The Apocalypse-Out: WE'RE STILL HERE GUYS (Probably not for long, though)

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Originally Posted by GradyWilson

Me: "Officer, the girls SAID they were 19!"
Young female Cop: "So what if they DID? LOOK at yourself you filthy old BASTARD!!"
Me: So you what about you, tough day? Wanna come back to my place for drinks?
Young female Cop: Umm sure why not?




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*queue cheesy porn music*

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Originally Posted by Roxas

:lol

That's what I'd go with, but I'm 18, so they're technically illegal for me too. :wacko:

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That's legal in BC.

Age of consent is 16 here. It was only raised to 16 in 2008 -- before that it was 14. This is the only reason I'm not in prison right now. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

That's legal in BC.

Age of consent is 16 here. It was only raised to 16 in 2008 -- before that it was 14. This is the only reason I'm not in prison right now. :wacko:

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14 - ? y-i-k-e-s....
(again, NEED a Mr. Herbert jpg here)

Border patrol: "So then, sir, the girls in the back seat are of LEGAL age?"
Me at the Hartford/Quebec/Upstate NY border: "You betcha - They just turned 14 last NIGHT, in fact!"
BP: "Move along, then...enjoy your complimentary Tim Hortons coupons!"
Me: "Thanks, again, for the 8.5% Molsons!"



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Originally Posted by Drageuth

That's legal in BC.

Age of consent is 16 here. It was only raised to 16 in 2008 -- before that it was 14. This is the only reason I'm not in prison right now. :wacko:

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Wasn't it only consentual if the opposite party was under 18 too though :thot: Fuck I don't know, when I was a teen we all fucked like rabbits.


Think I should stop posting now. Sigh.

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Originally Posted by Zaladane

Wasn't it only consentual if the opposite party was under 18 too though :thot: Fuck I don't know, when I was a teen we all fucked like rabbits.


Think I should stop posting now. Sigh.

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I believe you're thinking of the States.

Age of consent laws in Canada are 16 unless being exploited (prostitution, stripping, pornography, authority figure such as teacher or coach, etc). There is a 5 year "peer group" grace period allowed for 14/15 year olds -- ie, a 14 year old can sleep with up to a 19 year old, and a 15 year old can sleep with up to a 20 year old. I believe there is also a 2 year grace period for 12/13. Anything after 16 years old, provided that there is no exploitation and no authority position, is perfectly legal as far as I am aware.

It does become a bit of a mess when you take in the "authority figure" clause, though.

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

I believe you're thinking of the States.

Age of consent laws in Canada are 16 unless being exploited (prostitution, stripping, pornography, authority figure such as teacher or coach, etc). There is a 5 year "peer group" grace period allowed for 14/15 year olds -- ie, a 14 year old can sleep with up to a 19 year old, and a 15 year old can sleep with up to a 20 year old. I believe there is also a 2 year grace period for 12/13. Anything after 16 years old, provided that there is no exploitation and no authority position, is perfectly legal as far as I am aware.

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Shit. I should have tried harder then :wacko:


Also I won't mention how you seem to know so much about it :wacko: Let's just blame this on google :P

Man it's weird using a mouse after all this time. I got so used to using the right stick on my controller and the triggers it's not funny.

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Originally Posted by Zaladane

Shit. I should have tried harder then :wacko:


Also I won't mention how you seem to know so much about it :wacko: Let's just blame this on google :P

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I looked up a bunch of it when I first got my ex pregnant. She was 14 when we started dating and I was 19. I just googled again to reconfirm nothing else changed. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Drageuth

I looked up a bunch of it when I first got my ex pregnant. She was 14 when we started dating and I was 19. I just googled again to reconfirm nothing else changed. :wacko:

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Holy carp, I knew she was younger but didn't know by that much.... Good job :top:



:wacko:

See my post about human animals :lol
seems to fit :revwacko:

Shit. To order a pizza or not :thot:

I've already dipped into the rent money :dread:

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Originally Posted by Zaladane

Holy carp, I knew she was younger but didn't know by that much.... Good job :top:



:wacko:

See my post about human animals :lol
seems to fit :revwacko:

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I like 'em young. :whistle:

Okay. Gotta run to the bank and take out some change for laundry, then go pick up kiddo. I still have no idea what to get my sister-in-law for Christmas. :dread:

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Just got home and saw a package sitting on my front porch. I suddenly got excited thinking that it was my gift from my secret santa. Nope, it was something for my roommates sister. *kick*

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Originally Posted by Beelzebub

Just got home and saw a package sitting on my front porch. I suddenly got excited thinking that it was my gift from my secret santa. Nope, it was something for my roommates sister. *kick*

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Was it a sex chew toy :wacko: