I seemed to waltz in on a good time.
Back reading was a trip. Into the Emuparadise Zone. *Twilight Zone Music Cues*
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I seemed to waltz in on a good time.
Back reading was a trip. Into the Emuparadise Zone. *Twilight Zone Music Cues*
Getting near the end of RE: Revelations. I don't take it anyone here has it on Steam? :wacko: Finding partners for Raid Mode is gonna be a bitch. Playing RE6 co-op with strangers was already a nightmare.
Also I am so not in the mood to finish AC3. Gameplay is fine as usual but this setting couldn't be any more boring.
...
I'm sure everyone cares a great deal about all this riveting information I've just shared.
I lack the steam version. The best I can do is toss you supplies. But that's really only useful for campaign and even then, once you clear infernal you get that sweet infinite rawket lawn chair. At the very least, I can say that clearing Raid mode is totally doable solo, as I'm damn near done. Getting trinity bonuses and clearing it all easily is another matter. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gareko
You're just as screwed as I on RE: Revelations. I got it on the 3DS, still worth it, but I can play fucking Kid Icarus online easier than that game.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gareko
I wonder if AC should've just stopped after 3. It's not the best ender, but I have this sneaky suspicion the general populace is going to catch onto Black Flag and then you see "critics" bash the living hell out of it. That or it becomes as disappointing as AC: Brotherhood was to me.
Yeah. Nine deaths and endless customizations later. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Raype
Well, I wasn't the best at playing RE anyway.
Yeah, I wanted to unlock non-zombified Rachel, turns out you need a Trinity Bonus for that. Then I checked what that entails.
OH BOY.
In the meantime, at least I have her zombie version for Raid Mode. But only because it was a paid DLC. :wacko:
I've got about a dozen Trinity bonuses. They aren't quite as hard as they sound.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gareko
Just progress and get some great parts. Since parts don't scale to level you can de-level yourself and keep some of that sweet damage.
Running level 2 with a +15% damage modifier coupled with the +24% to sea creatures and the 50% critical boost on a high tier sniper rifle (Zaytsev being a favourite) winds up being pretty simple. Toss in a shock grenade once in a while and you're good to go.
Fuck any level with wolves though. Getting no damage on a wolf level is dicks.
I'm glad they ported it, honestly. I'm not playing a RE game on a bloody handheld. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheik
It should've stopped after 2. Or Brotherhood. Or they should've gotten their shit together.
I have high hopes for Black Flag because I adore the setting, but we'll see.
I want a non-zombified Rachel :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Gareko
I also fail to actually grasp where, in Resident Evil (time wise) it's supposed to take place. It's clearly after the Racoon City incident, but is it before or after 4?
I want to think before, but I fail to connect lines.
They shouldn't have tossed in that Mayan Apocalypse bit in AC1. Remove the time limit and you don't have to churn shit out quite so fast. There's been 16 AC games in the last 6 1/2 years. THINK ABOUT THAT SHIT.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gareko
It happens after 4 (Jackass makes a reference to the Kennedy Report) and happens just before 5 (the ending hints at Lost in Nightmares, the prequel DLC for 5). Seemingly the monsters from that might be related to the Oozes, and it's clear that certain characters have connections to Tri-Cell.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheik
Why have a console? *pfft* Living back in 1990, eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gareko
But I refuse to buy a game twice without good reason :wacko:
I mean, seriously, why is it so hard to just design a couple of cool castles, put a bunch of guards in them, then put an assassination target at its top floor or whatever, then ask you to infiltrate it and kill the dude. Or that one time in Brohood (I think) where you infiltrate an orgy/party, kill the target then jump off the roof with DaVinci's flying machine and make your escape like a badass motherfucker.
THAT'S ALL I WANT. Not base defense minigames, not ship battle minigames, and definitely not gambling minigames. :wacko:
Info well received. Thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raype
You're correct about the Brotherhood orgy/party event. Was fucking hilarious to fly in DaVinci's machine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gareko
Now that last line, :harold:
I KNOW YOU KNOW it will happen. How else do you get 60 minutes of more game time in PS4 and Xbox One :rofl:
I meant ported it to home consoles and PC. I'm not against consoles. :wacko: But I have played action games on handhelds, like 3rd Birthday on PSP and it was pretty shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheik
Needs more Ezio's Strip Poker.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gareko
Also, what about that one scene in Brotherhood where you wipe out some guy in the Colosseum re-enacting the crucifixtion.
Or that time you attended that costume party and took out that dude on a boat.
Or, hell, most of Bonfire of the Vanities. Which was also nice in that it had a nice historically accurate quote.
"I'mma rip off your head and shove it up my cunt"
Fuckin' A. :wacko:
Said quote being something along the lines ofQuote:
Originally Posted by Sheik
"WOLVES? I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN"
"No you didn't, their heads aren't splitting open"
Immediately calling to mind the wolves from RE4.
Farcry 3 Co op is annoying. :( Going to try something else.
I played it as well, frustrating, so I know how you feel. But 3rd Birthday felt like it should've been console. Would've made the Lightning Costume unlock make FF fans drool. That and why in the fuck do you make a sequel NOT on the console?!? Why I ask?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gareko
That did happen, I just blindly fired my Magnum and assumed they was just placing Wolves there for the hell of it. Them and the cloaking hunters that are always a pain when you're trying to waste shotgun bulletsQuote:
Originally Posted by Raype
Honestly I just want a better version of the clothes ripping engine.
And gameplay that doesn't make me hate half as much.
