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31st-July-2011, 03:15
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drageuth

Ah.

I didn't understand you because I couldn't see the beer, the ass crack, and the NASCAR race in the background.

YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
31st-July-2011, 03:15
Wyrm

What a long ass day. :yawn:

Time to smoke and lay down. :smokin:
31st-July-2011, 03:18
Slacker Magician

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

I normally need to buy new work boots about 2 months before I actually do. I do so much walking at work that I usually wear the soles out while the rest of the boots look good.

I wear my shoes pretty frequently, the soles aren't very worn though.

Sandals usually win since they require no effort to wear.
31st-July-2011, 03:19
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shardnax

I wear sandals more frequently than my shoes, the soles are hardly worn on them.

:facepalm:

i am disappoint
31st-July-2011, 03:21
Slacker Magician

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

:facepalm:

i am disappoint

The shoes win when it isn't hot out :wacko:.

I managed to sneak in an edit without the timestamp, you're clearly quoting something imaginary :awesome:.
31st-July-2011, 03:23
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shardnax

The shoes win when it isn't hot out :wacko:.

Rest assured, it will never, ever be hot enough for me to wear a pair of sandals. :lol
31st-July-2011, 03:23
Raype

I last bought a pair of shoes like 3 months ago. Because I could stick my finger through the old pair.

Buying them daily is for women and rappers.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shardnax

I wear my shoes pretty frequently, the soles aren't very worn though.

Sandals usually win since they require no effort to wear.

Only women should wear sandals. And only if they have sexy feet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

I've never understood why women feel the need to own 400 pairs of shoes.
Most of them make you look like a whore.
Stop buying shoes.
Bitch.

It'd be alright if they actually used them.

More women need to be okay with putting those heels to work stepping on me.

It is my fetish.
31st-July-2011, 03:24
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Rest assured, it will never, ever be hot enough for me to wear a pair of sandals. :lol

If your feet ever get that hot, there's clearly bigger worries.

Hot air rises and all that.
31st-July-2011, 03:24
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

I last bought a pair of shoes like 3 months ago. Because I could stick my finger through the old pair.

This is how to properly plan shoe shopping.
31st-July-2011, 03:26
Slacker Magician

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Rest assured, it will never, ever be hot enough for me to wear a pair of sandals. :lol

:lol
31st-July-2011, 03:29
Rasgrez

Saw the trailer for Orcs Must Die. Do want. :drool:
31st-July-2011, 03:30
Jazzmarazz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

Rest assured, it will never, ever be hot enough for me to wear a pair of sandals. :lol

First of all, sandals are unsafe! Little boy split open his foot today walking through the bottle return area. :nod:
Also just ughh...
31st-July-2011, 03:37
Ivolt

Sleep is slowly becoming a waste.

Ever so slowly.
31st-July-2011, 03:37
Slacker Magician

If your feet don't stink, it matters not.
31st-July-2011, 03:37
Pickles

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inferno.

That's always the case when the developer tries to make something that isn't Call of Duty. :low:

What am I reviewing? WHAT??? Not cod? Oh for fuck sake, well, is batman in it? NO??? Oh fuck, just give it a 6.

Night all. :wav:
31st-July-2011, 03:38
Slacker Magician

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ivolt

Sleep is slowly becoming a waste.

Ever so slowly.

Turning into a cyborg :wacko:?
31st-July-2011, 03:39
Slacker Magician

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve

What am I reviewing? WHAT??? Not cod? Oh for fuck sake, well, is batman in it? NO??? Oh fuck, just give it a 6.

Night all. :wav:

:wav:
31st-July-2011, 03:40
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shardnax

If your feet don't stink, it matters not.

Good socks + properly ventilated footwear.

Bargain bin footwear does not approach my feet.
31st-July-2011, 03:40
Ivolt

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shardnax

Turning into a cyborg :wacko:?

If I was, it may be a change for the better.

I'm gonna mop my basement now.
31st-July-2011, 03:44
Jazzmarazz

So on my 8bit forum, the picture upload section is currently broken. That means pictures do not upload but make a page and link for a blank.
Naturally I uploaded a random pic and titled it child pornography. It is gathering "likes" faster than any other pic. :lol
31st-July-2011, 03:46
Slacker Magician

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Good socks + properly ventilated footwear.

Bargain bin footwear does not approach my feet.

I never buy cheap tennis shoes. I don't care what I buy when it comes to sandals, 'cause they're sandals.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ivolt

If I was, it may be a change for the better.

I'm gonna mop my basement now.

