Ask Doctor Robotnik!

which of the sonic characters do you find the most irritating?

what do you think of sonics personality changing so often? sometimes hes calm and patient, other times hes loveable and wholesome, on generations hes kinda melo yet in colors he is straight up arrogant to the point of taunting a boss and telling it to run while it has a chance. personally colors is my favourite version

would you be able to get along with eggman nega? well enough to share rule of the world and team to destory sonic?

is the real Sonic an actual hedgehog or is he anthropomorphic (i think thats the word) just like in the games?

what does the master emerald actually DO? you know, besides blow up and make knuckles guard it it has to do something epic because its freakin massive

Dear me, it has been entirely too long since I was here, hasn't it?

So sorry, taking over the world does take some priority.

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Originally Posted by luffy4

which of the sonic characters do you find the most irritating?

what do you think of sonics personality changing so often? sometimes hes calm and patient, other times hes loveable and wholesome, on generations hes kinda melo yet in colors he is straight up arrogant to the point of taunting a boss and telling it to run while it has a chance. personally colors is my favourite version

would you be able to get along with eggman nega? well enough to share rule of the world and team to destory sonic?

is the real Sonic an actual hedgehog or is he anthropomorphic (i think thats the word) just like in the games?

what does the master emerald actually DO? you know, besides blow up and make knuckles guard it it has to do something epic because its freakin massive

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- Of all of Sonic's friends? Shadow. Yes, I've said this before, but that recurring amnesiac irritates me. Badly.
- That's just poor interpretation by SEGA. Sonic is a cocky, speedy, heroic hedgehog with an irritating attitude and an ever more irritating habit of foiling my schemes. Generations probably had the best interpretation.
- No, I would not. My descendant has a lot to learn about taking over the world before he can even consider calling himself my equal. Most importantly, he doesn't seem to care about anything. The moment things go poorly, he's quite prepared to destroy the planet in a childish tantrum. Okay, so I've lost my temper often enough, but I'd like to think I've never gone quite that far.
- He is as he is shown in the games.
- The Master Emerald is a sublimely powerful energy source. Nothing in the world exists today that can match it. As for what it's currently doing - well, it should be keeping Knuckles' Angel Island afloat, but I swiped the Emerald, replacing it with a fake. Currently a couple of thrusters do the job instead. Knuckles hasn't caught on, because as I've mentioned before, he's not exactly the sharpest spoon in the box. At present, it's in the Egg Carrier keeping things running until I figure out a better use for it.

if you are such a genius cant you make something similar to the chaos emeralds and catch sonic blind sided? i believe at certain points there were fake emeralds that were significantly weaker, but you must be able to find a way to duplicate them or clone, or steal a parrallel dimensions emeralds etc...

Did you have a good Christmas and New Year?
1. Are you a fan of Legend of Zelda games?
2. How long does it take to make your robot servants?
And how long did it take to make your eggmobile?
Do you think your eggmobile will ever become obsolete?

A very late Merry Christmas and a very late Happy New Year.

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(1) Do you hate me? If so, why? And would you throw me in a prison or something if you hate me?
(2) Did you get any Christmas presents?

Hey doc!!!:wav:
1st of all a belated happy new year.

1.)How's ur new year going till now?
2.)What do you prefer to do in ur free time? Play some Sonic Gamez?

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Originally Posted by Shane

A very late Merry Christmas and a very late Happy New Year.

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(1) Do you hate me? If so, why? And would you throw me in a prison or something if you hate me?
(2) Did you get any Christmas presents?

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Look who's back.
Hey dude wazzup?:wav:

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Originally Posted by luffy4

if you are such a genius cant you make something similar to the chaos emeralds and catch sonic blind sided? i believe at certain points there were fake emeralds that were significantly weaker, but you must be able to find a way to duplicate them or clone, or steal a parrallel dimensions emeralds etc...

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It would be practically impossible to just duplicate a Chaos Emerald. The sheer amount of power contained within those stones would preclude any possibility of it, technologically speaking. Even for me. The fake emeralds were a decent ploy, developed by Tails, but easily figured out. Really, that kid can't act.

