The Random Anime Cat Crap Pictures-Out: Screw You All To The Wall

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Originally Posted by The VCR

I'll forever remember the end of the Q mirror match as the bro fist of doom

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:lol I know. I'll have to find the replay of that.

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Originally Posted by Sheras

Just to mess with Nem, I'll tell his story.
He gets placed in Bronze I for Season 4
Proceeds to get demoted all the way down to Bronze V over a few weeks.
Spends over a month and around ~70 wins or so in Bronze V
He finally got into Bronze IV last week
284 ranked games total for him, 122-162 is his record

My story
I never play ranked or normals for that matter, almost strictly ARAM
At the end of season 3 I did my placements, went 5-5, placed in Silver IV
Start of season 4, do my placements, go 6-4, placed in Silver III
Since then I've done two ranked games to stop the LP decay and have lost both.
So, in my just over year and a halfish of playing the game, I'm a whopping 11-11 in ranked.
I have 78 normal wins, i believe I have around 75 losses.
I'm 6-1 in Dominion
I have 458 wins in ARAM, with around 442 losses I believe.

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The story of elo hell.

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Originally Posted by Sheras

Haha the Iowa address? Good luck with that, they moved over a year ago now. :P

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Yeah that was awhile ago. I can only work with what I got. :wacko: But I'm guessing if I got on campus at UNI I could find you. Not that I care to.

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Originally Posted by Sheras

Just to mess with Nem, I'll tell his story.
He gets placed in Bronze I for Season 4
Proceeds to get demoted all the way down to Bronze V over a few weeks.
Spends over a month and around ~70 wins or so in Bronze V
He finally got into Bronze IV last week
284 ranked games total for him, 122-162 is his record

My story
I never play ranked or normals for that matter, almost strictly ARAM
At the end of season 3 I did my placements, went 5-5, placed in Silver IV
Start of season 4, do my placements, go 6-4, placed in Silver III
Since then I've done two ranked games to stop the LP decay and have lost both.
So, in my just over year and a halfish of playing the game, I'm a whopping 11-11 in ranked.
I have 78 normal wins, i believe I have around 75 losses.
I'm 6-1 in Dominion
I have 458 wins in ARAM, with around 442 losses I believe.

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The lesson, as always, God hates Cleveland Nem sucks at games.

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Originally Posted by Gypsy

The lesson, as always, God hates Cleveland Nem sucks at games.

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Yep yep yep

I think we have enough empirical evidence. Fighters, Magic, LoL.

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Originally Posted by Gypsy

I think we have enough empirical evidence. Fighters, Magic, LoL.

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Indeed.

And god damn FFIII came to Steam, not worth $16 though. I'll wait until it goes on sale for like $2-3 like I did for FFVII and FFVIII.

It's hard to carry idiots.

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Originally Posted by Gypsy

I think we have enough empirical evidence. Fighters, Magic, LoL.

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Still not in the tier that's named for me lol. That spot belongs to wyrm. (It should be renamed Umbrella tier tho)

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Originally Posted by The VCR

It's hard to carry idiots.

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I see your builds, it's hard to carry yourself :wacko:

$5 tops for FFXIII. If you can finish it then at least you get your money out of it.

Neptunia PP LE was billed today. Another game I probably won't play. Not really into idolmaster games (esp bad ones) but I soldier on and make sure to support the small game companies.

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Originally Posted by Sheras

I see your builds, it's hard to carry yourself :wacko:

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That's why I stopped bothering to carry and just try to tank everything nowadays. Worked so far with Xin lol

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Originally Posted by Sheras

I see your builds, it's hard to carry yourself :wacko:

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I really need to stop talking on here and actually get work done lol.

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Originally Posted by Gypsy

$5 tops for FFXIII. If you can finish it then at least you get your money out of it.

Neptunia PP LE was billed today. Another game I probably won't play. Not really into idolmaster games (esp bad ones) but I soldier on and make sure to support the small game companies.

