was a retard and everything, and it was you, you're the retard! God Cookie you're amazing.
You think that's bad?Quote:
Originally Posted by D4N13L1991
I actually stood up for a couple of those newbies, attempted a conversation with some, and even tried to calm down the situation a couple times.
Only to find out it was all staged.
Bravo. I've been had like an unconcious chick at a frat party.
I felt a bit bad sometimes seeing how kind everyone was being with Borly and how repetitive and annoying he was even PMing people to massage him :wacko:
But I laughed alot, perhaps too much :PP
Tha convo with you through MSN was hilarious Dan and Borly asking Ray to help him with the ass handed was great too :rofl: too bad you wasn't here yesterday Ray, Borly would have PMed you, I know he wanted to :o
LOL @ This whole situation!
Dinoman was also being nice to Borly ahaha!!
That's because we (or at least I) figured he was serious. Falloutboy eventually seemed like a troll, and some of the other guys were just kind of being weird/annoying, borly was pretty much just posting in engrish and doing a bit of spam. And often being funny with the broken english.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cookie Monster
I wish I were here yesterday as well. Good times could apparently have been had. But instead I had to spend the day fucking around offline. So I don't log in for one day and miss the most fun to be had in weeks. I hate myself :Low:
Yeah, I fully understand.Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
Oh come on baby, you know you don't mean that.Quote:
Originally Posted by snkupo
How about you and me get a bottle of champagne, rent a room, and see where the night takes us?
Ok :bucket:Quote:
Originally Posted by "Ray"
You're going to need more than a bucket to protect your head from the headboard.Quote:
Originally Posted by snkupo
Daddy likes it rough.
:Cookie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2I5P...elated&search=Quote:
Originally Posted by TheotheImpaler
Shit, they should put disclaimers on this.
I figured I accidentally ate one of those "special cookies" I baked for the daily prankings.
Dear god, why wasn't I here for this? Nobody requested that she "post tits". I'm so very disappointed in you all. Have my posts taught you nothing?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockr (SegNin)
Again, I really should have logged in today.
Wank.
Its terrible when you miss a good opprotunity like that :wacko: