The Dismemberment-Out: It's been nice knowing you, Jazz

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Originally Posted by Milady

Al--alright then. I'll try not to cram my shoes under there any more, sorry about that! :x

I can't, he's too cute. Wait until he wakes up and starts acting all grumpy, then ask me again. :wacko:

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Thanks sug :x

Oh, well in that case, take the initiative and strap electrodes to his testes. When he wakes up grumpy, zap him! :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Panda Man

Thanks sug :x

Oh, well in that case, take the initiative and strap electrodes to his testes. When he wakes up grumpy, zap him! :wacko:

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<3

I guess that could work.

But what happens if he hears giggling from under the couch? :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Milady

Can't we just make one of those "inspired by a true story" movies? You know, the sort where you borrow everyone's names and then make everything 10x more dramatic than what actually happened? :wacko:

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Nope, but we know someone who can. To Ruckersville! :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Cosmic

Nope, but we know someone who can. To Ruckersville! :wacko:

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Okay, I'll let the mafia kill me.

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Originally Posted by Milady

<3

I guess that could work.

But what happens if he hears giggling from under the couch? :wacko:

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I'll murder him.

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Originally Posted by Panda Man

I'll murder him.

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:sa-frown:

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Originally Posted by Milady

:sa-frown:

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:muhaha:

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Originally Posted by Panda Man

:muhaha:

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*sets up a bunch of rat traps and shoves them under the couch*

BITCH! </3 >:

*removes thanks hack*

:wacko:

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Originally Posted by Panda Man

BITCH! </3 >:

*removes thanks hack*

:wacko:

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Noooooooooooooooo.

x_x

I'm so tired. I was up and out of bed by 6am. ;_;

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Originally Posted by Cosmic

I'm so tired. I was up and out of bed by 6am. ;_;

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Hey, I have this nice comfy couch over here if you'd like a nap.

Never mind the fuzz underneath. That's just a blanket. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Milady

Noooooooooooooooo.

x_x

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Excellent, I've found your weakness :muhaha:

It's thundering and lightning here!

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Originally Posted by Milady

Hey, I have this nice comfy couch over here if you'd like a nap.

Never mind the fuzz underneath. That's just a blanket. :wacko:

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Maybe being gullible and hopelessly naive will have a positive result this time! :wacko: