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31st-October-2011, 04:03
Raype

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Originally Posted by The Bus From Speed

I don't look like a boy in a dress, so I suppose that's a start. I don't particularly look like a girl in a dress either, but we can work at that. :wacko:

Even if I did, I'd cripple my feet on the sea of lego bricks strewn across the floor before I made it more than two or three steps toward the door.

Ah medical technology. Is there nothing you can't do? :wacko:

I'd risk it if I were you. I realize you hadn't played DAO, but one look at his lineage will show he's from a long line of brood mothers. Considering the process involved in creating one, ECK.
31st-October-2011, 04:04
Drageuth

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Originally Posted by Pixie

After a flurry of E-mails back and forth for the last hour guess what I haaaaaaaave!!!!

:dancing:

:clap:

Congrats, buddy.
31st-October-2011, 04:05
Sprung

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Originally Posted by The Bus From Speed

Ahh, sorry, misread your post and thought you were saying it was that long for everything. ^_^

Nah, I only did the critical missions. I did start to get dragged into some crap about some guy's dead wife's body not being returned. I selected the "fuck it, she'd dead. Move on" direction :lol
31st-October-2011, 04:07
Elin

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Originally Posted by Jessie

I was kind of afraid it might backfire. With Elin, comparing CWC to a sick cat might be a dangerous game. We might only convince her that she wants to help even more.

I bet that if I ever end up in a relationship with someone, it'll be someone who is all broken up, and I'll start loving them because I'm convinced that I can somehow put them back together again. And I'll just mess them up even more. D:

...yes, these are the things I worry about when I lie in bed at night. ^_^
31st-October-2011, 04:07
Elin

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Nah, I only did the critical missions. I did start to get dragged into some crap about some guy's dead wife's body not being returned. I selected the "fuck it, she'd dead. Move on" direction :lol

"She's gone to a better place. I don't know where that place is, but I'm sure it's better." :wacko:
31st-October-2011, 04:08
Drageuth

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Bus From Speed

I bet that if I ever end up in a relationship with someone, it'll be someone who is all broken up, and I'll start loving them because I'm convinced that I can somehow put them back together again. And I'll just mess them up even more. D:

...yes, these are the things I worry about when I lie in bed at night. ^_^

It's okay. They are the same things that I worry about.
31st-October-2011, 04:09
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Bus From Speed

I bet that if I ever end up in a relationship with someone, it'll be someone who is all broken up, and I'll start loving them because I'm convinced that I can somehow put them back together again. And I'll just mess them up even more. D:

...yes, these are the things I worry about when I lie in bed at night. ^_^

Some people have no problem being broken up into little pieces. For what is life but the gradual formation of cracks and chips in your existence? Wear your psychosis, your physical and emotional scars, and your inability to ever be "right" again with a sense of pride!

That being said, I'm pretty broken. Meet me for lunch in 10 minutes. You bring the duct tape, I'll bring the crazy glue. <3
31st-October-2011, 04:09
Milady

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Bus From Speed

I bet that if I ever end up in a relationship with someone, it'll be someone who is all broken up, and I'll start loving them because I'm convinced that I can somehow put them back together again. And I'll just mess them up even more. D:

...yes, these are the things I worry about when I lie in bed at night. ^_^

Hold that thought, I'm going to go buy you a sick cat so you have less to worry about. :wacko:
31st-October-2011, 04:13
Raype

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Originally Posted by James

It's okay. They are the same things that I worry about.

In your defense, the only way you'd be messing them up is with your ginormous genitalia.
31st-October-2011, 04:13
Elin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Ah medical technology. Is there nothing you can't do? :wacko:

I'd risk it if I were you. I realize you hadn't played DAO, but one look at his lineage will show he's from a long line of brood mothers. Considering the process involved in creating one, ECK.

Verily 'tis a wonderful era to be embarking on a chain of body horror moments that would make David Cronenberg squirm! :wacko:

I'm guessing something like this: http://images.wikia.com/buffy/images/1/11/Balthazar.jpg?
31st-October-2011, 04:13
Sprung

No way...