Why was 3rd Birthday so bad? :\
Wasn't bad. Just not anything what I was expecting. I was expecting more of a strategic feel to the game. Hell, my best friend and I tag-teamed the game just for shits and giggles over a week, beat the game 3 times on progressively harder level settings. The clothes ripping was a nice touch (with the I'MA GRAFIX GAEM ENGIN'). Necessary, hell no. Kind of like how Overdrive was a concept I seen was to going to be overused. I abused the hell out of it. Had to.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raype
I think 3rd Birthday was bad. I never finished it, just stopped playing because I couldn't take it anymore.
Too much plot and not enough PLOT.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gareko
But seriously, it played like a fucking SOCOM game, which for a Parasite Eve sequel, was a no-no.
I really should replay 2 and Brohood one of these days, both had their moments.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raype
As for 3, I still don't quite understand how that trading/caravan system is supposed to work and why I should even care. :wacko:
http://www.epforums.org/showthread.p...g-Game-(U)(NDS)
Surely I wasn't the only one that thought this was a game about dating Sprung. :wacko:
You're not supposed to care. It's a trivial feature for raking in cash. I'd rather explore and loot some Redcoats out of their savings.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gareko
I made this joke a while ago. Still is funny to see though. :revwacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gareko
7 PM: Sprung has picked me up in a riced out little go kart of a car. He smells strongly of cologne. He needs assistance getting out of his booster seat when we arriveQuote:
Originally Posted by Gareko
7:15 PM: Sitting in a Little Caesars. Sprung is making small talk about how my ass reminds him of someone named "Miranda"
7:30 PM: Sprung attempts to eat a slice of pizza, gets bored, grabs a slice from another pizza.
8 PM: Sprung takes me "dancing". It's really just him moving around rubbing his head on my breasts.
8:45 PM: Sprung is somehow intoxicated after having just 2 beers. Begins pretending he's commander of the enterprise, spinning about on his barstool.
9 PM: Sprung winds up hitting on a painter on the way out. Begins calling him "Tali".
9:10 PM: Sprung complains about the fact that I insisted on a cab and insists that we should just call Scotty and have him "beam us up".
9:12 PM: Sprung gets harassed by some drunk. He begins brandishing his iPhone and making "pew pew" noises. After the drunk walks off, Sprung mentions how I shouldn't be worried since he set it to "Stun"
9:15 PM: Cab arrives. Sprung asks for a discount in exchange for a recording of "this is my favourite cab in Indiana". The cabbie refuses.
9:35 PM: Arrive at Sprung's place. He invites me to the "man cave". I can smell week old cheeseburgers rotting in some far flung corner.
9:45 PM: After showing off his boxsets of Star Trek, Sprung asks if we can engage in coitus. As I'm drunk and of sufficiently low standards I accept.
9:46 PM: Sprung's idea of sexy talk is "number one, ENGAGE". This will be memorable.
9:48 PM: Sprung has climaxed and is now crying uncontrollably next to me. He's mumbling something about having a cold.
9:50 PM: Sprung is now soundly asleep and snoring loudly. I make my escape.
:gaffaw:Quote:
Originally Posted by Raype
I give. I give.
I lost it at "number one, engage". :wacko:
I was thinking "you're my number one because you make my captain dick-'ard"
But brevity and all that.
Also, if there's an EP visual novel, Ray's writing.
Rage is drawing it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gareko
I called it, so it shall happen.
With my outburts finished, I feel the anger washing away from me. A deafening silence filling the air. Then, the silence is broken by a few gradual sobs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gareko
And I ran. The beating of my heart echoing in my ears. I know she must hate me after all the trouble I've caused. But I just couldn't let Gareko's abusive father keep talking to her that way. Even if she never speaks to me again, I can only silently pray that she never has to be treated this way again.
Running across town, I don't stop until my legs have stopped functioning. The aching of my legs only surpassed by the aching of my heart. I let my emotions get the better of me, and I'm going to pay for that for a long, long time. Today was no doubt a lifechanging day.
The only sound hanging in the air is my ragged gasps for breath. Then, the sound of small shoes clacking on the cobblestones.
Go away, I don't want to see anyone. Not right now.
I wait for the person to leave, but they remain. Silently watching me a few feet away.
"Ivolt-kun I-I love you!"
My mind went blank at those words.
Could it really be?
I turn.
There, silhouetted by the setting sun was a small brown girl with bows in her hair and tears streaming down her face.
"G-gareko!?"
10/10, all my feelsQuote:
Originally Posted by Raype
OK.
Now where and who do I fund for this to happen
Also, Gareko route has to be the True End. JUST BECAUSE.
But as it turns out, this is a Nitro+ VN. Possibly UroGen as well.
In other words, Gareko's abusive father is actually raping her every night. Also, Gareko and Ivolt eventually fight to the death in their mechs. Or commit a lover's suicide together. Or both.
Because Nitro+.
My favourite episode was the 3D episode were homer enters our world.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beelzebub
Actually I was thinking she turns out to be the token "poor little sick girl".Quote:
Originally Posted by Gareko
Although taking a page from Gen's book this turns out to be far worse than it appears.
The reason she's sick is because her father has some sort of horrible super AIDs which he acquired from her mother (who had a series of affairs and wound up infected). Gareko happens to be the result of one such affair. Her mother died of the illness not long after and her father is on a clock that's ticking down. Hence his anger issues and his combination love/hate for his daughter who is simultaneously the only thing he has left of his now dead wife (he's still deeply in love with her) and is one of the few legacies he's leaving behind. On the other side she's also a constant reminder of his wife's infidelity and possible lack of love for him. After raping his daughter one particularly horrible night, he passed it on to her. And she, unknowingly, to you.
The True End is you realizing she has mere years to live and you're probably going to be dead within the decade. But deciding to enjoy what little life you have.
HAPPY END.
And that VN is called MuvLuv Unlimited, provided you don't let your love interest go to space. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Raype
(A better ending than MLA's, I might add)