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Originally Posted by strongbad

http://slamonline.com/online/wp-cont...1_randolph.jpg
That's Zach Randolph. His mom came into were I work. She was driving an Escalade. She buys her food with foodstamps.

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Did you get any pics of her taking a shit?

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Originally Posted by TheotheImpaler

Oh how I would marvel at that, but I'm watching episodes of Justice League on Youtube, and I'm still decided whether or not to want to do Wonder Woman or Hawkgirl, I mean, I think I want to do Wonder Woman, I mean, she is so much more hotter plus her sense of justice probably means she is hotter in bed, also, I'm trying to appear as messed up as possible :P

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Hawkgirl.

Hands down.

Although WW does come pre equipped with some rope.

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I'll just leave it at that.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Free will gives us the ability to select the good/evil option. Both outcomes are known, and although I've never really considered it, it is probably already known which descision we chose.

There are certain questions I am not comfortable considering.

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But then, does the choice truly exist? If, no matter how things are, we are known to take only one specific path and no other, the choice is an illusion. This whole line's a nasty, nasty piece of work. And this is just the religious side. Science and neurology does not help matters any. ;)

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Originally Posted by Mistral

But then, does the choice truly exist? If, no matter how things are, we are known to take only one specific path and no other, the choice is an illusion. This whole line's a nasty, nasty piece of work. And this is just the religious side. Science and neurology does not help matters any. ;)

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I choose to believe. If I'm wrong, then I just die. If you're wrong...

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Did you get any pics of her taking a shit?

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No but I was pretty fucking pissed when she used her foodstamps. People are fucking rediculous. She should in jail. She lives in a huge fucking house and has several new huge fucking cars.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

No but I was pretty fucking pissed when she used her foodstamps. People are fucking rediculous. She should in jail. She lives in a huge fucking house and has several new huge fucking cars.

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Report her.

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Originally Posted by Jetsetlemming

Hey, concentration camps take EFFORT. You don't give the nazis enough credit, shame on you Evans. :wacko:

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A minimal amount of efforts to gather people around doesn't mean you're not lazy. :P

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Originally Posted by Mistral

And what is free will? If God is omnipotent and omnipresent, he knows all, including past and future. If our deeds are already known for a certainty, and this certainty is unalterable, then do we have free will? In the converse case, if this is known and alterable - that is to say, if the knowledge can be made false and, by implication, the "truth" seen by God made a lie, is he still all-knowing? :P

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I'm a Buddhist. Leave me alone. :P

How about God being all-knowing as far as the present goes? Laziness rules all, and so, God doesn't care much about what's gonna happen; he deals with what's happening. You know, he really is a big ass procrastinator. I mean, where's the end of the world? The apocalypse? And don't tell me that the guy on the corner is crazy. Sir Toothless John-Bob is not a lunatic.

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Originally Posted by Ray.

Hawkgirl.

Hands down.

Although WW does come pre equipped with some rope.

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I'll just leave it at that.

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I heard that the guy that come up with the idea of wonder woman was messed up (and was in to fetish stuff), I heard from the original premise that the only way to make wonder woman powerless was to tie her up.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Report her.

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Where's the button, and will you get the e-mail?

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Originally Posted by Sprung

I choose to believe. If I'm wrong, then I just die. If you're wrong...

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Meh, I'd rather not believe just because I might be wrong, which is wrong in itself. I stand by my decisions. :lou:

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Originally Posted by Ray.

Hawkgirl.

Hands down.

Although WW does come pre equipped with some rope.

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I'll just leave it at that.

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Also I will admit that the red hair does stuff for me, I mean, damn, I'm stuck :S Edit: though I wish Hawkgirl was more vigorous :P

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Originally Posted by Evans

Where's the button, and will you get the e-mail?

Meh, I'd rather not believe just because I might be wrong, which is wrong in itself. I stand by my decisions. :lou:

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That's not what I meant. I believe regardless.

Then I postulated the right/wrong situation.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

I choose to believe. If I'm wrong, then I just die. If you're wrong...

