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22nd-January-2011, 03:40
Cosmic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tassadar

For it is said that those who stare onto a woman with such an equestrian appearance for too long die. :wacko:

I wonder if Matthew Broderick ever has recurring night terrors in which he's incurred the wrath of the mafia?
22nd-January-2011, 03:41
Tassadar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

She's the perfect woman.

Aside from the fact she's *partially* a dude. :wacko:

Some say she is a bit of Monster. :wacko:
22nd-January-2011, 03:43
Tassadar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cosmic

I wonder if Matthew Broderick ever has recurring night terrors in which he's incurred the wrath of the mafia?

May his child be a masculine chi-

He killed two people and only paid $175 in court:

Quote:

Originally Posted by wikipedia

On August 5, 1987, Broderick was in Northern Ireland, vacationing with Jennifer Grey, when he veered their rented BMW into the wrong lane on a country road in Enniskillen, County Fermanagh and smashed head-on into a car driven by Anna Gallagher, 30. She and her mother, Margaret Doherty, 63, died instantly.....Broderick was charged with causing death by dangerous driving and faced a prison term of up to five years. He was later convicted of the lesser charge of careless driving and fined $175.
22nd-January-2011, 03:43
Prude

A little monster~ OuO
22nd-January-2011, 03:44
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tassadar

Some say she is a bit of Monster. :wacko:

Only a little.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prude

Oh whatever.
The only dick I nee- :wacko:

You need to learn to finish your thoughts.

And aren't you supposed to be watching that documentary on sadomasochistic sex?
22nd-January-2011, 03:45
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tassadar

May his child be a masculine chi-

He killed two people and only paid $175 in court:

Apparently you only have to pay a fine if you're white.

This reverse racism is disgusting. :wacko:
22nd-January-2011, 03:48
Tassadar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Apparently you only have to pay a fine if you're white.

This reverse racism is disgusting. :wacko:

He should have served jail time.
22nd-January-2011, 03:49
Zieg30CT

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Only a little.

You need to learn to finish your thoughts.

And aren't you supposed to be watching that documentary on sadomasochistic sex?

Ohhh kinky. :hello:

Can we expect a homemade EP porn vid in the future with Prude demonstrating what she's learned?
22nd-January-2011, 03:50
Tassadar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zieg30CT

Ohhh kinky. :hello:

Can we expect a homemade EP porn vid in the future with Prude demonstrating what she's learned?
22nd-January-2011, 03:51
Drageuth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tassadar

He should have served Jail time.

Jail. With a capital J, motherfuckers.
22nd-January-2011, 03:51
Drageuth

Being a super mod isn't cool anymore, now that everyone else is doing it. :ignore:
22nd-January-2011, 03:52
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tassadar

He should have served Jail time.

Hey, he could always blame his cell phone or plead insanity.

Works wonders for keeping people out of jail.

Fucking legal system.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zieg30CT

Ohhh kinky. :hello:

Can we expect a homemade EP porn vid in the future with Prude demonstrating what she's learned?

Possibly. But we ain't running a charity here. Only the first 5 minutes are free.
22nd-January-2011, 03:53
Prude

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Only a little.

You need to learn to finish your thoughts.

And aren't you supposed to be watching that documentary on sadomasochistic sex?

No! It's Whip It. Ellen Page~
22nd-January-2011, 03:53
Zieg30CT

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Possibly. But we ain't running a charity here. Only the first 5 minutes are free.

Cash, check, or credit? :wacko:
22nd-January-2011, 03:53
Prude

:wacko:
22nd-January-2011, 03:55
Tassadar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Hey, he could always blame his cell phone or plead insanity.

Works wonders for keeping people out of jail.

Fucking legal system.

We have laws against using mobile phones while driving, have people used them as excuses there?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prude

No! It's Whip It. Ellen Page~

You mean that small Canadian boy. :wacko:
22nd-January-2011, 03:57
Prude

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tassadar

We have laws against using mobile phones while driving, have people used them as excuses there?

You mean that small Canadian boy. :wacko:

Oh...right...
22nd-January-2011, 03:57
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tassadar

We have laws against using mobile phones while driving, have people used them as excuses there?

It's illegal here. But being distracted while driving is still an acceptable defense, even if the means is illegal.

It boggles the mind.
22nd-January-2011, 03:58
Drageuth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tassadar

We have laws against using mobile phones while driving, have people used them as excuses there?

We do in BC, as well. But they only took affect last year.
22nd-January-2011, 04:01
Tassadar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

It's illegal here. But being distracted while driving is still an acceptable defense, even if the means is illegal.

It boggles the mind.

So the laws gives people excuses for not being attentive drivers, wow.
22nd-January-2011, 04:04
Jazzmarazz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tassadar

So the laws gives people excuses for not being attentive drivers, wow.

Talk about attentive drivers; I saw a lady at the red light before I crossed, eating yogurt. She was so engulfed in the magical experience that the people honked behind her to get her to move after the light turned green.
yogurt:rolleyes:
22nd-January-2011, 04:05
Prude

So anyway this is a great movie. :wacko:
22nd-January-2011, 04:14
Cosmic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Hey, he could always blame his cell phone or plead insanity.

Works wonders for keeping people out of jail.

Fucking legal system.

Can't comment on how it works in Canada but over here it's very difficult to prove insanity, and while it may keep someone out of jail, it'll get them locked up in a mental ward instead, which isn't exactly super happy fun time either.

Of course, there's also temporary insanity and from there we get into automatism, which looking at the quote was probably what he pleaded. Strangled your wife while you were sleepwalking? It's OK, you didn't know what you were doing. Have a cookie. :wacko:
22nd-January-2011, 04:27
Sprung

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Originally Posted by Sprung

I believe it is time to procure some Taco Bell products. I shall return with Americanized misrepresentations of traditional Mexican cuisine.

:wav:

THAT was a long, cold drive o_O

Check engine light came on. I guess the car said 'fuck you, it's too cold' :wacko:
22nd-January-2011, 04:28
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cosmic

I wonder if Matthew Broderick ever has recurring night terrors in which he's incurred the wrath of the mafia?

Ever seen The Godfather?
22nd-January-2011, 04:29
Prude

Mmm I have left over mac and cheese with meatballs from noodles and company and left over pizza.
22nd-January-2011, 05:17
brit

I JUST realized that everyone is a Super Moderator.

Also, I'm teaching myself Objective-C.
22nd-January-2011, 05:21
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by brit

I JUST realized that everyone is a Super Moderator.

Also, I'm teaching myself Objective-C.

The forum is showing everyone as whatever you are. To me, everyone is an Admin, which scares the bejesus out of me.
22nd-January-2011, 05:24
Jazzmarazz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

The forum is showing everyone as whatever you are. To me, everyone is an Admin, which scares the bejesus out of me.

To me, everyone's a super sexy beast. :xxx:
22nd-January-2011, 05:25
Colamisu

Here, it's only illegal to drive while on the phone in school zones. Otherwise, you're good. However, driving without a seatbelt is illegal.
22nd-January-2011, 05:29
Raype

Stupidheads

Stupidheads EVERYWHERE.
22nd-January-2011, 05:30
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

The forum is showing everyone as whatever you are. To me, everyone is an Admin, which scares the bejesus out of me.

:x
22nd-January-2011, 05:32
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

:x

This is why.
22nd-January-2011, 05:33
Jazzmarazz

All of my posts show up twice...?
22nd-January-2011, 05:44
Prude

Quote:

Originally Posted by jazzmarazz

All of my posts show up twice...?

Oh, so you're a sucker for internet mods? DOES THAT TURN YOU ON xD
22nd-January-2011, 05:53
Fer!

Uh...

Guys, why do I see everyone with a "Super Ferderator!" thing below your usernames? >_>
22nd-January-2011, 05:54
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

Uh...

Guys, why do I see everyone with a "Super Ferderator!" thing below your usernames? >_>

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sprung

The forum is showing everyone as whatever you are. To me, everyone is an Admin, which scares the bejesus out of me.
22nd-January-2011, 05:55
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fer!

Uh...

Guys, why do I see everyone with a "Super Ferderator!" thing below your usernames? >_>

Panda went apeshit and made everybody an s. mod.

And because he felt like being a huge jerk he gave us all your title.

Shit's going CRAZY.
22nd-January-2011, 05:55
Russ

http://www.tumyeto.com/images_new/news/7140img4043.JPG
22nd-January-2011, 05:55
Fer!

Oh.
Right, that makes sense, I'm not cool enough to have my name on your user titles.

:wacko:

Still haven't gotten used to this new forum-thing.

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