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FFIII not FFXIII :wacko:

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Originally Posted by The VCR

That's why I stopped bothering to carry and just try to tank everything nowadays. Worked so far with Xin lol

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I love being tank. I love being the initiator, that's why I play support when I do play normals/ranked. Support is the one in the bot lane who starts the initiates. My favorite supports are Thresh and Annie, two hard core initiating supports.

Needs more Gems.

Oh well that makes more sense anyway.

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Originally Posted by The VCR

Needs more Gems.

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I don't even own that piece of shit

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Originally Posted by Sheras

I don't even own that piece of shit

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I listening to your rage about Gems. :wacko:
Janna support so solid tho. Can initiate or Disengage so easily.

Well. That relationship is over now. Didn't even last a month.

I really need to get some mental help.

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Originally Posted by Roxas

Well. That relationship is over now. Didn't even last a month.

I really need to get some mental help.

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You should probably make sure the woman (or her family) isn't insane before you date her.

//The Story of Knightshade.

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Originally Posted by Sheras

I see your builds, it's hard to carry yourself :wacko:

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Also, never trust me to ADC, I'm literally awful with all except Varus, who I don't own lol.

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Originally Posted by The VCR

You should probably make sure the woman (or her family) isn't insane before you date her.

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It's not that she's insane, it's actually my fault. Although her step-dad does have Schizophrenia. Just like I do.

I just seem to ruin relationships, I really need to get fixed or just live alone. :|

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Originally Posted by Roxas

It's not that she's insane, it's actually my fault. Although her step-dad does have Schizophrenia. Just like I do.

I just seem to ruin relationships, I really need to get fixed or just live alone. :|

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Shit sucks, you probably should get some meds for it though or see a psychologist or whatever.

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Originally Posted by The VCR

Shit sucks, you probably should get some meds for it though or see a psychologist or whatever.

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I'm seeing one when I get back from Vacation. It does suck. Bad. I just need to get fixed. I'm so tired of the disappointment, but I gotta move on with my life.

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Originally Posted by The VCR

I listening to your rage about Gems. :wacko:
Janna support so solid tho. Can initiate or Disengage so easily.

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Taric I don't like because he isn't solid for disengage or engage, he doesn't even really have peel.
His Q heal isn't strong late game, sure in lane it is nice to have, that sustain but afterwards nah.
His W is useful in lane again, but once again late game that armor is of little use, considering most assassin/bursty champs that go after the ADC are AP.
His E is really short ranged, and the stun duration is crap at max range, I personally prefer a longer ranged ability that is a skill shot rather than the short targeted one.
His ulti is meh, taric has no gap closer, no speed boost, so you have to walk through the team to go use your ult, same with your passive, you have to go into danger range to auto people.

Janna is really good in certain comps, I still don't like her initiating power, so I don't like playing her.
But she is amazing at kiting and disengage and that is ever so satisfying just not dying ever
The thing is I feel like Zyra can do better than Janna in most comps. She has great poke in lane, something Janna does not have.
Zyra has better lane control and vision control with her plants.
Zyra has two really good disengage spells, which also can be combined into two great initiating spells, something Janna does not have.
Zyra brings a lot more damage with her kit and her passive.

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Originally Posted by Sheras

Taric I don't like because he isn't solid for disengage or engage, he doesn't even really have peel.
His Q heal isn't strong late game, sure in lane it is nice to have, that sustain but afterwards nah.
His W is useful in lane again, but once again late game that armor is of little use, considering most assassin/bursty champs that go after the ADC are AP.
His E is really short ranged, and the stun duration is crap at max range, I personally prefer a longer ranged ability that is a skill shot rather than the short targeted one.
His ulti is meh, taric has no gap closer, no speed boost, so you have to walk through the team to go use your ult, same with your passive, you have to go into danger range to auto people.

Janna is really good in certain comps, I still don't like her initiating power, so I don't like playing her.
But she is amazing at kiting and disengage and that is ever so satisfying just not dying ever
The thing is I feel like Zyra can do better than Janna in most comps. She has great poke in lane, something Janna does not have.
Zyra has better lane control and vision control with her plants.
Zyra has two really good disengage spells, which also can be combined into two great initiating spells, something Janna does not have.
Zyra brings a lot more damage with her kit and her passive.

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Now rate Vel'koz Support.

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Originally Posted by The VCR

Now rate Vel'koz Support.

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Now I've never tried it like the other two I posted about.

Theoretically, Vel Koz is very very immobile, easy target for those aggressive dive supports like Annie, Leona, Thresh.
His Q can be difficult to land, but can also be used as some very good poke that is unexpected given the angles you can pull off.
His W can be used as waveclear or to push the lane if you can poke them out of lane, otherwise, you should never be able to get both procs off on someone who is paying attention.
His E is the only solid way from him to set up a combo but can be difficult to land because of the travel time and the relatively small hit circle.
His Ulti deals massive damage, without him even having any AP, I think max rank it has a base damage of what 900? And that is AoE through other champions, combined with his passive he deals massive damage. However, Vel has the same issue Malz does with his ult, you can't move while using it, so you have to be really good with your positioning and timing.
That being said, I think he is better as support than mid. His ratios are not the best compared to a lot of other mids, and he has 4 skill shots. No matter how fed you get, you could miss all four skillshots, and do nothing. Having a crucial role like mid just biff everything would lose you a fight instantly, much safer decision for the team to be put in the bot lane. Just pick safe ADCs like Caitlyn or Ezreal and just survive the lane phase or wait for jungle help.

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Originally Posted by Roxas

I just need to get fixed.

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You gonna go for the ol "snip snip" eh? :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Gobby

You gonna go for the ol "snip snip" eh? :wacko:

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Not that bitch. :lol I meant mentally fixed. I'm broken as all hell.

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Originally Posted by Roxas

Not that bitch. :lol I meant mentally fixed. I'm broken as all hell.

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Hey I recall you being my bitch in SFA3, especially to Karin and Sakura :really:

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Originally Posted by Gobby

Hey I recall you being my bitch in SFA3, especially to Karin and Sakura :really:

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Yeah yeah. :wacko:

Nem was my bitch though in Alpha 3. :lol

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Originally Posted by Roxas

Yeah yeah. :wacko:

Nem was my bitch though in Alpha 3. :lol

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He was my bitch in SFIII just a bit ago, he kept falling back on Q and Elena :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Gobby

He was my bitch in SFIII just a bit ago, he kept falling back on Q and Elena :wacko:

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:lol He kicked my ass with both of them.

Anyway, thinking about joining the National Guard. Or the Navy. Not quite sure yet.

Gobby had to resort to Cherry tapping, it's ok Roxas.

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Originally Posted by The VCR

Gobby had to resort to Cherry tapping, it's ok Roxas.

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Hahaha no clue what that is dude.

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Originally Posted by Roxas

:lol He kicked my ass with both of them.

Anyway, thinking about joining the National Guard. Or the Navy. Not quite sure yet.

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Say goodbye to your freedom, hope you like looking at mens genitalia :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Gobby

Say goodbye to your freedom, hope you like looking at mens genitalia :wacko:

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:lol Shut it man. :wacko: It's a last resort thing. I don't think I'd get past Basic without my knee blowing out. :shrug:

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Originally Posted by Gobby

Say goodbye to your freedom, hope you like looking at mens genitalia :wacko:

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At least he's trying to do something with his life and not sit on his ass all day playing games and whatnot.

Roxas, I think the military would be good for you. You clearly don't know what you want to do right now and you're young enough to join the military and get some structure. Besides, you can get a grant and go back to school when you're done with a 4 year stint. You should really consider it.