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...I get reincarnated anyways? I go to purgatory? Pascal was an awful gambler. :P

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Report her.

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Yeah, that would do nothing.

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Originally Posted by Mistral

...I get reincarnated anyways? I go to purgatory? Pascal was an awful gambler. :P

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I don't get it, but I fear I am much less learned than you ;)

Nobody ever said omnisentience means you know the future. It means "know all". If you define all as all currently existing knowledge or all as all knowledge ever, past, present, future, well, that's up to you. Not even all of Christianity agrees on which it is. Some sects believe in "pre-destination", i.e. God knows whether you're going to end up good or bad at the end and you cannot avoid your fate, others believe the future is up to you to write. :O I'm more of the latter than the former. I really don't jive well with the concept of inescapable destiny.

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Originally Posted by Evans

You know, he really is a big ass procrastinator.

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If he were, the bible would be a fuckload more interesting.

"Oh hey, noah, see, there's this flood coming..."
"No shit, I'm neck deep in water here!"
"Err, I suppose it's too late for you to round up some animals and build an ark"
"You fucking kidding me?"

"Uh, abe dude, turns out god changed his mind. He wants you to CIRCUMSIZE your kid, not SACRIFICE your kid. Of course he waited til the last minute to... oh...uh...I see...."
"great, now you tell me..."

"PART!"
"..."
"PART! Come on, they're right behind us!"
"Oh shit no! Gahh" *slice"
*one huge massacre later*
*water parts*

"Jesus, dude, I'm here to save you. Uh... jesus?"
*pokes*
"... God is going to be pissed...."

"Hey israelites, god decided to free you fro..."
*notices burned out jerusalem*
"Ah fuck."

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Sir Toothless John-Bob is not a lunatic.

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You know my uncle john bob?

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Originally Posted by Sprung

That's not what I meant. I believe regardless.

Then I postulated the right/wrong situation.

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But, I don't believe and I try to do good. Where will I go? :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Mistral

...I get reincarnated anyways? I go to purgatory? Pascal was an awful gambler. :P

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And he died of cancer. :P

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Originally Posted by TheotheImpaler

Also I will admit that the red hair does stuff for me, I mean, damn, I'm stuck :S Edit: though I wish Hawkgirl was more vigorous :P

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Indeed.

And caffeine.

Plus I always figured she wasn't "vigorous" because she spent all her energy in the sack.

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Originally Posted by TheotheImpaler

I heard that the guy that come up with the idea of wonder woman was messed up (and was in to fetish stuff), I heard from the original premise that the only way to make wonder woman powerless was to tie her up.

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It still is I think.

kinky.

Wacka somestupidshit Wacka

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Originally Posted by Evans

But, I don't believe and I try to do good. Where will I go? :wacko:

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I think you know my answer ;)

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Originally Posted by Sprung

I don't get it, but I fear I am much less learned than you ;)

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Pascal's Wager (or Pascal's Gambit; I've heard it both ways) refers to a probability game featuring religion. Basically, God may or may not exist, and a person may or may not believe. If the person believes and God exists, they go to heaven (Win). If the person believes and God does not exist, they cease to be (Neutral). If the person believes and God does not exist, they cease to be (Neutral). If the person does not believe and God exists, they go to Hell (Lose). Basically, given the choice between believing and not believing, he says it's better to go with the option that gives a chance of success - believing. It fails because of its postulates - it assumes one Christian big-G-God of a specific denomination, it assumes no impact on living life in its value calculations, it assumes non-zero probability of God existing (continuous probabilities, at any given point, are probability 0), and it assumes belief based on this is valid. Or, in other words, it goes boom real good. :angel:

Threesome with Wonder Woman and Hawkgirl

I have my own special hell resevered for me :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Sprung

I don't get it, but I fear I am much less learned than you ;)

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Pascals wager (the source of the usual "if I'm wrong, I lose nothing. If you're wrong, you lose everything" reason for believing) doesn't account for the possibility that both the Atheist and the Christian could be wrong.

Which makes it a pretty weak way to make a choice on the whole, given how many religions there have been over the years.

edit: beaten by Mistral.