Ray was born on Halloween??
How the fuck is this shit even possible? o_O
31st-October-2011, 04:14
Elin

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Originally Posted by James

It's okay. They are the same things that I worry about.

Pfft, you're being an awesome dad to a lovely little boy. ^_^ Next to that, relationships are child's play. :x
31st-October-2011, 04:16
Zaladane

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Originally Posted by Louie the Magician

An apartment!?

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Originally Posted by James

:clap:

Congrats, buddy.

We're still Emailing each other back and forth but the particulars are out of the way and just setting up times and such. Still 2 more nights until the first but big whoop. I'm probably gonna sit at Timmys or a Mcd's for the night though as it's devils night. And I'll be piss broke after rent and damage deposit :lol
31st-October-2011, 04:18
Raype

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Originally Posted by Sprung

No way...

Ray was born on Halloween??
How the fuck is this shit even possible? o_O

Cesarean.

But enough about salads. My parents got freaky in March. :shrug:

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Originally Posted by The Bus From Speed

Verily 'tis a wonderful era to be embarking on a chain of body horror moments that would make David Cronenberg squirm! :wacko:

I'm guessing something like this: http://images.wikia.com/buffy/images/1/11/Balthazar.jpg?

Does this mean that you'll eventually be able to give birth to giant maggot babies? AWESOME. I want one! I mean, if they come in a litter. :wacko:

Pretty much. Except with more gangrape, cannibalism, and body horror.
31st-October-2011, 04:18
Milady

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Originally Posted by Sprung

No way...

Ray was born on Halloween??
How the fuck is this shit even possible? o_O

I feel like this post happens every Halloween.

And I haven't even been here for that many.
31st-October-2011, 04:18
Sprung

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Originally Posted by Raype

Cesarean.

But enough about salads. My parents got freaky in March. :shrug:

pics or gtfo
31st-October-2011, 04:18
Zaladane

And what's this CWC stuff?

Sorta been distracted here.
31st-October-2011, 04:19
Sprung

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Originally Posted by Jessie

I feel like this post happens every Halloween.

And I haven't even been here for that many.

I guess I never noticed :lol
31st-October-2011, 04:19
Raype

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Originally Posted by Sprung

pics or gtfo

You've seen my parents.

Are you sure you really want to see them fucking? :wacko:
31st-October-2011, 04:20
Sprung

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Originally Posted by Raype

You've seen my parents.

Are you sure you really want to see them fucking? :wacko:

Good point. Nevermind.
Tell your mom I said hi, though.
31st-October-2011, 04:20
Raype

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Originally Posted by Jessie

I feel like this post happens every Halloween.

And I haven't even been here for that many.

You'd be correct.

Gramps seems to have trouble grasping the concept that there's a roughly one in 365 chance of having a birthday today. :wacko:
31st-October-2011, 04:23
Milady

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Originally Posted by Raype

You'd be correct.

Gramps seems to have trouble grasping the concept that there's a roughly one in 365 chance of having a birthday today. :wacko:

I know at least two other people who share your birthday. I hate them both, so let's pretend it's just you.

Happy Birthday, Ray. ^^;;;
31st-October-2011, 04:25
Sprung

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Originally Posted by Raype

You'd be correct.

Gramps seems to have trouble grasping the concept that there's a roughly one in 365 chance of having a birthday today. :wacko:

Get off my lawn.
31st-October-2011, 04:26
Zaladane

oi last E-mail received. All done. Nov 1st at 2pm!!!

:dancing:
31st-October-2011, 04:26
Milady

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Originally Posted by Pixie

oi last E-mail received. All done. Nov 1st at 2pm!!!

:dancing:

Lovely! Congratulations.
31st-October-2011, 04:28
Raype

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Get off my lawn.

Fine.

But my sister and her birthday of Friday the 13th shall be along shortly.

And she will not leave easily.

:wacko:
31st-October-2011, 04:29
Elin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Some people have no problem being broken up into little pieces. For what is life but the gradual formation of cracks and chips in your existence? Wear your psychosis, your physical and emotional scars, and your inability to ever be "right" again with a sense of pride!

