The Wangout: Sprung is tidy. I wonder if he's gay..

Until I went like... "Mom... look... here's my porn collection... see those bitches.. now shut up."

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Originally Posted by Kiki

Actually, my mom was telling me about some show documentary she watched about a Japanese cannibal. And she said that they showed you pictures of his room that was filled with children's toys, gesturing to my shelves and walls as she said it. I mean...I know she didn't mean to be offensive, but...ouch. ^_^ Being compared to a lunatic who murders and eats people just because I'm twenty-one years old, and still somewhat introverted? Unpleasant~ ^_~

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If you want, I can get your mom off your back.

And into the sack.

I just realized that it's been a while since I've felt like actually changing my theme. I think I found myself a keeper.

/random

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Originally Posted by Xeno_Dan

Until I went like... "Mom... look... here's my porn collection... see those bitches.. now shut up."

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If I had been her, I would have said something like "Now you're just trying too hard." :P

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Originally Posted by Xeno_Dan

Haha, still better than my mom continuesly referring to me as "gay" for not having a girlfriend in years.

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My mom asked me if I was asexual a few years back. Which...wasn't so bad. It was more...the manner in which she asked it... I don't remember exactly, but it was something like...

"When you were younger, you had lots of girl friends, and you seemed like a very normal little boy. But as you got older, you seemed more interested in boys. Your father and I assumed that one day you'd tell us that you were gay. But then I saw this program on asexuality. You know people are beginning to accept that it's a valid orientation now. Do you think maybe that could be you? You know Jack (my brother) has lots of pornography in his room, but you don't, so..."

I mean seriously, what the heck? ^_^ I didn't even know where to begin...

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Originally Posted by Kiki

My mom asked me if I was asexual a few years back. Which...wasn't so bad. It was more...the manner in which she asked it... I don't remember exactly, but it was something like...

"When you were younger, you had lots of girl friends, and you seemed like a very normal little boy. But as you got older, you seemed more interested in boys. Your father and I assumed that one day you'd tell us that you were gay. But then I saw this program on asexuality. You know people are beginning to accept that it's a valid orientation now. Do you think maybe that could be you? You know Jack (my brother) has lots of pornography in his room, but you don't, so..."

I mean seriously, what the heck? ^_^ I didn't even know where to begin...

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"What's for dinner, meat?" would have been an interesting start. :D

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Originally Posted by Ray.

If you want, I can get your mom off your back.

And into the sack.

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And start calling you 'dad'? I don't think so...

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Originally Posted by Kiki

And start calling you 'dad'? I don't think so...

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'Daddy', more like. :P

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Originally Posted by Kiki

And start calling you 'dad'? I don't think so...

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Tell you what, you can still call me Ray if I get to take photos of you in a swimsuit.

Deal?

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Originally Posted by Ray.

Tell you what, you can still call me Ray if I get to take photos of you in a swimsuit.

Deal?

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Bikini or one piece?

*snaps screenshots to 'Incest' folder*

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Originally Posted by Kiki

Bikini or one piece?

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Whatever you want dear.

Whatever you want.

Kiki is underaged...

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Originally Posted by Ray.

Whatever you want dear.

Whatever you want.

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Okay, this is beginning to disturb even me, and stuff like this usually goes way over my head. ^_^ Topic change~

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Originally Posted by Xeno_Dan

Kiki is underaged...

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She has a mean pussy and a broomstick between her legs.

She seems experienced enough.