The Ticking Time-Out: psychoticragemonkey

Pay tax, meh.
Work about 40 hours a week, meh.

I'D BE ABLE TO AFFORD A CAR. :D :D :D

Seriously, first pay check would be like £1200, I think. Block book 20 lessons and buy a cheap car with the money that's left over? I do think so. ;D

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

Pay tax, meh.
Work about 40 hours a week, meh.

I'D BE ABLE TO AFFORD A CAR. :D :D :D

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It's a job.

And 10x better than McDonalds xD

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Originally Posted by Cosmic

You mean the pedal doesn't give blowjobs itself?

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Its rumoured to.. . .

If vasto buys those games he's interested in I can get one. :awesome:

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Originally Posted by The Wyrm

It's a job.

And 10x better than McDonalds xD

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Yeah my mate spent 6 months at a course called Zenos to get there. I was going to go but opted out of computers as I can't stand them.

He's able to get me into where he works with no IT qualifications. :o

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

OMG a friend just messaged me on Facebook out of the blue about a job for Teleperformance. His place is short staffed and need people ASAP.

I have a good chance of getting a job for them. £12,000 + a year

OMG DO WANT. :ahhh:

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Thats class dude, hope you get it.

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Originally Posted by Steve

Thats class dude, hope you get it.

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Me too.

His words were "We're short staffed as fuck. They'll employ anyone."

Sounds good to me. :wacko: I so want off the dole, it's horrible.

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

Yeah my mate spent 6 months at a course called Zenos to get there. I was going to go but opted out of computers as I can't stand them.

He's able to get me into where he works with no IT qualifications. :o

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Can't stand computers, but uses one all day.

Makes total sense, bro. :top:




:wacko:

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Originally Posted by The Wyrm

Can't stand computers, but uses one all day.

Makes total sense, bro. :top:




:wacko:

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I love computers but I hate your average user. I'd lose patience with a fucktard within a couple of minutes. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Inferno.

I love computers but I hate your average user. I'd lose patience with a fucktard within a couple of minutes. :wacko:

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I definitely understand where you're coming from there.

I live with my grandparents and trying to help them use the desktop is the most rage worthy thing I've ever done.

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Originally Posted by The Wyrm

I definitely understand where you're coming from there.

I live with my grandparents and trying to help them use the desktop is the most rage worthy thing I've ever done.

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My Grandad has been using a Windows computer for like 15 years now, since the Windows 95 days. HE STILL HAS NO FUCKING IDEA HOW TO USE IT PROPERLY.

FML.

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classifi...33al?logcode=p

Who reckons there's something seriously wrong with this Golf GTI 2.0 for £799? :wacko:

Ah I see, no mileage listed. It's probably only got 30k on the clock. :dread: Manually reset to make people think it's practically new? :wacko:

I love how everyone disappears when I get going on about cars.

Fuck this, I'm going to join up on a car forum. :fist:

:lol