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Originally Posted by Mistral

Pascal's Wager (or Pascal's Gambit; I've heard it both ways) refers to a probability game featuring religion. Basically, God may or may not exist, and a person may or may not believe. If the person believes and God exists, they go to heaven (Win). If the person believes and God does not exist, they cease to be (Neutral). If the person believes and God does not exist, they cease to be (Neutral). If the person does not believe and God exists, they go to Hell (Lose). It fails because of its postulates - it assumes one Christian big-G-God of a specific denomination, it assumes no impact on living life in its value calculations, it assumes non-zero probability of God existing (continuous probabilities, at any given point, are probability 0), and it assumes belief based on this is valid. Or, in other words, it goes boom real good. :angel:

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o_O

I flunked algebra twice. I'm going to hell.

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Originally Posted by Mistral

Pascal's Wager (or Pascal's Gambit; I've heard it both ways) refers to a probability game featuring religion. Basically, God may or may not exist, and a person may or may not believe. If the person believes and God exists, they go to heaven (Win). If the person believes and God does not exist, they cease to be (Neutral). If the person believes and God does not exist, they cease to be (Neutral). If the person does not believe and God exists, they go to Hell (Lose). It fails because of its postulates - it assumes one Christian big-G-God of a specific denomination, it assumes no impact on living life in its value calculations, it assumes non-zero probability of God existing (continuous probabilities, at any given point, are probability 0), and it assumes belief based on this is valid. Or, in other words, it goes boom real good. :angel:

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To quote the joker "I hate it when you make sense" :P

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Originally Posted by TheotheImpaler

Threesome with Wonder Woman and Hawkgirl

I have my own special hell resevered for me :wacko:

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Wonder Woman has the rope, but Hawkgirl has this hammer with spikes or something.

Those girls are kinky. :wacko:

I need something to do tomorrow. What should I do.

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Originally Posted by TheotheImpaler

Threesome with Wonder Woman and Hawkgirl

I have my own special hell resevered for me :wacko:

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Why choose when you can have both? I like this idea.

We'll bury you with some marshmallows and a couple steaks. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Mistral

Or, in other words, it goes boom real good. :angel:

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I like the way you think.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

I need something to do tomorrow. What should I do.

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We should hang out.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

We should hang out.

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I might actually show up now.

I never passed a math test in high school.

True story.

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Originally Posted by strongbad

I might actually show up now.

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I'll grab the camera, you take the shit. It'll be a riot.

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Originally Posted by Fer!

I never passed a math test in high school.

True story.

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I haven't so far. Even cheating doesn't help.

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Originally Posted by Ray.

The one where they all turn into emopires and where there are more typos than correctly spelled words? :wacko:

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When I downloaded my Star Wars Ebooks (~140 of them) There was a series where there was more wrong spelled words than right, and the grammar was horrible. I read about 3 chapters of the first book, just to se eif it got better, but it didn't. So I missed out on about 10 books because I couldn't stand to read them. :\

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Originally Posted by Fer!

I never passed a math test in high school.

True story.

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That must be a Mexican thing.


I shouldn't have said that.

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Originally Posted by Sprung

I think you know my answer ;)

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"Fuck yourself" is not a place. :harold:

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Originally Posted by Sprung

o_O

I flunked algebra twice. I'm going to hell.

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Wanna be roommates? :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Ray.

Why choose when you can have both? I like this idea.

We'll bury you with some marshmallows and a couple steaks. :wacko:

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Well you know what, they were created for our pleasure so yeah, I would do both of them.....without a condom, cos I'm hardcore.

Goodnight all :)

In my entire school career I only failed about 5 tests at most.


Always passed my exams too. Some of them barely, though. Like Tech. Wood, and Geography.

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Originally Posted by Evans

"Fuck yourself" is not a place. :harold:

Wanna be roommates? :wacko:

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:rofl:

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Originally Posted by strongbad

That must be a Mexican thing.


I shouldn't have said that.

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I remember Sprung said something about people being good with science and other stuff rather than numbers.