When it comes to stealing frmo parallel dimensions, I refer you to earlier pages of the thread - I do not breach dimensional walls. It tends to leave reality bleeding from all sorts of places. And then it dies and takes a couple dimensions with it. Not desirable. At all.

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Originally Posted by Iamerror

Did you have a good Christmas and New Year?
1. Are you a fan of Legend of Zelda games?
2. How long does it take to make your robot servants?
And how long did it take to make your eggmobile?
Do you think your eggmobile will ever become obsolete?

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Yes, I did, thank you.
1 - Eh, I enjoy the occasional Zelda game, but I wouldn't go so far as to consider myself a fan.
2 - Approximately five minutes a piece. Automatisation, baby!

Of course, development of a new series takes a while, but once it's done developing, the series can be produced en masse very quickly.
- My Eggmobile is one of my first inventions. Took me a while to finish building it properly, as a result, but I'm not sure how long it actually took anymore. Including research and development, it took a year or two, I believe. Of course, the design and capabilities of the Eggmobile are constantly being updated, so technically, it's an everlasting project.
- A personal floating transportation device that can get me nearly anywhere and serves as the cockpit for my greater creations, allowing me to escape safely should disaster strike and the creation be destroyed?

Yeah, don't see it becoming obsolete somehow.

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Originally Posted by Shane

A very late Merry Christmas and a very late Happy New Year.

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(1) Do you hate me? If so, why? And would you throw me in a prison or something if you hate me?
(2) Did you get any Christmas presents?

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Thank you, and the same to you.

1 - I don't see why I should. And no. I hate plenty of people and things, that shouldn't be grounds for imprisonment. Many things are, but personal dislike will not be. In most cases. Looking at you, Shadow.
2 - Oddly, no. It might have something to do with the fact that I'm a master scientist bent on world domination currently in hiding while developing my next plot. It tends to leave one a bit... isolated.

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Originally Posted by Varun Highwind

Hey doc!!!:wav:
1st of all a belated happy new year.

1.)How's ur new year going till now?
2.)What do you prefer to do in ur free time? Play some Sonic Gamez?




Look who's back.
Hey dude wazzup?:wav:

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Thank you, and you as well.

1 - Fairly well, I've perfected a few new technologies. Sonic won't know what hit him!

...if it hits him. Oh well, I only have to get lucky once!
2 - Usually, gaming. It's a nice way to waste one's free time. What little of it I have.

1. Do you think Game Freak (or whoever Pokémon's developers are) is crazy for creating Generation VI? (Pokémon X and Y)
2. Which web browser do you think is the best?
3. How do you feel about entirely random questions like the first three questions in this post?
4. Do you often have to translate things as a future-world-ruler?
5. How are you?

what is up with your eyes?

why are they all black and evil like?

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1. Do you think Game Freak (or whoever Pokémon's developers are) is crazy for creating Generation VI? (Pokémon X and Y)
2. Which web browser do you think is the best?
3. How do you feel about entirely random questions like the first three questions in this post?
4. Do you often have to translate things as a future-world-ruler?
5. How are you?

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1 - They're still making money out of the property, so I can't really blame them. I do consider them daft for milking a franchise that much, but it's their choice.
2 - EggNet. But for completely ordinary use, I suppose it's a toss-up between Chrone and Firefox. The two work. Not as well as EggNet, but they work.
3 - I don't mind them, unless they are purely directed to annoy me. I've had a few of those throughout this thread.
4 - Constantly. Luckily, my translat-o-tron 3000 (yes, I was having an off-day when naming this thing. Shush.) works just fine.
5 - I'm doing just fine, thank you. More plotting, more conquest, and a victory are on the horizon! Perhaps!

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what is up with your eyes?

why are they all black and evil like?

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Perhaps you're referring to one of my dimensional counterparts? If you'll look at the image of me tacked onto my signature, you'll note that I wear glasses. My eyes are quite normal. Just not perfect.

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1. Has any of your family members passed away?
2. How would you deal with it?
3. What is your opinion on walls of text?
4. Do you think it will be possible to make a duplicate of the Chaos Emerald in the far, far future?
5. Would you ever make Angel Island fall to the ground?

6. How do you feel about getting less questions to answer?

why dont you have a game based on yourself?
how does/is the code that is used to make the internet work/made? (PHP/HTML/JAVA/etc...)
and how does that work?

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why dont you have a game based on yourself?
how does/is the code that is used to make the internet work/made? (PHP/HTML/JAVA/etc...)
and how does that work?

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Mean bean machine.

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Originally Posted by luffy4

how does/is the code that is used to make the internet work/made? (PHP/HTML/JAVA/etc...)
and how does that work?

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:dread:
where did this came from?

1. Is there a time period you wish to visit?
2. What is your favorite kind of music?
3.Where can I find this eggnet? It sounds good. How much does it cost to use?

1.)What are ur thoughts about the new "Mega" file-sharing service?
2.) Do u use any file sharing services?

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1. Has any of your family members passed away?
2. How would you deal with it?
3. What is your opinion on walls of text?
4. Do you think it will be possible to make a duplicate of the Chaos Emerald in the far, far future?
5. Would you ever make Angel Island fall to the ground?

6. How do you feel about getting less questions to answer?

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1 - A few of them, thanks to GUN.
2 - Well, I am trying to take over the world.
3 - I tend to like monologuing, so I'd be a hypocrite to hate them. Sometimes I hate them, but that's if they're preposterously stupid.
4 - Perhaps, but I'll still call it 'unlikely'. These things occupy a very delicate balance. Creating more can only lead to destabilisation.
5 - I have, at least twice by my recollection. (The third one wasn't my fault).
6 - I'm of two minds. On one side, the thread's had a long lief. On the other hand, it's a shame, certainly.

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Originally Posted by luffy4

why dont you have a game based on yourself?
how does/is the code that is used to make the internet work/made? (PHP/HTML/JAVA/etc...)
and how does that work?

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- Because SEGA refuses to star the villain. Gits.
- I don't really have time for a full-blown "learn the net" seminar. It's not even that hard. Look up a tutorial.
- How does what work. The internet? Through networks.

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Mean bean machine.

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That abomination starred, and I use the word starred quite wrongly, my most aggravatingly incompetent counterpart to date.

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Originally Posted by Varun Highwind

:dread:
where did this came from?

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How should I know? Someone typed it, I suppose.

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Originally Posted by Iamerror

1. Is there a time period you wish to visit?
2. What is your favorite kind of music?
3.Where can I find this eggnet? It sounds good. How much does it cost to use?

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1 - A few, but none of them very constructive.
2 - As I've said before: Classic rock. Yeah, I know you were expecting techno.
3 - You can't. It's personal use only until I take over the world.

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Originally Posted by Varun Highwind

1.)What are ur thoughts about the new "Mega" file-sharing service?
2.) Do u use any file sharing services?

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1 - None, I hadn't heard anything about it yet. Busy plotting and all that.
2 - No, not really. I am a wanted criminal, after all. Sharing my files and systems would be... counterintuitive.

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik

How should I know? Someone typed it, I suppose.

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That's a good answer :wacko:

1. Do you consider people to be insane if they are members of 15+ different forums?
2. If you had to ban one language, what would it be?
3. When are you planning your next vacation?
4. What was your most recent scheme to take over the world? Or did none take place in the time I was gone?
5. Is this "GUN" entity still existent? If so, are you planning on getting rid of it?



@v: That's just plain evil. :doink:

Hey doc! Ever thought about killing ur neighbors?:hotmad:

could you defeat Galactus of the marvel universe?
what would you do if you were confronted with an intelligent enemy that could control the fabric of reality?

Classic Rock! You're awesome,Dr.Robotnik. If I say so myself.
What classic rock songs are your favorite?
I was hoping I could get eggnet, it sounds better than what I have.

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Originally Posted by Shane

That's a good answer :wacko:

1. Do you consider people to be insane if they are members of 15+ different forums?
2. If you had to ban one language, what would it be?
3. When are you planning your next vacation?
4. What was your most recent scheme to take over the world? Or did none take place in the time I was gone?
5. Is this "GUN" entity still existent? If so, are you planning on getting rid of it?



@v: That's just plain evil. :doink:

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1 - Over-committed, perhaps.
2 - Leetspeak or textspeak. It's deplorably tiresome. "y r u here 2?" "I have no idea what you just said to me. I would like to keep it that way. Go away."
3 - I tend to go on vacation when I'm between plots. I can't predict when Sonic'll catch wind of one and try to scuttle it, of course, so the timing tends to be randomised.

When I win, then I can set a specific date for a vacation. Probably approximately 20 years in the future. I'll be a very busy man.
4 - Other than some minor plots to keep my hand in, my last major attempt was the Time Eater fiasco, immortalised in Sonic Generations.
5 - GUN, by this point, essentially comprises the armies of the world. So yes. And given that they tried to have me eliminated for being too intelligent, yes, I still plan on dismantling it. They can't stand up to me, but I have no time to annihilate an ancient, clunky military apparatus whilst more powerful foes still remain at large.

If you think I feel annoyed at Sonic always besting me, imagine how GUN must feel. Their entire military outclassed by a single hedgehog.

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Originally Posted by Varun Highwind

Hey doc! Ever thought about killing ur neighbors?:hotmad:

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Back when I worked for GUN?

Often.

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Originally Posted by luffy4

could you defeat Galactus of the marvel universe?
what would you do if you were confronted with an intelligent enemy that could control the fabric of reality?

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- Possibly, but then, it's unlikely for him to exist. He's the planet-eating... thing, right?

If memory serves, he could be defeated essentially by destroying his means to feed. His sippy straw, if you will. I believe the Egg Fleet would be easily capable of something like that.
- Try to have it join me, see Time Eater, or run away screaming.

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Originally Posted by Iamerror

Classic Rock! You're awesome,Dr.Robotnik. If I say so myself.
What classic rock songs are your favorite?
I was hoping I could get eggnet, it sounds better than what I have.

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- Why thank you.
- Mostly songs by the Beatles, and Simon & Garfunkel.
- It is. I don't even need to know what you're currently using. It is.

1. YOU WORKED FOR GUN!? :eek2:
1.1. For how long?
1.2. What did you do there?
1.3. Was there a specific reason you left?

2. What was the most recent minor scheme to take over the world?

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2 - Leetspeak or textspeak. It's deplorably tiresome. "y r u here 2?" "I have no idea what you just said to me. I would like to keep it that way. Go away."

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You know, you actually reminded me of a rule I had to add to my forum. :wacko:
Anyway...
3. If you had to ban any official languages, what would it be? German? Afrikaans? Latin? Any other language?

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Gosh, 5 days before there's another question or two. :doink:

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Is it nose hair.. or a mustache?

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IT'S A MUSTACHE! A MUSTACHE!
Sheesh.

1.What do you think of new music?
2. What's one fad that you hope doesn't come back?

Is it nose hair.. or a mustache?

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Originally Posted by Iamerror

1.What do you think of new music?

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I would like to add something to this.

1.) Do you think that new music is shit as compared to the retro one?
2.) Which character do you feel is worthy to be ur rival apart from Sonic? (i mean a character from other gaming franchises)

And 3rd

Spoiler warning:

Do u watch Porn?:pwacko:

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1. YOU WORKED FOR GUN!? :eek2:
1.1. For how long?
1.2. What did you do there?
1.3. Was there a specific reason you left?

2. What was the most recent minor scheme to take over the world?


You know, you actually reminded me of a rule I had to add to my forum. :wacko:
Anyway...
3. If you had to ban any official languages, what would it be? German? Afrikaans? Latin? Any other language?

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Gosh, 5 days before there's another question or two. :doink:


IT'S A MUSTACHE! A MUSTACHE!
Sheesh.