That being said, I'm pretty broken. Meet me for lunch in 10 minutes. You bring the duct tape, I'll bring the crazy glue. <3

This is true, but it doesn't make screwing over people any easier to live with. ^^;;; Knowing that everything is going to be fine six months down the line is little comfort when things aren't fine in the present. ^_^

T-Ten minutes? But my hair! And my makeup! And the fact that I'm on the other side of the world! :wacko:

Also, I'd dispute you being broken. ^^;;; Perhaps you've had people try to break you, but you've got a really good head on your shoulders, and I honestly think it'd take a lot to change that~
31st-October-2011, 04:30
Sprung

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raype

Fine.

But my sister and her birthday of Friday the 13th shall be along shortly.

And she will not leave easily.

:wacko:

She can stay. Again.
31st-October-2011, 04:30
Zaladane

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Originally Posted by Jessie

Lovely! Congratulations.

Thanks!

Wipes sweat from brow. I haven't actually had to use my brain for anything more than spamming EP, watching movies/tv shows and playing video games for 2 months and I can feel it pulsating now :lol

Oh and they have internets :dancing:
31st-October-2011, 04:30
Elin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pixie

oi last E-mail received. All done. Nov 1st at 2pm!!!

:dancing:

Congratulations! ^_^ Take lots of photos when you move in~!
31st-October-2011, 04:32
Zaladane

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Originally Posted by The Bus From Speed

Congratulations! ^_^ Take lots of photos when you move in~!

For sure. Now that I figured out how to get the pics from my phone onto the computer :P
31st-October-2011, 04:32
Sprung

Goodnight :wav:
31st-October-2011, 04:33
Elin

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Originally Posted by Sprung

Goodnight :wav:

Night night! ^_^
31st-October-2011, 04:35
Milady

I should probably be off as well. Have to be at work in nine hours, and somehow have to find time to sleep, shower, and figure out what outfit to wear so that I can wear my grey boots and not look stupid. ^_^

Goodnight~
31st-October-2011, 04:35
Raype

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Bus From Speed

This is true, but it doesn't make screwing over people any easier to live with. ^^;;; Knowing that everything is going to be fine six months down the line is little comfort when things aren't fine in the present. ^_^

T-Ten minutes? But my hair! And my makeup! And the fact that I'm on the other side of the world! :wacko:

Also, I'd dispute you being broken. ^^;;; Perhaps you've had people try to break you, but you've got a really good head on your shoulders, and I honestly think it'd take a lot to change that~

The present doesn't exist. By the time we acknowledge it, it's already the past. Stop living in the past. :wacko:

The hair and makeup are unnecessary. You mean we have haven't created a superspeed transatlantic train network yet? The fuck science? You guys are supposed to have all this shit handled.

Not a lot. Just a rather large sharp object that can cut through my freakishly thick neck. Considering I'm surrounded by them, they are not hard to come by. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Sprung

She can stay. Again.

She's more woman than you can handle.

And I'd know. What, with my family's lax attitude towards incest and all that.
31st-October-2011, 04:36
Elin

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Originally Posted by Jessie

I should probably be off as well. Have to be at work in nine hours, and somehow have to find time to sleep, shower, and figure out what outfit to wear so that I can wear my grey boots and not look stupid. ^_^

Goodnight~

Night night! ^^;;; Are they new boots? ^_^
31st-October-2011, 04:44
Zaladane

Goodnight Sprung and Milady!!
31st-October-2011, 04:53
Drageuth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessie

I know at least two other people who share your birthday. I hate them both, so let's pretend it's just you.

Happy Birthday, Ray. ^^;;;

The produce manager, electronics manager, and one of the girl's in the deli were all born on Hallowe'en as well. And a couple of my buddies from high school.

You aren't that special, Ray. :disagree:
31st-October-2011, 04:55
Grouch

I had a post written up and was going to post it but i figured it sucked so I deleted it.
31st-October-2011, 04:57
Grouch

anyway time for a game I'll be lurking as usual:wav:

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