The Merge-Out: Uh, okay, Jack? :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Sprung

:rofl:

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I thought our bromance was something special ;_;

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Originally Posted by Sprung

I dunno...something on Showtime.

That's a movie about a dog and some wild animal, innt?

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I picked the first horrible chick flick that came to mind. Almost any movie about animals will be terrible.

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Originally Posted by Sheras

How can a cat break your neck? :thot:

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By jumping at me so that I lose balance and fall with my neck against a hard object. :mad:
In this case, a bucket.
My neck hurts but I don't care.
The more pain I feel, the better.
And my personality will remain so until I get those felines back. So.
I am the most annoying person that exists.
I don't deserve to exist.

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Originally Posted by Kouen

Death by common cat :wacko: next episode on CSI

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Or an unexpected new series of Monk.
That will never exist.

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Originally Posted by Sheras

I thought our bromance was something special ;_;

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The sex isn't very good.

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Originally Posted by Gypsco

I picked the first horrible chick flick that came to mind. Almost any movie about animals will be terrible.

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Generally she watches Lifetime.

That channel should die in a fire.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

The sex isn't very good.

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Your shortness does put a real drag on it :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Generally she watches Lifetime.

That channel should die in a fire.

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I've never even seen anything on that channel. When I was paying for TV I really only watched ESPN, USA network and sometimes sci-fi, TBS and TNT.

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Originally Posted by Sheras

Your shortness does put a real drag on it :wacko:

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/stares at post...tries to think of some creative retort

I got nothing

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Originally Posted by Sheras

Your shortness does put a real drag on it :wacko:

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Maybe Drag was the other person in this love triangle

:yawn:

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:bamf:

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Originally Posted by Gypsco

I've never even seen anything on that channel. When I was paying for TV I really only watched ESPN, USA network and sometimes sci-fi, TBS and TNT.

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Every movie on Lifetime is about how some big mean man has mistreated some poor defenseless little woman.

Lifetime: Television for the penisless

:bamf:

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Originally Posted by Sheik

:yawn:

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Hello, Sheik, the wielder of the Sword of Time.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Every movie on Lifetime is about how some big mean man has mistreated some poor defenseless little woman.

Lifetime: Television for the penisless

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Sounds awful.