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1 - Yes, I worked for GUN. Back then I wanted to use my mind for the betterment of society. Then society, or at least GUN, decided that I was too intelligent and tried to kill and/or destroy my effectiveness by murdering a few of my loved ones. One of these days I"ll find out why these kinds of organisations consider that to be a good idea. Idiots.
1.1 - Five or so years.
1.2 - Research and development, naturally. I don't think I'm cut out to be a foot soldier, do you? But put it this way - a great many of the current robots they use in their forces are in fact based on my old designs. Strongly upgraded, because they're not thatstupid, but still miles behind my own designs.
1.3 - See earlier explanation. It's not something I like to revisit often.
2 - That would have been the Egg Walker rampage. I built a couple of them, which didn't need me in the cockpit. Sonic eventually trashed them, but as I said, these plots are mostly to keep my hand in.
3 - I don't really feel an urge to ban any national language. Why on earth would I? I can translate anything, and most, if not all, languages are based on a long history of development and interaction. Textspeak is based on laziness, and leetspeak is based on an urge to stand out where you really don't.

Yes, new questions have been slow, but I will admit that so have I, in the hopes of having a few more to answer in one go. So here we are, really.

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1.What do you think of new music?
2. What's one fad that you hope doesn't come back?

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1 - Lots of dross, some good.
2 - The Sonic impersonation clotheslines. Seriously, it's a bit tiresome to scout, and see everyone walking around with fake spines. Still, that fad taught me how to develop extra advanced sensor technology. They were going haywire. "Sonic detected, Sonic detected, Sonic de- Sonic detected."

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Originally Posted by Nick

Is it nose hair.. or a mustache?

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Is it a stupid question... or a rhetorical one?

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Originally Posted by Varun Highwind

I would like to add something to this.

1.) Do you think that new music is shit as compared to the retro one?
2.) Which character do you feel is worthy to be ur rival apart from Sonic? (i mean a character from other gaming franchises)

And 3rd

Spoiler warning:

Do u watch Porn?:pwacko:

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1 - Not necessarily. A lot of music stands on its own merits. Quite a lot of it also falls on its own demerits. That's something every generation of music has had, I"m sure.
2 - Incredibly difficult to say. You see, I've actually fought Sonic repeatedly. I know, and can calculate and calibrate, his abilities. Characters from games, in most cases, have extremely unreliable amounts of power. Sometimes they can stop meteorites whilst at the next turn they get knocked out by a single punch, to advance a story. It's a question that is exceptionally difficult to answer for that very reason. Still, if I had to pick one, I suppose I'd go with Ratchet. That is one weapons arsenal I do not need, nor want, to counter. I could, but I don't want to have to.

As for your third question, you're lucky you decided to spoiler-tag it. I'm beginning to grow weary of referring people to RULE NUMBER ONE. It's only in the original post.

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As for your third question, you're lucky you decided to spoiler-tag it. I'm beginning to grow weary of referring people to RULE NUMBER ONE. It's only in the original post.

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Oh!:!!!:
Sorry Doc, My Bad.:sweat:

1. What do you enjoy reading about?
2. Have you tried chai tea? It's delicious.
3. Do you ever take the day off from planning world domination?

1. If you had to give a birthday present to somebody, what would it be?
2. Are there imbeciles who impersonate Sonic's friends as well?
3. Have you ever accidentally broken any rule, even one of your own, to try and stop Sonic the Annoyingly Blue Hedgehog of Constant Annoyance?

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4. Do you have something that translates words to binary and vice versa?
5. What is the strongest metal / material / whatever the correct word is that not even Sonic can break? Or can he break everything like titanium and diamonds?

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Originally Posted by Iamerror

Have you tried chai tea? It's delicious.

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You mean the type of tea we Indians drink?

could you use Skrillex and Deadmau5 to take over the world?
for your next video game Playthrough, would you consider Drawn To Life wii? its one of those games that NO ONE has done a playthrough for, you cant even find a video of the final boss (its different then the DS one) let alone a picture of it

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Oh!:!!!:
Sorry Doc, My Bad.:sweat:

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Try not to let it happen again, would you?

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1. What do you enjoy reading about?
2. Have you tried chai tea? It's delicious.
3. Do you ever take the day off from planning world domination?

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1 - Varies a little. In free time, I tend to enjoy relaxing genres. Fantasy, mystery, etc. Whilst plotting, I tend to read scientific treatises. And then laugh at how hopelessly outdated they are.
2 - Occasionally. I prefer black tea, though.
3 - Very rarely. I expect to take a lot more time off from it when I've finally succeeded.

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Originally Posted by Shane

1. If you had to give a birthday present to somebody, what would it be?
2. Are there imbeciles who impersonate Sonic's friends as well?
3. Have you ever accidentally broken any rule, even one of your own, to try and stop Sonic the Annoyingly Blue Hedgehog of Constant Annoyance?

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4. Do you have something that translates words to binary and vice versa?
5. What is the strongest metal / material / whatever the correct word is that not even Sonic can break? Or can he break everything like titanium and diamonds?

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1 - Probably a simplified version of one of my systems. Heavily simplified.
2 - Yes, but not very often. Mostly it's just Sonic.
3 - Once or twice. They don't stand out as proud moments. My mind snapping and trying to essentially nuke Station Square wasn't a nice time.
4 - Yes. It's called the internet. Really, why would I write my own translator when there are dozens available within reach?
5 - Currently my own brand of Neosteel is exceptionally hard to destroy, but Sonic can blast through many metals, so development is ongoing.

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You mean the type of tea we Indians drink?

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Or the Chinese, or others, really.

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could you use Skrillex and Deadmau5 to take over the world?
for your next video game Playthrough, would you consider Drawn To Life wii? its one of those games that NO ONE has done a playthrough for, you cant even find a video of the final boss (its different then the DS one) let alone a picture of it

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- No. I could use them to induce a migraine in myself. I do have taste, you know.
- Not particularly. I don't much like the Wii, so I'm not very bothered with any of its games.

1. What's the weirdest game you've ever played?
2.Will you offer your eggnet for citizens after you take over?
3. Will you fix the horrible infrastructure here in America after you take over? It doesn't seem to be a priority to our government.
4. What's the best birthday present you've received?
5. What's your favorite flavor of cake?

Have u ever fell in love??

can you figure out the latest picture in the "guess the anime" thread?

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1. What's the weirdest game you've ever played?
2.Will you offer your eggnet for citizens after you take over?
3. Will you fix the horrible infrastructure here in America after you take over? It doesn't seem to be a priority to our government.
4. What's the best birthday present you've received?
5. What's your favorite flavor of cake?

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1 - I'm not sure. There are a few that qualify, really. I just got that new Antechamber thing, for example. Now there's an example of thinking outside the box.
2 - A limited version, yes. I'm not about to hand out my system's secrets the moment I win. It's a good way to start losing again almost immediately.
3 - I intend to not limit fixes to just America, but the entirety of the world. That's sorta my focus, as you might have noticed.
4 - ...I'm a supposed supervillain bent on taking over the world. This might surprise you, but I don't actually get many gifts, oddly.
5 - Difficult to say. This is another one of those questions to which the answer can vary daily. I'll go with Cheesecake (strawberry) for the day.

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Have u ever fell in love??

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Can't say that I have, except with the job.

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Originally Posted by luffy4

can you figure out the latest picture in the "guess the anime" thread?

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What I've figured out about it is that you worry the hell out of me. And so does whatever that anime is.

as it should, it is known for being disgusting

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4 - ...I'm a supposed supervillain bent on taking over the world. This might surprise you, but I don't actually get many gifts, oddly.

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Your birthday's somewhere in October, right, sir / doctor?

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3 - I intend to not limit fixes to just America, but the entirety of the world. That's sorta my focus, as you might have noticed.

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In other words, all laws for all countries in the world will be the same?

Strawberry cheesecake is delicious.
1. What do you like most about your job, and what do you like least about it?
2. aww. You don't get presents. That's sad, everyone deserves to get a gift.