If you were a cyborg, you could make your human underlings do it.
31st-July-2011, 03:47
Slacker Magician

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

So on my 8bit forum, the picture upload section is currently broken. That means pictures do not upload but make a page and link for a blank.
Naturally I uploaded a random pic and titled it child pornography. It is gathering "likes" faster than any other pic. :lol

You have a forum, why haven't I gotten a link :wacko:?
31st-July-2011, 03:52
Jazzmarazz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shardnax

You have a forum, why haven't I gotten a link :wacko:?

Not my forum obviously. No one else goes there though, so I said "mine."
Anyhow, Here and here.
31st-July-2011, 03:53
Slacker Magician

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

Not my forum obviously. No one else goes there though, so I said "mine."
Anyhow, Here and here.

I had hopes that the Wise Wolf might be running one ^_^.
31st-July-2011, 03:53
Ivolt

Welp, guess I'm not mopping yet.

Need to kill this colony of roaches that seems to have set up shop in the basement.

I fucking hate my life.
31st-July-2011, 03:54
Slacker Magician

:bed:

Spice and Wolf vol. 1 & 4 should arrive on Monday or Tuesday :].
31st-July-2011, 03:56
Slacker Magician

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ivolt

Welp, guess I'm not mopping yet.

Need to kill this colony of roaches that seems to have set up shop in the basement.

I fucking hate my life.

Grab a can of Raid and get spraying.
31st-July-2011, 04:09
Slacker Magician

Hangout death before bed achieved :cool:.
31st-July-2011, 04:12
Jazzmarazz

Moving the gf into her apartment tomorrow. 5 hour trip both ways, lifting while there, free lunch, reading in car. Not a terrible plan, but meh.
Its going to be hot in Mt Pleasant. :(
31st-July-2011, 04:14
Dr Mario

So. I'm hungover and choosing today to try and give up caffeine.

This is going to be interesting.
31st-July-2011, 04:17
Ivolt

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr Mario

So. I'm hungover and choosing today to try and give up caffeine.

This is going to be interesting.

What have we told you about drinking and making terrible decisions?
31st-July-2011, 04:19
Dr Mario

I made this decision after sobering up. So you can't shift the blame that easily.
31st-July-2011, 04:23
Drageuth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Good socks + properly ventilated footwear.

Bargain bin footwear does not approach my feet.

My feet get quite sweaty at work.

Because my work boots don't let nothing in or out.

However, I don't come home anymore with bloodstains on my socks.

So I'll take what I can get.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

So on my 8bit forum, the picture upload section is currently broken. That means pictures do not upload but make a page and link for a blank.
Naturally I uploaded a random pic and titled it child pornography. It is gathering "likes" faster than any other pic. :lol

You are a gentleman and a scholar.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz

Not my forum obviously. No one else goes there though, so I said "mine."
Anyhow, Here and here.

Ahhh. 8-bit music. I got a premature chubby.

As much as I love 8-bit music, I have nothing to contribute to a forum such as that. If it had been an all encompassing 8-bit forum, then I might have wet my pants.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ivolt

Welp, guess I'm not mopping yet.

Need to kill this colony of roaches that seems to have set up shop in the basement.

I fucking hate my life.

Gotta admit, I kind of hate your life, too.

Would it make you feel any better if I told you I've never seen a roach in my life?

No?

Well, makes me feel pretty damn good.

:awesome:
31st-July-2011, 04:29
Ivolt

How the fuck is that even possible.

No, really, you're fucking lying to me.

I KNOW YOU FUCKS HAVE ROACHES, IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING COLD, AND YOU'RE NEAR AN OCEAN AND SHIT.
31st-July-2011, 04:30
Dr Mario

Everywhere has roaches.

In Aus, we cut out the middleman and elect them to parliament.
31st-July-2011, 04:31
Jazzmarazz

Gonna have a sleep now. Im sweaty and tired and have to get up early. Bad combo.
:wav:
31st-July-2011, 04:32
Drageuth

Just because we might have 'em doesn't mean I've seen 'em. :wacko:
31st-July-2011, 04:34
Drageuth

I should specify: when I say "roaches," I mean cockroaches. I'm sure I've been in the forest and seen some form of a roach out there. But never have I had a roach saunter across my kitchen/living room/anywhere that I've ever lived.
31st-July-2011, 04:37
Ivolt

This is just another reason an EP meetup would just likely end badly.

Because if we both make it there? I'm throwing a fucking bag full of roaches at you. I might even open the bag and throw them ON you.

I won't even need to bring them from home. I'll just find them on site, because roaches are fucking everywhere.
31st-July-2011, 04:49
Stark

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr Mario

I made this decision after sobering up. So you can't shift the blame that easily.

You are sober? I'm pissed as a fart.

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