Whats your thoughts on yo mama jokes?
Have you ever asked sonic to go away?
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Whats your thoughts on yo mama jokes?
Have you ever asked sonic to go away?
Why did you build that amusement park? What is the main attraction?
Um, I meant the cereal Apple jacks. Why would I ask about the My Little Ponies?
O.k so the ring is out of the question.
How long did it take to grow your mustache?
Do you have any other color outfits?
Where do you buy your gloves? I want a pair.
Can I donate money to you?
If I do, will I get a tax break?(kidding)
How do I go about finding minions to do my bidding?Ebay? craigslist?
Are you aware there's videos on youtube about you? and they're not flattering.
Have you ever been in the army? or any other military branch?
have you tried to trap Sonic using chili dogs?
What do you plan on doing this summer?
- They're the most fundamentally useless expressions of 'humour' in the world. And I use the term 'humour' quite wrongly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe Blog
- ...on occasion, yes. "Get lost" "Out of my sight" "Not now, Rodent" and similar expressions are fairly commonplace.
- The main attraction was my mind control cannon, capable of controlling the world. I'm sure that also answers your first question.Quote:
Originally Posted by j-sime
- I don't know. I didn't even know that it was a cereal. My source merely implied 'pony', so I decided to go with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by iamerror
- Yes. The ring is out of the question.
- Quite some time. It requires some upkeep.
- Nope. Please check Joe Blogs' questions in the last 10 or so pages in this thread. Really, he seems completely focused on getting me to dress as a rainbow.
- I tailored them myself. Or rather, I built a bot to tailor them for me. They're not store-buyable. Perhaps when I take over.
- Naturally. I'll pass you my account number later.
- Depends on how I'll reform the tax structure system when I rule.
- Well, I've had a reasonable amount of success building them myself. Oh, and lying to idiots. See Knuckles for further reference.
- Yes. There's videos of damn near everyone on YouTube, and 90% of them are unflattering, to say the least. Trying to stop them would be like politely asking the tide to skip a day or two. I just ignore it. As long as people don't throw them in my face, I can't be bothered worrying about them. I have a world to conquer, after all.
- Yes, actually. I was a lead scientist at GUN before the bastards betrayed me and tried to have me killed. This sort of ended my tenure.
- Been asked already, and no. The only way that would feasibly work is poison, and I am not, repeat - not - resorting to poison.
- Oh you know, hit the beaches, get a tan, conquer the world. The usual, really.
Do you plan adopting kids? Or have a formula to live forever? :nod:
What's the advantage of ruling the world?
How does your Egg Carrier fly? Is it powered by jet propulsion or the same technology that Shadow's shoes run off of?
Will you build Eggmanland Again? If so, how much are tickets?
Why not invent a machine that sucks up the rings sonic use?
Did you see into the future with time eater......OK scratch that, did you visit Einstein and learn the truth about E=MC2?
are you hoing to do something special for page 60?
You do need up being a red rainbow after meeting sonic quite often.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik
Are your goggles auto tinting?
Would you like to see my design for a sonic trap?
How much wood would a wood chuck, Chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
- Currently neither. Once I take over I'll tackle such minor concerns.Quote:
Originally Posted by j-sime
- Being able to restructure the world into something vaguely worthy as opposed to the mess it is now.
- The ins and outs of the Egg Carrier are mostly classified, but I'll disclose minor bits: Anti-grav technology and jet propulsion both play a part.Quote:
Originally Posted by SwordOfTime
- Once I take over, it's practically a certainty. Ticket prices to be determined upon opening.
- Tried that, but the rings are an irremovable part of any landscape, it seems. Get rid of them, and they just pop up again a short while later.
I don't think so. 50 was a milestone. Only 10 onwards from that seems a bit trivial. However, for post #1000 I shall see if I can't organise something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Spicer
You do realise 'red rainbow' is something of a contradiction, yes?Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe Blog
- No, my glasses are.
- I don't see why not. I can always use a good laugh.
I would like to refer you to page 2 of this thread, where Kouen asked the exact same question. I will quote my response to his question here verbatim:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark_Laguna
Quote:
Originally Posted by My Glorious Self
What is your latest invention?
Do you like ice cream? If so, what flavor?
What kind of tea do you prefer?
Will you tutor me in science?
What kind of things do you collect?
What did you have for dinner?
Do you believe in reincarnation?
Which muppet is your favorite?
How do you get to Sesame Street?
Do you think that you and Sonic can ever be friends?
Do you know any other video game characters?
Have you seen any good movies?
Why does Rudolph have such a shiny nose? Was it radiation?
Do you wear socks?
How do we make stupid and ignorant people disappear?
heres my trap, its so simple sonic might let his guard down thinking its not you :)
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So... I made a cover of the your themes on Sonic 1 and 2 from Genesis. :nod: How do you like it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMzbG-eBdgk
- It's the *CLASSIFIED*. It'll be used in my next plot, where it will *CLASSIFIED* and *CLASSIFIED*. The results should be *CLASSIFIED*.Quote:
Originally Posted by iamerror
- Yes. Chocolate.
- Earl Grey.
- Perhaps once I've taken over the world.
- How about the Chaos Emeralds?
- A delightful combination of... oh who'm I kidding, I sent out for Chinese.
- No, not really. Because if it were true, the human race would've come back as rocks already.
- I don't watch the Muppets enough to have formed an opinion.
- You take a left at senility lane and drive straight on until you've reached infantility street. It's around there somewhere.
- If he'd stop BLOWING ME UP!
- I'm not a video game character. I'm a real person who has been featured in a set of video games depicting my defeats. Well, okay, depicting Sonic's glorious victories, but it's all a matter of perspective.
- Once or twice.
- That or mutation. Or a punch in the head.
- ...yes. I'm not sure how this has any bearing on... well, anything.
- They're an irremovable scourge. They need to be marginalised.
Well, I'll grant that Sonic will think it can't have been me because I usually at least try to put in some effort, but I don't think it means Sonic will fall for the trap. Mostly because the entire thing has a Wile-E-Coyote-esque "THIS IS A TRAP" flair to it. You'll note that his traps never succeeded either.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe Blog
They're interesting. One thing I did note is that you omitted the Death Egg Robo theme. Other than that, interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by j-sime
Yeah, I'm doing it alone cause it's way too big. :| I'll try to do this one on guitar (I made the other on guitar too, but I decided to publish the synthesizer version). When I'm finished, let you judge :D. Will I be able to play your songs when you conquer the world?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik